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Play a Game of Would You Rather and We'll Guess If You're a Boob Man or a Butt Man

By: Brian Whitney

4 min

Play a Game of Would You Rather and We'll Guess If You're a Boob Man or a Butt Man

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About This Quiz

"Would You Rather" is a fun conversation and party game that starts with one person asking a question that starts with "Would You Rather?" It is a great way to get to know someone else or even find more out about yourself. Questions can be simple such as "Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?" Or they can be rather difficult such as "Would you rather be cheated on 100 times and never know about it, or be cheated on once and find out right away?"

Obviously, when you play this game you get to the bottom of difficult questions and stay abreast of what matters to those in your life most, which is why we have decided to base a quiz on the most important issue that is facing modern man today, based on questions that separate every single male in the world into two different very separate and distinct categories, guys that are totally into boobs, and guys that are totally into butts.

Take this quiz and answer all these "Would You Rather" questions honestly, and we'll tell you which part of the female body you prefer, but we won't tell your girlfriends. Promise.

Would you rather have a job you love where you work 8 hours a day, or a job you hate where you worked 6 hours a day if the pay was equal?

I would take the 8-hour one.

I would choose 6 hours and equal pay.

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Would you rather live without the Internet, or your phone?

The Internet for sure.

Hmm. I would have to go without my phone.

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Would you rather go without love or sex for the rest of your life?

I would go without love, sex keeps you entertained.

I would go without sex. I am now and it isn't all that bad.

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Would you rather be rich and alone or poor and with your soulmate?

Poor, love conquers all.

I think I would choose rich, but it sounds awful.

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Would you rather be on a dating show or reality show?

Dating, I totally could use a date.

Reality, I need some exposure.

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Would you rather get cheated on 100 times and not know, or once and find out immediately?

I don't want to know!

I want to find out right away.

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Would you rather never play for a championship team, or be the star of a losing team?

That is a tough one, but I think I would rather be on the bench.

Hmm. I guess I would rather be a star because of the good paychecks.

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Would you rather have your best friend tell you the truth and hurt your feelings, or lie and tell you what you want to hear?

I always want the truth.

I love being lied to!

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Would you rather get cash or gifts for your birthday?

Cash for sure

It's got to be gifts.

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Would you rather have more time or more money?

I want more time for sure.

Show me the money!

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Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

My sight, I couldn't handle being deaf.

My hearing for sure

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Would you rather say everything you're thinking or lose the ability to speak?

I would say anything, I am not shy.

Never speak again

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Would you rather read a great book or see a great movie?

Books over movies all day

Movies are way cooler than books

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Would you rather be popular or smart?

Popular. What is the good of being smart if no one likes you?

I would way rather be smart.

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Word you rather stop a world war or end world hunger?

I would stop war.

I would stop hunger for sure.

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Would you rather be a kid or an adult your entire life?

Kids have all the fun.

I would definitely choose to be an adult.

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Would you rather eat live bugs or a live snake?

I will take the bugs!

Snake, bugs are disgusting.

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Would you rather be stuck on an island by yourself or with someone who can't stop talking?

I will take alone.

I will take the chatterbox.

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Would you rather die of old age before or after your spouse does?

Before. I couldn't handle being alone.

After. Whatever it takes!

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Would you rather have no dogs or 10 dogs?

No dogs. 10 is too many.

Give me 10 dogs!

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Would you rather be handsome and overweight, or have a great body and an ugly face?

I will take handsome.

I will go with the great body.

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Would you rather have the good news or the bad news first?

Give me the good news!

I will take the bad news.

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Would you rather be way too early or way too late?

I have to go with early.

Late. Being early is even ruder.

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Would you rather have great wealth or great health?

Wealth. I can buy stuff to make me feel better.

Health is the way to go.

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Would you rather have a hard time sleeping at night, or a hard time getting up in the morning?

A hard time sleeping at night. At least it wouldn't affect me in the day.

A hard time getting up in the morning

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Would you rather have a lot of OK friends or one great friend?

I would way rather have lots of friends.

One great friend please!

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Would you rather have job security and low pay, or high pay and no job security?

I would take the job security.

Give me that high pay!

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Would you rather have a child at 16, or at 50?

16, at least it would be over with when I was still young.

50, 16 is too young.

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Would you rather be gossiped about or ignored?

I can handle the gossip.

I don't care if people ignore me.

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Would you rather write a novel or a song?

I would way rather write a novel.

A song all the way!

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