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Pretend to Be Rich AF and We'll Guess What Disney Princess You Are!

By: Zoe Samuel

4 min

Pretend to Be Rich AF and We'll Guess What Disney Princess You Are!

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About This Quiz

Princess Moolah isn't part of the Disney lineup, but she totally should be. An accounting of the Disney princess' wealth shows that they are all pretty darn minted.

Tiana becomes a successful entrepreneur. Elsa (a princess before she became queen) has an entire kingdom, and can make new palaces at the swish of a hand. Pocahontas hails from a culture that holds land in community ownership, but she is the heir to control a large swath of Virginia. Moana is going to run an entire island (plus, she has an honest-to-goodness fleet of seafaring vessels.) Likewise, Rapunzel inherited a whole kingdom. Cinderella marries a man with the finest Bavarian architecture you've ever seen, and she even has an unpaid rodent workforce so that she can maximize her spending elsewhere. Aurora has all of them beat, of course, as she both inherits AND marries, meaning she has two kingdoms. The only Disney princess who has more money than Aurora is Princess Jasmine. Absent any brothers, she's the heir to Agrabah, a city in Arabia; hence she's sitting on billions in oil wealth. No wonder everyone wants to marry her!

It's time to spend that princess money, and we'll see which of these wealthy ladies you're most like!

How many fabulous designer dresses do you buy with your extreme wealth?

None

A couple

Many

All of them

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Do you buy custom bras?

Honestly, I do not need those.

I get couple for special occasions.

Of course I do!

Corsets, you mean?

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How much do you spend on travel?

I spend a lot; love boats and ships.

I spend a lot at first; I never had the means before.

I spend millions on my jet.

I buy a lot of fancy cars, but otherwise, not much else.

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What's your yacht like?

Which one? I have several.

I don't have a yacht.

It's so big it has its own smaller yacht.

It's just a small pleasure craft.

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How enormous is your home staff?

I don't have one.

It's five or six people.

I don't know; I have a person who manages them.

Including mice? Dozens.

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How long do you spend grooming every day?

No time

Enough to look smart

An hour or so

More than an hour

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What luxury beauty treatment do you enjoy?

Foot spa with the little fish who nibble off the dead skin

Massage

Keratin for my hair

Facial

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How many horses do you have?

None

Two

Dozens in my racing stable

A dozen or so

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What sort of art do you buy?

Local art I find at markets

Diverse art from various cultures

Whatever is most expensive

Renaissance art

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What's your biggest food expense?

Importing interesting foreign foods

Trying all the different restaurants

Throwing enormous feasts

Fine wine

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What sort of parties do you throw?

Beach parties

Cookouts

Massive raves that last for days

Balls and house parties

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What's your preference when it comes to air travel?

I don't like it; I prefer ships.

I love flying business; anything more is a waste.

I prefer my private jet, of course.

I fly first-class, naturally.

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What sort of statement necklaces do you enjoy?

Shells and beads

Blingy ones with cool stories behind them

Gold with large rocks

Diamonds

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For which family members will you buy a house?

I will help fund all sorts of houses for the community.

I'll buy one for my mom.

I'll buy everyone a home.

They can all live with me. I have space.

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What kind of environment would you like to live in?

Tropical islands

Beautiful wetlands

Vast deserts

Soaring mountains

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Where will you vacation?

Different islands!

Everywhere!

Europe

Somewhere exotic, like the Maldives

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What club will you be a member of?

The local boules club

A foodie club

One for oligarchs who run everything

One that has passes to all the fashion weeks

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What local charity will you support?

One that ensures everyone has food

One that provides scholarships for gifted poor kids

One that provides housing for orphans

One that helps abused animals

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What global charity will you support?

Ocean clean-up

Racial justice

Refugee assistance

Habitat conservation

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What soft furnishings do you spend cold hard cash on?

Wall hangings

Tablecloths and curtains

Carpets

Sofas

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Who is your best-paid employee?

They all make about the same.

My restaurant manager is paid the highest amount.

My vizir makes the most.

My head mouse is paid in endless cheese.

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What sort of car do you drive?

I don't drive, I cycle.

I drive a nice electric one.

I don't drive. I have people who drive me in a limo.

I drive a Ferrari.

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What sort of personal trainer do you have?

I have one who teaches me how to lift. I want to be strong!

I have a yoga instructor.

I have one who teaches martial arts.

Mine teaches jazzercise.

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Do you hire a nutritionist or dietician?

Yes, it's easy to get a vitamin deficiency or excess where I live.

No, I know how to eat healthily.

Yes, I could stand to gain some muscle mass.

Yes, I want to stay slim.

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Would you still work?

Of course, I have a responsibility to my people.

Yes, I love my work.

Probably, I did only just get to start ruling.

No, I hate my job.

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Would you ever consider giving all your money away and running off to live a simpler life?

I'd probably actually do that.

Yes, I frequently consider that.

I would think about it, but I would not do it.

Nope. I love my life.

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How often would you get a fancy manicure and pedicure?

Rarely

Monthly

Weekly

Every other day

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What outrageous once-in-a-lifetime trip would you take?

I'd go to the mainland!

I'd go to Europe.

I'd go to Antarctica.

I'd go to Easter Island.

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What sort of artists would you patronize?

Painters

Chefs

Writers

Sculptors

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Would you still feel weird about spending money even though you had plenty?

Yes, definitely

Sometimes

No

Only rarely

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