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If there are two things, you can draw a line between, it's junk purchased on Amazon and being a specific character on "Game of Thrones." George R. R. Martin actually writes by perusing Amazon for the crap he doesn't need, and then gets into a character's headspace, inhabiting them. Let's do that here.
Cheapo flip-flops are on sale. Do you flip out?
If they're Tevas, then yes. What a deal!
I've had enough of sandals.
They're no good in the snow.
I don't need any flip-flops.
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Amazon has said you might like an old timey Ka-Bar army knife. Do you cut a deal?
I prefer to use my bare hands.
I'll get it, if it's small enough to fit in my belt.
I don't like weapons.
Do they have one made of ice?
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There's a giant container of Myoplex protein powder for sale, but it'll go off in just a couple months. Are you thirsty to get your money's worth?
I will consume the whole thing in a week!
Get it away from me.
I will have enough to make it of value.
I have no need for such food.
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There's a pen sale. What pen do you look for?
Uzi Tactical Pen.
Fisher Space Pen.
Rite In The Rain Pen.
Montblanc Meisterstuck Classique Burgundy Bordeaux 144R Fountain Pen 13679.
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Do you really need a radio controlled car that looks like R2D2?
I would split skulls for such a wonder.
I have no use for such toys.
Hodor? Hodor, Hodor Hodor.
Can it overheat? Like, really, really overheat?
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There's a flash kindle book sale. What do you look for?
"Enemy of the State (A Mitch Rapp Novel Book 14)"
"The Fog Seller: Gold Medal, Best Mystery of 2016, Readers' Favorite" - Silver Medal: Best Novel of 2016 (Pacific), IPPY Awards -- Gold Award, Ind. Book Pub. Assn.
"The Hideaway"
"The Orphan's Tale: A Novel"
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There's a survival gear deal today. What do you buy?
SAURIUS-ONE Premium Outdoor / Survival / Hunting Knife - Micarta handle, Stainless Steel MOVA-58, Genuine Leather Multi-position Sheath + Firesteel. Handmade in Spain.
Solar Charger RAVPower 15000mAh Outdoor Portable Charger Solar Power Bank Dual USB External Battery Pack Power Pack with Flashlight (IPX4 Waterproof, Dustproof, Solar Panel Charging, DC5V/2A Input).
TITAN Two-Sided Emergency Mylar Survival Blankets, 5-Pack | Safety-Orange (27-000002).
Schrade SCHA5 M.A.G.I.C. Assisted Opening Liner Lock Folding Knife, Silver.
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You need a notepad for a trip you're going on. What kind do you buy?
Moleskine Cahier Journal (Set of 3), Pocket, Ruled, Black, Soft Cover (3.5 x 5.5): Set of 3 Ruled Journals.
Rhodia Classic Orange Notepad 8.3x11.7 Lined.
AmazonBasics Classic Notebook - Ruled.
Mead Note Pad Spiral 5 In. X 3 In.
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You are in the market for a new smartphone. What do you buy?
Sony Z5.
LG V30.
Reconditioned iPhone SE.
LeEco | Le S3 Unlocked Dual-SIM Smartphone; 5.5" Display, 16MP Camera, 4K Video, 32GB Storage, 3GB RAM - Gray (U.S. Warranty).
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What toy do you buy to satisfy your inner child?
David Prowse signed Full Size Darth Vader Mask / Helmet STAR WARS.
Revell 1:24 London Taxi.
Sphero SPRK Edition: App-Enabled Ball.
3Racing #3R/KIT-D4AWD 1/10 Sakura D4 CS Sport AWD Car Kit for 3Racing Sakura D4 AWD.
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Your best friend surprises you by saying they've won the lottery and they want to buy something from your Amazon wish list and price is no object. What do you ask them for?
DYSON 360 EYE Robot robotic vacuum cleaner RB01NB - Japan (Fuscia).
Rolex Day-Date Automatic Ice Blue Dial Platinum Men's Watch 228206 IBLSP.
