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About This Quiz
If you're anything like most people, you might feel sheepish about sharing the number of people you've slept with. Maybe you think your number is too high, or maybe you believe it's too low. Funnily enough, studies have shown that the majority of people aren't honest about the real number of partners they've had, altering it in order to impress others. The truth is, all this deception and shame is unnecessary. People should make choices based on their own moral code, not based on the fear that others will think less of them for being a virgin or having had lots of partners.Â
In this quiz, we're going to try to guess your real number by asking you a series of very random questions! We want to know how you'd react to being offered a plate of boiled eels, whether you'd be stoked to go deep-sea diving and if you're afraid of the dark. Although it might seem like these questions have nothing to do with your romantic history, our quiz supercomputer will use them to guess the number of people you've slept with. Do you dare to find out if we'll get it right? Then it's time to play this quiz!
What's the craziest thing you'd do for five million dollars?
Sell a kidney
Marry an ancient billionaire, like Anna Nicole Smith
Rob a diamond store
Work really hard and make some smart investments
You get to rule the world for six months. What's the first thing you do?
Abolish borders
Feed and house the hungry
Build a giant water park in every city and demand that kids go there instead of to school
Triple the funding for every country's clean energy infrastructure program
Would you rather be 71 and very wealthy or 17 and very poor?
17 and very poor
How poor is "very poor"?
71 and very wealthy
Depends. Would I be a cute 17-year-old?
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Your sister offers to pay for the two of you to go skydiving in Switzerland. Do you say yes?
No. Sounds too scary.
It takes me a long time to decide, but ultimately I say yes.
I'm there!
I'm having a panic attack just thinking about this.
If you could magically become proficient at any instrument, which one would you choose?
The piano
The guitar
The saxophone
The violin
Zombies have taken over your town. Some people are staying to fight them; others are fleeing to the hills. What do you do?
Flee to the hills
Depends on what my family is doing
Stay and fight
Try to communicate with other towns
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Someone wants to buy you a luxury gift basket. What do you ask them to put in it?
Grapefruit-scented bubble bath, expensive lotion and bath bombs
Wine, chocolate and cheese
A selection of fine cured meats
Books and expensive spa towels
You have to choose between obtaining true love, gaining three life-long friends or being admired by all your coworkers (past and present). Which option would you take?
True love
My coworkers' admiration
Life-long friends
Aaaa, I can't pick!
Let's say you're at a wedding where you don't know anyone besides the bride. How do you have fun anyway?
I chat with one or two old people and try to just enjoy the atmosphere.
I ask the bride to introduce me around and make as much conversation as I can until I meet someone cool.
I have a couple drinks and start dancing!
Unless dinner is amazing, it sounds impossible to have a good time at this wedding.
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If you could swap bodies with someone else for a day, who would you swap bodies with?
A famous model
An Olympic athlete
IDK, anyone who could afford a ton of massages?
A little kid
You're an astronaut. The higher-ups offer you a wild mission: being the first person to live on Mars. But you'll have to be alone there for at least six months. What do you say?
"Can I bring my partner?"
"I'm not sure I can handle that kind of isolation."
"Girl, no."
"Sure! When do I leave?"
Pretend that it's 1861 and you live in Regency England. What kind of job would you most like to have?
Farmer
I would choose to be ANY RICH PERSON.
Soldier or merchant
Reverend or nun
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If you could give yourself more confidence in a single area of your life, what would it be?
I'd like to be more assertive with people I don't know well.
I'd like to be more confident about my body.
I wish I felt more intellectually confident.
My self-confidence is real low so any change would be an improvement.
Would you rather be uncomfortably hot, uncomfortably cold, uncomfortably damp or uncomfortably itchy?
Uncomfortably cold. I'd cure it by wrapping myself in a cardigan.
Uncomfortably damp, I guess? It's good for my hair and complexion.
Uncomfortably hot. It's a great excuse to show some skin.
Uncomfortably itchy. There's always lotion, right?
You can go on tour with any band, past or present, living or dead. Which band will you tour with?
Taylor Swift
The Beatles
Jimi Hendrix
The Jonas Brothers
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Your boss orders you to move to a new country for one year and learn its language via immersion. If you can become fluent, you'll get a giant raise. Which country do you pick?
