Order a Bunch of Food From Chipotle and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Order a Bunch of Food From Chipotle and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status
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About This Quiz

For a long time, if people wanted Mexican food, they had the option of going to Taco Bell. Sure, if you lived near Mexico, you had more options but consider the poor people in the North, or even in Canada. Taco Bell was it, and maybe the odd local authentic Mexican place if they were lucky. Then, in the 1990s, Chipotle appeared. Finally, an option for something a little fresher and a little more authentic. It's not streetside tacos in Guadalaraja authentic, but baby steps, people.

Chipotle is all about the experience, making that big, tasty burrito right before your eyes with all the fillings you crave and none of that same sort of fast food feeling you get from so much stuff that's out there in burger joints or fried chicken places. It makes you feel like you're doing something right for yourself. The way you build your Chipotle order says a lot about who you are, too. All those options really play on some psychology. For instance, we bet we can guess your current relationship status based on nothing more than your Chipotle order. Does it sound impossible? Well, there's one way to find out! Grab your tortillas and take the quiz!

If you're at Chipotle you have to be ordering a burrito, right? How do you want yours filled?
Veggies
Steak
Sofritas
Chicken

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Once you have your main filling chosen, they're going to want to rice it up for you. How are you ordering your rice?
White rice
Brown rice
White and brown together
No rice for me

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Chipotle claims you can order 65,000 different combinations of food at their restaurant. How many have you tried?
At least a dozen
I always order the same thing.
I have no idea at all.
I don't know. Like three.

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It's bean time! How are you beaning your burrito?
Black beans
Can I get black and pinto together, please?
No beans, please
Lots of pinto beans

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Does your burrito need any dairy on it for that added touch?
Heck yeah, I want some queso!
Cheese, please!
No dairy!
Sour cream, queso and cheese

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Which salsa is clearly the best salsa of all the salsas?
Fresh tomato salsa
Tomatillo-red chili salsa
Roasted chili-corn salsa
Tomatillo-green chili salsa

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With all these options, it's hard to get it right sometimes. If someone is ordering your burrito for you, what's the one thing they need to remember?
The right veggies
The meat that I want
Honestly, I'm cool with whatever.
I hope they remember the guac.

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You should add some veggie extras to your burrito to make it a little healthier. What'll you have?
Guacamole!
Some of that corn salsa
Just lettuce
Fajita veggies sound good

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Are you getting a side of chips or not?
Like a big order of chips
Just a small one
I don't need chips.
Yes, please

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Chips are all fine and good, but they need to be dipped! What's your pleasure?
Queso
Guacamole
Red Salsa
Green Salsa

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You could literally double every single topping in your burrito. That said, do you ever feel guilty or awkward asking for more?
Sometimes
Maybe if it's like extra queso or something unhealthy
Never
Why would I?

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Technically you don't need to order a burrito. You could get tacos! How many do you want?
Just two is fine.
Three
I'm not sure. I'll start with one and see how I feel.
I need at least four.

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The toughest choice you'll make all day - soft shell taco or crunchy shell?
I like a crunchy shell.
Soft
Does it really make a difference?
Half and half

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If you want something a little lighter than beef, what kind of taco might you order?
Chicken
Carnitas
Sofritas
Half chicken and half carnitas

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Unlike some restaurants, Chipotle is pretty open about all their ingredients, even spices. Which spice is adding the flavor you crave?
Garlic
Black pepper
I have no idea.
Cumin

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A chipotle is actually a smoked jalapeno, and yes, Chipotle cooks with them. What's your favorite kind of pepper from their ingredient list?
Chipotle!
Green Bell Peppers
Poblano
Red Chili

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What don't you want on your taco or burrito?
A ton of salsa so it gets too messy
Cilantro
Too much rice
Jalapenos

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Is there a fresh ingredient that you need to help give your burrito that extra kick of life?
A squeeze of lime
Just some romaine lettuce
Fresh jalapenos
Fresh cilantro

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Would you consider ordering a burrito bowl instead of a burrito?
Nah, I like my tortilla.
Sure, I'd try it.
Is there any difference besides the lack of a tortilla?
Definitely. I think you get more stuff in a bowl.

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Chipotle has a few salad bowls. Which one do you want to try?
Paleo Salad Bowl
Keto Salad Bowl
Eh, I can make a salad at home.
Whole30 Salad Bowl

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You can always order an extra portion of pretty much everything on the menu. What do you want to double up on?
Give me more meat!
More beans
How about more everything?
More veggies

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Chipotle used to offer chorizo but then they nixed it. Do you want it back?
I'd try it.
I love chorizo.
Never had it.
If it were still an option, I'd try it.

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Build your own salad! What do you want?
Steak and lettuce sounds like a salad to me.
Just straight veggies
They have weird salads at Chipotle.
Chicken, corn salsa, black beans, white rice

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Chipotle customers are serious about getting the most food for their money. Which of these tricks would you try?
Order two meats and you get more meat overall!
Double all the free stuff so it's like getting two burritos.
Make sure all the toppings getting mixed up, so you don't get just a mouthful of rice.
Order a bowl with a tortilla on the side to get more and make your own big burrito.

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It's time to hit up the secret menu! What'll you have?
The Burritodilla
The Quesarito
A quesadilla
Nachos are good.

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You're definitely thirsty after all this. What do you want to drink?
Mexican Coca-Cola
Just a fountain drink is cool.
Pomegranate Cherry Nantucket Nectar
Water

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So there's a Chipotle online store if you're super, super into Chipotle. What would you order?
Scorpion Sauce
A water bottle
I really don't need any of this.
An apron

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What's your least favorite of the standard toppings?
Brown rice
Fajita veggies
Barbacoa
Sofritas

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If you can only order one thing, what's it going to be - burrito, bowl or taco?
Burrito
Tacos
Wait, who's stopping me from ordering other stuff?
Bowl

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Chipotle is closed due to possums! What's your second choice?
Qdoba
Del Taco
Moe's Southwest Grill
Taco Bell

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