Take this Hitch quiz for the ultimate dating advice!

By: J.P. Naomi
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Take this Hitch quiz for the ultimate dating advice!
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About This Quiz

How do you find the date of your dreams? Take this Hitch quiz to find out! The charismatic actor Will Smith, in his role as Hitch the dating consultant, has all the answers.
In which year was the premiere of the film Hitch?
2002
2005
Hitch was released on February 11, 2005. It was directed by Andy Tennant and written by Kevin Bisch.
2007
2010

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What is the name of the lead male character?
Alex Hitchens
Alex Hitchens is known simply as "Hitch." His nickname also represents his ability to match-make!
Albert Brennaman
Vance Munson
Ben Baylor

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Who plays the role of Alex Hitchens?
Kevin James
Adam Arkin
Will Smith
Will Smith was born on September 25, 1968, in Philadelphia, PA. He produced Hitch alongside James Lassiter and Teddy Zee.
Cuba Gooding Jr.

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Who is Hitch's main client in the film?
Allegra Cole
Albert Brennaman
Albert Brennaman is a nervous dating wreck who requires detailed coaching by Hitch. Hitch coaches Albert through the dating process throughout the film.
Sara Melas
Casey Sedgewick

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Which famous actor plays the role of Albert Brennaman?
Alec Baldwin
Matthew Broderick
Kevin James
Kevin James is an actor, comedian, screenwriter, and producer. He was born on April 26, 1965, in Mineola, New York.
Will Ferrell

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What is the name of the woman Albert is smitten with?
Sara
Amber
Rachel
Allegra
Allegra Cole is her full name! She is portrayed by actress Amber Valletta.

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Which famous actress plays the role of Sara Melas in Hitch?
Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes was born on March 5, 1974, in Miami, Florida. She is currently dating Ryan Gosling and they have two daughters together.
Eva Longoria
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz

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Where do Hitch and Sara meet?
On the street
On the subway
At a bar
Hitch watches as Sara is being hit on by a man she is not interested in. Hitch comes to Sara's rescue and they enjoy a flirty conversation together.
At the gym

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What does Hitch send Sara at work the day after they meet?
Flowers
A book
A dinner invitation
Walkie-talkies
He is on the other end of the line and asks her if she'll go out on jet skis with him. She declines, but he persists.

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What is in the second package that Hitch sends to Sara at work?
Flowers
Flashlight
Wet suit
He won't accept no for an answer, so finally, after receiving the wet suit, Sara gives in to Hitch and they go jet skiing together.
Cashmere sweater

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What type of company does Albert work for?
Manufacturing
Investment
Albert works for an investment firm, and one of the firm's celebrity clients is Allegra Cole. Will Smith actually suggested Kevin James for the role of Albert because he was such a fan of The King of Queens.
Retail
Farming

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What is Sara's occupation?
Gossip columnist
Sara Meles is not only a gossip columnist, but she is also a workaholic. Since she's so wrapped up in her work, she rarely has time for a relationship.
Nurse
Librarian
Dance instructor

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What is Alex Hitchen's profession?
"Date doctor"
He professionally coaches men to the art of wooing women - with the goal of achieving a long-term relationship for his clients.
Lawyer
Insurance agent
Bodyguard

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Who tries to hire Hitch to help him get a one-night stand?
Vance
Vance Munson is portrayed by actor Jeffrey Donovan. His character is a shallow and chauvinistic male who goes against Hitch's moral standards.
Jimmy
Albert
Adam

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Who does Vance want to have a one-night stand with?
Sara
Casey
Casey Sedgewick is her full name. She is portrayed by actress Julie Ann Emery, who has also appeared in other films such as Fargo, Line of Fire, and Commander in Chief.
Allegra
Robinne

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How are Sara and Casey related?
Coworkers
They are not only coworkers, but they are best friends too. Cameron Diaz was considered for the role of Sara Melas.
Sisters
College roommates
Neighbors

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Allegra wants 1/2 million dollars to invest in...
Her friend's fashion line
Allegra has a business meeting with Albert's firm to express her interest in using some of her fortune on this venture. The lead adviser says he needs time to think it over. Albert steps in and says it's her money and she should do with it what she wants.
Apple stock
A property uptown
The stock market

