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Shop at Walmart and We'll Guess How Redneck You Are

By: Teresa M.

4 min

Shop at Walmart and We'll Guess How Redneck You Are

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About This Quiz

If you haven't walked into a Walmart and wondered if you were a little bit redneck, what are you even doing? You might not think you have any redneck tendencies, but our fact checkers are more accurate than any self-checkout bagging area sensor. We'll be able to tell your redneck percentage based on the items on your receipt.

Let's take some time going through each aisle at your local Walmart store. Whether you store has a grocery section or not, we're certain the common things you buy will give us enough information to determine if you should be driving a monster truck or if you are in complete denial of where you fall on the redneck scale. Being a redneck is nothing to be ashamed of! For many, it's a very proud way of life. We'll see if your purchases make you the type of person that would be found watching NASCAR and drinking a beer on a Sunday afternoon or if your tastes are a bit more upscale than that.

Your Walmart shopping spree will tell us your level of redneck, but we can't guarantee you'll agree. To that we say: Suck it up, buttercup.

Which Walmart department do you spend the most time in?

Hunting

Food

Camping supplies

Arts and crafts

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What cut of meat would you get from the deli department?

Pork chops

Filet Mignon

I would get a catfish.

I don't eat meat.

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What do you usually wear when you go shopping at Walmart?

I usually wear jeans and a Carhart jacket.

I usually wear my work clothes.

I wear my pajamas sometimes.

I wear my yoga workout clothes.

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What item would you never buy at Walmart?

Girls' panties

Candles

Venison

Guns

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Do you use Walmart's automotive services?

I do all my own car work.

I let them change my tires.

I buy tires there, but put them on myself.

I get an oil change there sometimes.

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Which vegetable would you pick up in the produce aisle?

Potatoes

Carrots

Pinto Beans

Asparagus

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Do you ever shop at Walmart online?

I don't like online shopping.

I do preorder a couple of things before I go to the store.

That's a good idea!

I do shop from Walmart's website.

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Which camouflage item might you buy at Walmart?

Coat

Hat

Pants

Coffee cup

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What do you buy for your pet at Walmart?

I buy many bags of dog food.

I might buy my dog a bone.

I buy my pet new pet toys.

I don't have any pets.

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Do you use Walmart's photo center?

I have no need for the photo center.

I use it to make Christmas cards.

I print out all my phone's photos there!

I have used it once or twice.

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What time of day do you like to shop at Walmart?

I go in the middle of the night.

I prefer going after work.

I go in the early morning.

I go in the evening.

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What snack food would you pick up at Walmart?

Pork cracklins

Tortilla chips

Barbecue Lays

I prefer popcorn.

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What kind of soda would you purchase at Walmart?

Coke

Sprite

Pepsi

I don't drink soda.

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What would you purchase from the home and garden section?

I would purchase a bearskin rug.

I would purchase some candles.

I would purchase a camouflage blanket.

I would purchase a nice picture frame.

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Do you use the self-checkout lane?

No, I prefer a real human.

I use it when the other registers are busy.

I use it when I have the chance.

I prefer using the self-checkout lane.

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What kind of bread do you pick up at Walmart's bakery?

White bread

Wheat bread

Biscuits

Baguette

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How many of your clothes come from Walmart?

100%

30%

65%

10%

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Would you shop in the toy aisle at Walmart?

My nerf bullets aren't going to replenish themselves.

I sometimes buy birthday gifts there.

I always buy my sweetie a stuffed animal.

I've never stepped foot in that aisle.

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What are you more likely to purchase in the arts and crafts section?

Burlap

Glue

Duct tape

Paints and canvases

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Do you use a small cart, a big cart, or a handheld basket at Walmart?

I use the biggest cart they have.

I use a smaller cart.

I use the electric cart.

I use the handheld baskets more.

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What kind of phone would you buy at Walmart?

Net10

Samsung

iPhone

I wouldn't buy a phone at Walmart.

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Which CD would you buy at Walmart?

Blake Shelton

Whitney Houston

Toby Keith

I download my music.

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How much do you spend on an average Walmart shopping trip?

I can spend $500 sometimes.

I can spend at least $200.

I spend at least $100 every time.

I really only go for a few things.

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Do you like Walmart or Target better?

I like Walmart better.

I like them both.

I prefer not to have to shop in either.

I'm more comfortable in Target.

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Do you ever grab a bite to eat inside Walmart?

I get a Subway sub before I shop.

I munch on a few grapes.

I visit the samples section a few times.

I have never eaten inside a Walmart.

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What do you do when you are stuck in a Walmart line?

I load my cart with the stuff near the registers.

I talk to the other people in line.

I complain about the lines very loudly.

I look at my phone.

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Who usually goes to Walmart with you?

My whole family.

I go alone most of the time.

My sweetheart goes with me.

My best friend goes with me.

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Would you ever buy an engagement ring at Walmart?

I have bought a few engagement rings at Walmart.

It doesn't matter where the ring comes from.

That's a good idea!

I would never buy an engagement ring at Walmart.

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How long does a shopping trip take you?

I can spend three to four hours at Walmart.

I'm usually in and out in an hour.

It takes at least an hour.

I'm in and out in less than 30 minutes.

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Do you buy shoes at Walmart?

I buy boots at Walmart.

I buy kids' shoes at Walmart.

I buy slippers at Walmart.

I don't think I've ever purchased shoes at Walmart.

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