France
Mexico
Thailand
Denmark
If someone offered you boiled eels at a dinner party, would you try them?
Ew, no!
Well ... can I put hot sauce on them?
Sure, why not?
Ha! As if I'd even go to a party where that might happen.
You have to give up one form of social media ... permanently. Which one would you choose to eliminate from your life?
Instagram
Twitter
Facebook
Tinder
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One day, you find out your father, mother, uncles and aunts are all in the mob. They say you have to take a mob job too. Which one do you choose?
I'll run the mob front business (restaurant, dry cleaner's, etc).
I'll be our family's lawyer. Every mob fam needs one, and it will keep me from more violent pursuits.
I'd do whatever, honestly. Run a casino, drive a getaway car ...
No mob jobs for me. Instead, I'll be contacting the FBI.
If you could talk to any early human or humanoid, such as a Homo Erectus, a Neanderthal or a Denisovan, who would you want to talk to?
A Homo Erectus. I'm curious about our first ancestor!
A Denisovan. We know so little about this humanoid; I want to learn more!
A Neanderthal. They seem so big and strong, if you know what I mean ...
None of them! Thinking about prehistory creeps me out.
What's the smallest house or apartment you could be comfortable living in?
750 square feet. That's big enough for me and my partner.
1,200 square feet. That's large enough to throw a dinner party or have a game night.
2,500 square feet. I like throwing big parties and do so all the time!
515 square feet. All I need is room for me.
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Would you rather own an adorable puppy who constantly barks, an ugly cat who always purrs or a beautiful, sweet bird who smells weird?
Hmm. A beautiful, sweet bird who smells weird, I guess? I can always burn candles to cover its scent.
Give me the ugly cat. Who cares what he looks like, he sounds nice.
Barky puppy, please! I'm kind of a barky puppy myself so I know we'll get along.
None of them. I don't actually like animals.
A wizard shows up at your house and asks you to go on a quest. You ask him what it is; he says he has no time to explain. What do you do?
Hold out for more info. He can wait five minutes.
Go along with him, but ask questions along the way.
Instantly say yes, no questions asked!
Turn him down. I'm not the "quest" type.
You're attending a costume contest. What do you dress up as?
The back or front of a horse (it's a couple's costume).
Deadpool or some other comic book character
A naughty detective, teacher, tree, etc.
Pennywise the Clown
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Would you rather be famous for writing a one-hit wonder or an excellent musician who no one appreciates until they're dead?
An excellent musician
Famous for a one-hit wonder
Well ... how good is the hit? Is it a classic or a novelty song?
I'd never want anyone to hear my music. I'd play for my own satisfaction, not other people.
What would scare you most: sailing a tiny rowboat by yourself to Tahiti, having to climb up a cliff in the rain or performing onstage in front of thousands of people?
Sailing a tiny rowboat alone. So much could go wrong!
Climbing a cliff in the rain. So risky!
Am I nuts if all of those things sound fun to me?
Performing onstage. That's like my worst nightmare.
If you could only wear one type of shoes for the rest of your life, what kind would you pick?
Comfy sneakers
Low boots
Heeled sandals
Clogs
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Would you rather live in a reality where dinosaurs still existed, where ghosts were real or where aliens lived alongside humans on Earth?
I'd rather live with ghosts. At least they used to be people once; I don't know what to expect from aliens or dinosaurs.
I've always fantasized about aliens being real. I say, bring them on!
Obviously dinosaurs are super cool. I'd love to see them in real life!
I'm torn between aliens and ghosts. Dinosaurs sound incredibly dangerous so that's an automatic no.
If you had to choose between smelling like pickles, hotdogs, onions or sauerkraut, which one would you pick?
Sauerkraut. I don't think it has that strong of a smell.
Pickles. It's kind of a nasty smell but not as bad as the others.
Hot dogs. Let's face it, dogs would love me for it and I'm here for that.
Onions. Nobody gets close enough to smell me anyway, so who cares?
Your next haircut can have only two of the following qualities: flattering, affordable or on-trend. Which two qualities would you find essential?
Flattering and affordable (but not very cool)
On-trend and affordable (but not actually that cute on me)
On-trend and flattering (but really expensive)
Affordable and whatever (people shouldn't care so much about appearances!)
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