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When you were all buttoned up in your dress uniform, were you the same person you are in the bedroom? Once you tell us about your military career, we are going to figure it out for ourselves! You might see yourself as a little vanilla in the bedroom, but did your days in the service groom you to be a master of kink?
Whether or not you could stand at attention longer than your fellow servicemembers is only one of the things that we'll need to know. It might not seem like your day-to-day military activities could say anything at all about your level of kinkiness, but we beg to differ. The way you conducted yourself when you were under the control of dominant forces has a lot to do with the way you are in the bedroom.
As you line up and get into formation to answer our questions, we expect that you'll handle yourself with the same kind of courage the military demands from its recruits. Whether you end up vanilla flavored, or you come off as kinky as a bowl full of jalapenos on the nightstand depends on the things you tell us! Where will you fall on the scale of kinkiness?
How well did you do at basic training?
I flew through basic training.
I nearly got kicked out.
They may have passed me to get rid of me.
I did as well as everyone else.
Did you ever get to navigate a rocket?
I'm afraid I didn't rank that high.
You don't navigate rockets.
I still navigate my rocket.
I navigated a Jeep.
When sleeping at the barracks, did you prefer the top bunk or the bottom bunk?
I prefer having my own room.
The top bunk was good with me.
I like both from time to time.
The bottom bunk was more my style.
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Did you feel sexier in your fatigues or your dress uniforms?
I didn't feel hot in either.
I felt sexier in my boxers.
I was sexier in my fatigues.
No one can say no to someone in uniform.
What were you like in the bedroom before you entered the military?
Kinkier
Less kinky
Kinky in a different way
About the same
Are you still in touch with any of your hookups from your military days?
I didn't have any hookups.
I'm not in touch with any of them.
I like to keep them in my little black book.
I can't even remember their names.
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When you were in the service, were you in any long-term relationships?
I was hitched the whole time.
I was in one long-term relationship.
I've never had a long-term relationship.
I did more playing the field while I was in the military.
When you were serving, where was the strangest place you ever woke up?
Boot camp was a strange place to wake up.
I woke up in a bar once.
I woke up in a lot of strange places.
Waking up in the desert was a real trip.
Were you the same person both in and out of uniform?
I'm always the same person.
I was a little more uptight when the uniform was on.
My personality totally changed when I was off the clock.
It depends where I was hanging out.
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Which military film was your enlisted time most like?
"Stripes"
"A Few Good Men"
"Top Gun"
"G.I. Jane"
Did you ever go out with any of your superior officers?
We went to dinner parties sometimes.
I never hung out with my superior officers.
We used to go partying together.
I dated one of my superior officers.
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Were you ever deployed?
I spent all my time stateside.
I was deployed for a little while.
I did a few tours on a ship.
I was deployed for a long time.
What was the best thing you learned from your time in the military?
I learned how to work hard.
I learned how to deal with others.
I learned when to get out my guns.
I learned how to be myself.
Did you spend most of your time on or off the military base?
I rarely ever left the base.
I spent all free time off of the base.
I tried to get off the base every chance I got.
I was rarely ever on the military base.
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What sort of reputation did you have with your peers?
I was viewed as being reliable.
I was known as a wild card.
I know they thought I was a dirty dog.
I never bothered to find out.
How big was the biggest weapon you handled in the military?
About the size of a pen
Around the size of a ruler
As big as a skyscraper
As large as a water bottle
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Where did you prefer to go when you were on vacation?
I liked to go back home.
I preferred to go to amusement parks.
I liked to head to exotic countries.
Camping was always my favorite thing to do.
Do you keep what happened in the military back in the military?
We don't discuss my military days.
I'd like to bring up my war stories someday.
I relive it every chance I get.
Some of the things I did are classified.
Were you ever stationed overseas?
I was stationed overseas for a number of years.
I never got the chance.
I was overseas when I was deployed.
I was overseas in my mind.
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Are you still serving in the military?
I am still serving!
I've been out for a number of years.
I'm still in the reserve forces.
I've been out of the military for a short while.
Did you hang out with a lot of younger recruits?
I hung out with anyone who was nice.
I preferred to mess with younger recruits.
Yes. They always knew how to find the parties.
I liked the company of more accomplished soldiers.
How much have you changed since your military days?
I haven't changed much at all.
I'm a little more adventurous than I was.
I've settled down a lot.
I am much more careful than I used to be.
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Is there anything you would have done differently with your military career?
I would have worked harder.
I can't think of anything.
I would have met more locals.
I would have traveled more.
In your experience, did soldiers have more fun than sailors?
I didn't really notice.
Airmen had more fun than anyone.
I think sailors had more fun.
Soldiers were always having fun.
What was the biggest accomplishment in your military career?
My biggest accomplishment was being promoted.
I think my biggest accomplishment was keeping my mouth shut.
You should see the notches on my bedpost.
It had to be the medal that I earned.
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How well did you take orders back then?
I was great at taking orders.
I begrudgingly took orders.
I was better at giving orders.
I just did my job.
Would you consider reenlisting?
I'm still in the service.
I'm too old now.
I've moved on to other things.
If our country needed me, I would.
Which famous veteran did you model your military career after?
John McCain
I didn't model my career after anyone.
I was influenced by a family member.
Morgan Freeman inspired me.
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