Take This Numerology Test and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time 5 min
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About This Quiz
Taking a test involving numbers has never been more fun! We're going to examine the way you use numbers, the way you interpret numbers and how numbers play a role in your life that you might not even realize. Once you've completed the questions, we'll add up your responses and equate them to the number of people you've slept with!Â
Dating back to 539 B.C. when Pythagoras began studying numbers, numerology is often considered more accurate than astrology or psychic abilities. Throughout this sassy test, we'll need to know a few intimate details about the way you handle numbers. Each answer you give will provide a clue about the number of people you've taken to the bedroom.
You won't need to do any crazy mathematical problems, but you will need to be honest. We also won't ask you about your intimate experiences. Instead, we'll let the numbers do the talking for you. Will your answers lead us to the magic number you've racked up, or will we need to do a little more calculating? You'll be amazed when we hit your number right on the head!
START QUIZ
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Does the day of your birthday fall in the beginning, middle or end of the month?
It's closer to the beginning.
It's the first, the 15th or the very last day.
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Are you more freaked out by the number 13 or the number 666?
I'm more freaked out by the number 0.
I will run from the number 666.
Numbers don't really creep me out.
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How many slices of bacon is the correct amount for a BLT?
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When you first wake up, how many times do you hit the snooze button?
I never do it. That's a dangerous game.
I set multiple alarms instead.
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Do you tend to count the stairs when you use them?
No, but I'm sure I will now. Thanks.
If they're steep, I count them.
I usually take the elevator.
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Which of these people would you consider your number one?
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Be honest! Do you giggle when you hear the number 69?
It depends how it's used.
I do not know anyone who wouldn't giggle.
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Out of these numbers, which one are you most drawn to?
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Have you ever eaten a baker's dozen of donuts all by yourself?
I would like to give it a try.
That's too many donuts for one sitting.
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Think fast! Are you able to recite your phone number without looking it up?
I don't know my own number.
I remember a lot of people's phone numbers.
I think I know it, but I'll have to look to be sure.
What sort of person doesn't know their own phone number?
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Would you say that you consider the number seven to be the luckiest?
I don't really believe in luck.
I think eight is much luckier.
Seven is definitely my lucky number.
I have a different lucky number.
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Do you believe that things happen in series of threes?
I believe death happens that way.
I've never really noticed.
Three is the magic number.
No; things usually happen in duos.
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Some believe it's bad luck to sneeze three times. Do you?
It is a strange amount of sneezes.
Three sneezes are bad luck — very bad luck.
Sneezes are only bad luck if someone doesn't bless you.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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In your opinion, how long should you date someone before getting intimate?
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Do you ever add up phone numbers to see which number they equal?
I add up street addresses. It's a numerology thing.
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How many times do you let a phone ring before you hang up?
It usually goes to voicemail before I hang up.
I let it ring five or six times.
I'm out after three rings.
I'll let it ring all day if I have to do it.
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Look around your living space. Do you group things in even numbers or odd numbers?
I don't group things at all.
I place things in even sets.
Odd numbers of things look more interesting.
It depends on the type of things.
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When you look at price tags, do you always round the price up?
If it's over 49 cents, I'll round up.
I'll round down if it's under 50 cents.
I always round things up.
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Give us a ballpark figure. How many hearts have you broken?
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When Friday the 13th rolls around, do you take extra caution?
I don't' believe in that kind of stuff.
No, if things are going to go bad, they'll go bad no matter what.
I use extra caution on the full moon.
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When you go to your best friend's house, how many times do you knock on the door?
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Which prime number pops up in your life most often?
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Between 1 and 15, which number are we thinking of now?
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It's time to binge watch your favorite show. How many episodes do you watch in one sitting?
I never binge watch television.
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Are you better at doing addition or subtraction in your head?
I'm better with multiplication.
I think subtracting things easier.
It depends on the size of the problem.
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If you add your birthdate together, does it make a number under or over 50?
If I use the year, it's over.
I'm not sure I know what you mean.
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How long was your relationship with your last ex?
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You're at a pizza party. How many slices can you eat?
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Which number's multiplication tables give you the biggest problem?
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What time is the ideal to go to bed at night?
Any time of day works for me.
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