Image: Shutterstock
About This Quiz
They tell us that you can tell a lot about a person from the way that they drink their coffee. So what does your coffee habits say about you? Tell us about them, and we'll reveal which profession you should be in!
What kind of coffee shops do you like to visit?
I go to Starbucks or a restaurant.
I usually just drink what's at the office.
I make my own coffee at home, the local baristas just can't get it right.
I am always looking for the newest local shop.
Advertisement
You’re out of coffee filters. How do you react?
I run to the corner store and pick up a box.
It's nothing that Charmin can’t fix!
I never run out of coffee filters, because the 14K gold-plated etched metal filter I bought to maximize the aromatic oils in my daily cup is reusable.
I usually pick up my coffee at the local shops, so if they're out then the city must be under attack by aliens.
Advertisement
What is a flat white?
My favorite shade of Benjamin Moore paint.
A particularly vicious breed of shark.
A type of latte made popular in New Zealand, topped with foam from the bottom of the milk pitcher for a finely-bubbled, velvety texture.
A latte.
Advertisement
The correct temperature for water to brew coffee is?
93.3 degrees Celsius, preferably distilled by reverse osmosis.
Boiling?
Hot?
My Keurig knows that so I don’t have to.
Advertisement
Someone asks you to go cupping. What's your response?
Load up on the Solos and Natty Ice. Drinking games are my specialty brah!
Decline. Isn’t that a weird massage thing Gwyneth Paltrow is into?
Start hydrating so your palate will be prepared to pick out nuances of licorice and hickory smoke.
Stare at them in confusion.
Advertisement
How do you grind your beans?
Um, don’t they just come like that?
Running that big red machine in the grocery store is my favorite part of my shopping trip.
By hand, in a burr grinder. My grinding arm is getting jacked, but I quiver at the thought of having guests over for breakfast (even the aroma of freshly ground espresso can’t overpower that much sweat smell).
I will get it ground at a coffee shop.
Advertisement
Which brand of coffee do you prefer?
Green Mountain Coffee.
Folgers.
Blue Bottle Ground Coffee.
Other.
Advertisement
When the baristas at the coffee shop near your house see you coming, what do they do?
They sigh with relief. One drip coffee, comin’ right up!
They start furiously pumping chocolate syrup into a Big Gulp-sized cup and brace the whipped cream guy.
They cringe and try to hide behind the La Marzocco. A repeat of last week’s double ristretto disagreement is going to end with somebody getting scalded.
They keep doing what they're doing.
Advertisement
Do you agree with the following statement? "Some coffee companies believe there is such a thing as “too fresh” and will allow their newly roasted beans to rest for couple of days before serving. "
What does that even mean?
No.
Totally!
Yes.
Advertisement
Why is there a line out the door at your favorite coffee shop?
It’s finally Pumpkin Spice Latte time!
The hot dog rotisserie caught on fire and short-circuited the French vanilla mocha dispenser.
Everyone knows Kyoto style drip takes forever, but it’s worth the wait.
It's the best place in town.
Advertisement
Which biscuit would you rather have with your coffee?
Jammie Dodgers biscuits.
Hobnobs biscuits.
Bourbon biscuits.
Garibaldi biscuits.
Advertisement
Advertisement
Are you willing to drink instant coffee?
Sure, if that's all there is.
Can I add things to make it taste better?
Yes, in the end I need my caffeine.
I wouldn't touch that stuff with a 10 foot pole.
Advertisement
Advertisement
What kind of chocolate would you rather consume?
A chocolate chip cookie.
Chocolate-dipped fruit.
Chocolate fudge.
A 98% dark chocolate bar.
Advertisement
Which of the following is closest to your life's motto?
Always be yourself.
Dare to be different.
Work hard, play harder.
Coffee runs through my veins.
Advertisement
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day?
Maybe one cup.
Two or three cups.
Four or five cups.
It depends on the day.
Advertisement
Advertisement
How big is your coffee pot at home?
It holds six cups of coffee or less.
It can hold between eight and ten cups of coffee.
Which one? I have several different kinds.
I don't own my own coffee pot.
Advertisement
What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Get dressed.
Drink coffee.
Eat breakfast.
Hit the snooze alarm.
Advertisement
When did you first start drinking coffee?
Sometime in college.
When I was in high school.
As far as I can remember I've always drunk coffee.
Yesterday.
Advertisement
Why do you choose to drink coffee?
It's cheaper than tea.
There is a bit of caffeine in coffee.
I like the taste of coffee.
I have many reasons why I drink coffee.
Advertisement
Which would you prefer as an alternative to coffee?
Energy drinks.
Tea.
Soda.
Nothing, I'd rather die first.
Advertisement
On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how much do you need coffee on a daily basis?
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Advertisement
If you had to describe your taste in coffee, what word would you choose?
Straightforward.
Bold.
Fun.
Chic.
Advertisement
What do you think of adding sugar to coffee?
It's not something I like.
It's something I do sometimes.
It's really good for taking the bitterness out of the coffee.
It's necessary for my survival.
Advertisement
How fancy is your coffee order?
It has two ingredients.
It’s not very difficult to make.
It takes a bit of time to make.
It’s very hard to get just right.
Advertisement
Which of these best describes how you feel about people who don’t drink coffee?
It’s their choice.
They don’t know what they’re missing.
How are they still alive?
There are people who don’t drink coffee?
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
You Got: