Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess What Province Your Love Lives In

By: Ashley Linkletter
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess What Province Your Love Lives In
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About This Quiz

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they respond to a well-crafted (or terribly crafted) innuendo. Maybe you're someone who loves a good innuendo and will gleefully let everyone else know how much tenderizing your rump really needs. On the other hand, you might read into the question too literally. If you've ever found yourself confusedly wondering about the whereabouts of unseen stuffed beavers and untrimmed bushes, don't worry, you're not alone. After all, the sheer number of meat-themed innuendoes is enough to confuse anyone looking for a little afternoon delight (in the end, who's meat are we even talking about?). You might also like to play coy some of the time and then offer the occasional super-cheeky response when no one is expecting it — keeping people on their toes will always leave room for intrigue and does wonders for stoking the flames of desire (the more mystery involved, the better). 

Now, let's see if we can guess a thing or two about your partner. Namely, which province they live in and what that means about their personality. Based on your responses to these outrageous innuendoes (some being more outrageous than others), we'll be able to narrow their current home to a specific province. Do they possess all the laid-back vibes of a west coast-loving Canadian, or do they appreciate a sassy sense of humour from the provinces of eastern Canada?

Prepare to get laid into with this quiz; you might have to go downtown before we can give you your results!

Snowball
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Do you want to see my snowballs?
No, it's not cold enough.
As long as they're attached to Bonhomme!
Do I ever!
I'll have to think about it.

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Beaver
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That's a nice beaver you've got there!
I don't have a beaver with me.
I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
Thanks, I just had it stuffed!
It's very soft and fluffy.

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Log cabins
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When this cabin's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
Are you sure? I'd love to see the inside of your cabin.
I'll be sure to steer clear.
What's happening in the cabin?
What if I knock on the door first?

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Couple
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Have you ever had to beat off any stiff competition?
Once, with my bare hands ...
I'm not a competitive person.
Only if I can't outsmart them first!
Yes, and not only in terms of competition.

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Couple Ice Cream cone
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Lick me until ice cream.
Thank you, it's so hot in here.
Yes, please!
Not in your lifetime.
That was pretty clever, but no.

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Roast Beef
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Do you need your rump tenderized?
No, I'm a vegetarian.
Yes, it's so tough right now.
Yes, please. I love a juicy roast.
How did you know my rump needed tenderizing?

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Flirty couple
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Have you ever thought long and hard about it?
Yes, I've thought about it many times.
Absolutely; the longer and harder, the better.
Occasionally, yes
Rarely

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Raw steak
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Do you like to beat your meat?
Only when we're having steak.
Meat — no matter what kind — is not for me.
Yes, constantly
Fairly frequently

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Summer boating
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What do you have in common with the weather? You're both hot!
Thanks, although I'm wet most of the time.
I'm actually not that hot.
I'm hot even when the weather's cold.
For four months of the year!

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Rapper
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What do you think about Swollen Members?
I've seen them in concert three times (and had a good time, every time).
I don't like rap music.
I can't get enough Swollen Members to satisfy my cravings.
They're great when you're working out.

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Trim Bush
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I'm having someone come over to trim my bush later.
I can't wait to see it!
Will it be fully trimmed or just partially?
Why didn't you just wait for leaves to fall off?
Leave your bush alone!

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Big Packages
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That's a big package you have there.
Don't I know it!
Do you want to see the whole package?
It's only average.
Do you need help carrying it?

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Spicy Nuts
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Do you want to try my hot spicy nuts?
Yes, nuts are my main source of protein.
The hotter the better!
How spicy are they?
As if you have to ask!

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Hockey game
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Have you ever seen anyone get double-teamed during the game?
Every. Single. Time.
It happens a lot in hockey.
Yes, on my phone.
Yes, almost every time there's a hockey game on in the background.

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Basketball
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I really need to work on my ball handling. Do you want to help me out?
Yes, let me show you a few tricks I've learned.
Yes, basketball is an incredibly important sport to me.
Give me all the balls.
What kind of balls are we talking about here?

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Icicle
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Is that an icicle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It's literally an icicle.
I'm really happy to see you (and it's an icicle).
I'm more than happy to see you.
I'll take my pants off so you can see.

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Knee Ache
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Whew! I've been on my knees for hours!
I feel you!
I'll bet you have.
Wow, your knees must be really sore.
Can you last another 10 minutes?

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Baseball Base
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Have you ever made it to third base?
Yes, and I've made dozens of home runs, too.
Yes, I love playing baseball.
I've been to third base more times than I can count.
Every time I play baseball, I get to third base.

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Downtown Los Angeles
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Has anyone ever taken you downtown?
Downtown, uptown and all around!
I know how to get there by myself.
On special occasions.
I haven't been downtown in ages — I miss it.

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Door Knob
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Have you ever wanted to polish someone's knob?
Yes, I have no patience for dust.
I'm practically a professional knob-polisher.
Yes, if it really needs it.
For the right person? Absolutely.

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Fireplace
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Has anyone ever told you that you have good wood?
If you mean my hockey stick then no, never.
No, but they will — I just got a brand new hockey stick!
Yes, and they meant it!
I've been told my wood is fabulous.

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Treasure Chest
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I heard you have some excellent booty.
It's all the yoga I do.
My booty is the best booty around.
Like, pirate booty?
Not me personally, but treasure has been found in the area.

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Teabags
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I have just the teabag you need!
Amazing! I love a cupper anytime.
I also have the right teabag for you.
The perfect temperature for a teabag is hot, hot and more hot!
I'm not the hugest fan of tea.

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Erasers
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How do you feel about rubbing one out?
Rub away, my friends!
Frustrated; I wrote in pen.
Relaxed and tired
It's what erasers were made for!

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Donuts
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I'd like to see your Timbits!
No, they're all chocolate and I'm not sharing.
We prefer regular donuts.
You can see my Timbits AND my actual Timbits.
Show me your Timbits and I'll show you mine.

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Mac and Cheese
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Your name must be KD, because I want to devour you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Great, now I want KD.
Wait, you have KD?
Cover me with cheesy powder and go to town!

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Couple flirt
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Would you hold it against me if I said you had a beautiful body?
Yes, I'd be so flattered.
Yes I would, because that's a terrible pick-up line.
I'd press right up against you!
Only because I'm cold ...

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Debate
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Would you say that you're a master debater?
Yes, I do it all the time.
Maybe not a master, but also not an amateur.
I master debate so often I basically have an advanced degree.
No, debating has never been my strong subject.

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Train station
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Are you from Dildo? Because you've got me excited.
For the last time, Dildo is in Newfoundland and Labrador.
No, I'm from Quebec.
Do you want me to be from Dildo?
I'm not from there, but I know a little something about it.

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Flirt over coffee
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I'm really trying to give up using sexual innuendoes, it's just so hard!
Don't beat yourself up about it.
Practice makes perfect.
Don't deprive yourself!
Try stopping one innuendo at a time.

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