Hodor.
Segway miniPRO Smart Self Balancing Personal Transporter with Mobile App Control.
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What type of collar do you get for your shirt when you order from Amazon's Button Down?
Cutaway.
Spread Collar.
Button Collar.
I don't buy dress shirts from Amazon's own brand.
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What robotic vaccum cleaner do you like best?
Pure Clean Smart Robotic Vacuum Cleaner.
iRobot Roomba 690.
Eovacs.
Eufy Robovac 11.
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You're going on a trip! What watch do you bring?
CASIO PROTREK triple sensor Ver.3 PRW-6000Y-1AJF.
Timex Men's T2N705 Intelligent Quartz SL Series Fly-Back Chronograph Black Silicone Strap Watch.
Apple Watch.
Samsung Gear S2 Smartwatch - Dark Gray.
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What external RAID do you buy from Amazon?
LaCie 6big Thunderbolt 3 6-Bay Desktop RAID Storage Array with 24TB HDD (6x 4TB), 7200 RPM, 40Gb/s at Thunderbolt 3, 10Gb/s at U.
WD 16TB My Book Duo Desktop RAID External Hard Drive - USB 3.0 - WDBLWE0160JCH-NESN.
NETGEAR ReadyNAS 214 4-Bay Network Attached Storage for Personal Cloud, Diskless (RN21400-100NES).
Drobo 5D: Direct Attached Storage - 5 bay array - USB 3 and 2 x Thunderbolt 2 ports (DRDR5A21).
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You like gaming. What laptop do you order from Amazon?
HIDevolution Asus ROG GX800VH-XS79K-HID2 18.4" 4K IPS G-SYNC - i7-7820HK - Dual SLI GTX 1080 16G - 64G RAM - Liquid Cooled Gaming Laptop (3T RAID SSD).
Latest 2017 Eluktronics P650HP6 15.6" FHD 1080p IPS Graphic Design Laptop PC - Intel i7-7700HQ Quad Core Windows 10 Home 6GB GDDR5 NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 VR Ready 256GB SSD + 1TB HDD 16GB DDR4 RAM.
HIDevolution MSI GT83VR 7RF TITAN SLI-212 HID16 18.4" VR Ready w/ IC Diamond Thermal Compound (FHD/i7-7920HQ/Dual 1080 8G/PCIe 4TB SSD RAID +4T SSD/64G RAM).
HIDevolution Asus ROG GX800VH-XS79K-HID3 18.4" 4K IPS G-SYNC - i7-7820HK - Dual SLI GTX 1080 16G - 64G RAM - Liquid Cooled Gaming Laptop (6T RAID SSD).
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What "body wipes" do you get from Amazon?
DUDE Shower Body Wipes, On-The-Go Singles for Travel, Unscented, Naturally Soothing Aloe and Hypoallergenic (1 Pack, 10 Wipes per Pack).
Care Touch Fresh Deodorizing Body Wipes for Adults, Personal Cleansing and Bathing Cloths - 6 Travel Packs of 8 Wipes Each (48 Count Total).
Yes To Coconut Cleansing Wipes, Brown, 30 Count.
No Rinse Bathing Wipes (8 count each) - 5 Pack (40 wipes).
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What keychain do you order from Amazon?
Fur Pom Pom Ball Keychain ,Milletech Lightning &Micro USB Charging Cable for iPhone 7 7plus iPad iPod Samsung Huawei Mobile Devices and Handbag Purse.
Fencher key chain bottle opener with (2 Extra key rings and Gift Box) heavy duty car keychain for Man and Women.
Funko Pocket Pop Keychain: Disney Nursebot Baymax Action Figure.
SOOKOO Car Key Chain Key Ring Business Gift for Men.
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You need a light switch. Which do you order from Amazon?
3dRose Heike Köhnen Design Sport Surfing - Sport, surfboard with dolphins and flowers - Light Switch Covers - single toggle switch (lsp_256371_1).
Duke University Collegiate Metal Novelty Single Light Switch Cover Plate LS10131.