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What ends up happening when Albert argues with the lead adviser on Allegra's proposed business venture?
Albert punches him
Hitch storms in to save the day
Albert quits his job
Hitch told Albert that he needed to do something over the top to impress Allegra. He didn't exactly mean quit his job, though!
He spills his coffee all over the table

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What happens to Hitch when he goes to dinner with Sara?
He has an allergic reaction
Hitch has a terrible allergic reaction to the food that he ate. They go to the drugstore to get some Benedryl.
He runs into Vance
His phone rings off the hook
He sees an ex-girlfriend

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Where does the film take place?
Los Angeles
New York City
Hitch was filmed at 11 different locations, all of them located in New York City!
Miami
Boston

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Hitch makes a toast: "Never lie, steal, cheat or _______."
Fake
Drink
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."
Tell
Hit

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Hitch says, "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's ..."
Friends and family that keep you afloat
The love you have in your heart
All about the Benjamins
The moments that take your breath away
Hitch had many good pieces of advice throughout the movie. No matter how cliche they may have sounded, they always gave Albert the strength he needed!

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According to Hitch, ______ percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language.
30
40
60
"Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth."
90

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Hitch says that any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. "He just needs the right _____."
Method
Words
Broom
Eva Mendes also appeared in Will Smith's "Miami" video. She lip-synced "Bienvenido a Miami" to the camera.
Chance

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Who is the only person who makes Hitch feel like he can fly?
Allegra
His mom
Sara
"Because that's what people do... they leap and hope to God they can fly! Because otherwise, we just drop like a rock... wondering the whole way down...'why in the hell did I jump?' But here I am, Sara, falling. And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly... That's you."
Albert

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Hitch teaches Albert to go _____ for the kiss and Allegra will come the rest of the way.
50 percent of the way
60 percent of the way
75 percent of the way
90 percent of the way
When Albert is practicing going 90 percent with Hitch, he goes all the way by accident and ends up kissing Hitch. Hitch flips out and says, "I said come ninety!!"

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Hitch says a woman that wants to kiss does this...
Fiddles with her keys
"A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles."
Opens her door and goes inside
Looks down at the ground
Bites her lip

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Sara's great-great-grandfather was known as The ______ of Cadiz.
Man
Angel
Butcher
Hitch shows Sara where he signed into Ellis Island, but she runs away crying. Hitch thought The Butcher of Cadiz was a profession, but actually it was a headline.
Wealth

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If Hitch is Michelangelo, then Albert is the ____.
Colosseum
Sistine Chapel
This line is part of HItch's pitch to Albert to work with him. He says to Albert, "Let's go paint that ceiling," meaning, let's go get you and Allegra to date.
Vatican
Canvas

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What is the name of one of Albert's dance moves?
The electric slide
The cupid shuffle
The Q-tip
"Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away!" He gestures as if he is using a Q-tip in his ears and then tosses it away.
The lawnmower

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What does Albert do right before he leans in to kiss Allegra?
Blows his nose
Uses his inhaler
He uses his inhaler and then he leans in, puckering his lips up to Allegra. She giggles and goes the remaining 10% of the way.
Coughs
Calls Hitch

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What does Sara do after finding out Hitch's true identity?
She publishes a gossip story about him
She exposes his business. This causes Allegra and Albert to break up and also causes Hitch's reputation to go down the tubes.
She tells Allegra
She moves to LA
She cries

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Hitch sneaks into a ________ to try to speak with Sara, following her exposé.
Restaurant
AA meeting
Speed dating event
Sara and Casey yell at Hitch and tell him that Vance was their source in this exposé. Hitch tries to explain that it's because of men like Vance that he wants to work with the good guys like Albert.
Concert

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When Hitch goes to win Sara back, there is another man in her apartment. Who is he?
Her new boyfriend
Her brother-in-law
Though the viewer AND Hitch believe there's a new man in her life, we are pleased to find out that he is just her brother-in-law. Hitch and Sara rekindle their relationship.
Her husband
Her pastor

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What song plays at the end of the film Hitch?
Now That We've Found Love
This final scene is at Albert and Allegra's wedding. Guests are lined up on either side of the dance floor and everyone takes turns dancing down the aisle to Now That We've Found Love.
Love Hurts
It Must Have Been Love
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

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