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How well do you remember the lines from the TV show about nothing?
Who said this memorable line: "Hello, Jerry."
Kramer
Newman
Jerry's reply was always "Hello, Newman."
Jill
Elaine
Who said this memorable line: "Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?"
Jerry
Jerry said that great line after a telemarketer bothered him at home to switch his long distance services to TMI long distance.
Kramer
George
Purdy
Who said this memorable line: "Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. "
Jerry
Frank Costanza
Kramer
Kramer took over a city bus when the driver was unable to drive. Jerry replied to his line, "You kept making all the stops? ? To which Kramer replied, "Well, people kept ringing the bell! "
George
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Who said this memorable line: "You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high."
Mr. Peterman
Elaine
To which Jerry replied, "I went out with you." Elanine shot back with, "That's because my standards are too low."
Jackie
Cheryl
Who said this memorable line: "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."
George
Frank
Newman
Jerry
As a stand-up comedian, it's a good thing Jerry would rather speak in front of people.
Who said this memorable line: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp."
Gloria
Jerry
Newman
George
George was jealous that no matter what Kramer did, it always worked out for him. Everything that George tried he failed at.
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Who said this memorable line: "You’re becoming one of the glitterati."
Kramer
George asked, "What's that?" Kramer replied, "People who glitter."
Jerry
Elaine
Frank
Who said this memorable line: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Jerry
George
Kramer
Mr. Peterman
Good or bad, Elaine was honest in her reply, "No sir, I can’t."
Who said this memorable line:"Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
George
Jerry replied, "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
Kramer
Frank
Newman
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Who said this memorable line: "It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US."
George
Frank Costanza
Frank started Festivus after a doll he tried to buy for George was ripped out of his hands by another man. Frank beat the other man and thought that there had to be another way. A new holiday was born!
Kramer
Richard
Who said this memorable line: "Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship."
Zoey
Lisa
Elaine
Jerry was pretty happy with this rfevelation and replied, "Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to."
Jill
Who said this memorable line: "Stunned by soup?"
Elaine
Talking about the Soup Nazi Jerry replied, "You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle."
Jerry
George
Kramer
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Who said this memorable line: "She’s got a little Marissa Tomei thing goin’ on."
George
George was checking out a woman he'd like to date, but Jerry thought she's out of George's league with this reply, "Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza thing goin’ on."
Jerry
Kramer
Frank
Who said this memorable line: "She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry
George
Jerry can't stand it when that happens, which is evenident in his reply, " Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
Kramer
Newman
Who said this memorable line: "Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego."
George
This line impressed Steinbrenner and got George hired by the Yankees.
Kramer
Kelly
James
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Who said this memorable line: "I think you’re thinking of ‘You’re not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery’."
Frank
Elaine
Jerry
Kramer replied, "Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength."
George
Who said this memorable line: "Well, maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do."
Jake
Elaine replied to her boyfriend Jake, "You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point."
Purdy
Jerry
George
Who said this memorable line: "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man."
Dennis
Babu Bhatt
Babu yelled this from the stand during the series finale court trial.
Charlie
James
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Who said this memorable line: "Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am?"
George
Jerry
Elaine
Elaine should know better than to ask that question. Jerry responded, "Anything’s possible."
Frank
Who said this memorable line: "People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public."
Jerry
Jerry said his line after watching a couple make-out in public.
Kramer
David
Elaine
Who said this memorable line: "Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo."
Jerry
Jerry's line was a reply to Elaine's question, "Where’s Kramer?"
Kramer
George
Newman
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Who said this memorable line: "The show is about nothing!"
Kramer
George
George and Jerry were pitching their show about nothing to NBC.
Elaine
Newman
Who said this memorable line: "I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances."
George
Jerry replied, "You have made some good exits."
Kramer
Jerry
Purdy
Who said this memorable line: "You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?"
Frank Costanza
Frank's wife Estelle was trying to make dinner as Frank questioned life.
George
Kramer
Jerry
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Who said this memorable line: "George Costanza... Is getting *married*! "
Jerry
No one could believe that someone would be crazy enough to marry George.
Elaine
George
Kramer
Who said this memorable line: "Why does everything have to be so... jokey with you?"
Elaine
Jerry replied, "I'm a comedian."
Jerry
Kramer
George
Who said this memorable line: "Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information."
Newman
New man loved his job as a U.S. mailman. To him, that job was the ultimate power trip.
Cliff
Norman
Jerry
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Who said this memorable line: "I'm out! "
Jerry
Kramer
Kramer, George, and Elaine had a contest to see who could go the longest wiithout masturbating. Kramer was the first one out.
George
Newman
Who said this memorable line: "The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish."
George
George was telling the story of the time he saved a dolphin by removing a golf ball from its blowhole.
Jerry
Frank
Elaine
Who said this memorable line: "I can feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood."
George
Elaine
Jerry
Kramer gave Jerry blood earlier in the day.
Newman
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Who said this memorable line: "Vandelay! Say Vandelay!"
George
Jerry was supposed to answer the phone, not Kramer. George had given a potential employer Jerry's number for a reference from Vandelay Industries.
Jerry
Kramer
Newman
Who said this memorable line: "I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that?"
George
Kramer
Jerry
George replied, "Because I asked you to."
Elaine
Who said this memorable line: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry
Kramer
Frank
George
Jerry replied, "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind. "
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Who said this memorable line: "You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
Jerry
Soup Nazi
George
Elaine raised her hand and replied, "I've yada yada'ed sex."
Elaine
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