3dRose LLC lsp_24630_2 Pink And Purple Princess Castle In The Clouds, Double Toggle Switch.
Star Wars Light Switch Novelty Decal Wall Sticker ipad/laptops/walls/etc...
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What gaming chair would you order from Amazon?
Crew Furniture 512100 Classic Video Rocker Black with Black Mesh Racing Stripe.
GTracing Ergonomic Office Chair Racing Chair Backrest and Seat Height Adjustment Computer Chair With Pillows Recliner Swivel Rocker Tilt E-sports Chair (Black/Red).
Merax Racing Office Chair Green and Black PU Leather Home Office Chair Computer Gaming Chair with Headrest and Lumbar Support (Green).
Homall Executive Swivel Leather Gaming Chair, Racing Style High-back Office Chair With Lumbar Support and Headrest (White).
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What fridge magnets do you buy?
Refrigerator Magnet Fridge Magnet Kitchen Magnets Fun Magnets Decorative Magnets Cute Magnets (Succulent Cactus).
Pack of 18 Dessert Fridge Magnet Decor Refrigerator Magnets Sticker Home Decoration Children's Early Education Cupcake French Totast Sweet Mini Size 2cm.
[Fujifilm Instax Mini Frame] -- CAIUL Clear Acrylic Fridge Magnetic Frame, Double Sided Photo Magnet Frame for Instax Mini 8 8+ 9 70 7s 90 25 26 50s Film, 5pcs.
8 Strong Refrigerator Magnet Hook Clips with Neodymium Magnet - 30mm Wide - Perfect Fridge Magnets Kitchen Magnets Calendar Magnets for House Office Personal Use, Silver.
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What pocket-sized moisturizer do you wear?
O'Keeffe's Working Hands Hand Cream.
Vincent Bartender's Hand Salve.
The Hand Stuff HS2 All Natural Balm for Dry, Cracked, Chapped, Working Hands.
Duke Cannon Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm.
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Which 3D printer would you order from Amazon for your big DIY project?
Monoprice Select Mini 3D Printer with Heated Build Plate, Includes Micro SD Card and Sample PLA Filament - 115365.
FlashForge 3D Printers, New Model: Finder.
HICTOP Creality CR-10 3D Printer Prusa I3 DIY Kit Aluminum Large Print Size 300x300x400mm.
SainSmart x Anet A8 3D Desktop DIY Printer i3 High Accuracy Self Assembly with Heatbed.
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Which Field Notes do you buy for your art history class notes?
Field Notes Expedition 3Pk.
Field Notes Cherry Graph 3-Pack.
Pitch Black Dot-Graph Note Book 2-Pack.
Field Notes Kraft Ruled 3-Pack.
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You need a can opener. Which one do you buy from Amazon?
Hamilton Beach 76380Z Classic Chrome Heavyweight Can Opener, Black.
Swiss Army Spartan.
OXO Good Grips Smooth Edge Can Opener.
BLACK+DECKER Spacemaker Multi-Purpose Can Opener, Black, CO100B.
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What "coding for dummies" book do you buy from Amazon?
"Beginning Programming with Python For Dummies"
"Beginning Programming All-In-One Desk Reference For Dummies"
"Coding with JavaScript For Dummies"
"Coding For Kids For Dummies"
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What piece of patio furniture do you buy from Amazon?
Keter Corfu Armchair All Weather Outdoor Patio Garden Furniture with Cushions, Charcoal.
Keter Rio 3 Pc All Weather Outdoor Patio Garden Conversation Chair & Table Set Furniture, Brown.
Keter Corfu Love Seat All Weather Outdoor Patio Garden Furniture w/ Cushions, Charcoal.
Keter 7.5-Gal Cool Bar Rattan Style Outdoor Patio Pool Cooler Table, Brown.
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What self-help book do you buy from Amazon?
"How to Make Friends and Influence People"
"The Prince"
"The Seven Habits of Highly Successful People"
"The Secret"
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