Order a Bunch of Food From Chick-fil-A and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Order a Bunch of Food From Chick-fil-A and We'll Guess Your Relationship Status
Image: Walker Kinsler via Wiki Commons

About This Quiz

You ever use a Magic 8-Ball to figure out the universe? It maybe doesn't always work the way you want it to and the answers are pretty vague because let's face it, a Magic 8-Ball isn't the most magical thing you'll find in the mall these days. And how many times does it need to tell you to "ask again later" anyway? Thanks for nothing, 8-Ball. No, if you want to get to the real skill at predicting things and cutting to the very core of how the universe works, you need some Chick-Fil-A.  I know, right? Didn't see that coming.

Chick-Fil-A is delicious and we all know it. It's scary good sometimes. Like deeply insightful kind of scary. Like baring your soul scary. What you pick on that menu just lays it all out for anyone to see. We'll know you better than you know yourself after just a handful of questions. We can prove it, too! All you need to do is clue us into some of your Chick-Fil-A favorites and we'll tell you what your relationship status is right at this very moment. Let's see any Magic 8-Ball pull that off.  Take the quiz and see for yourself!

Picture it - a simple, plain, Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich. What's going on it?
I like it the way it comes, just chicken and pickles
Lettuce, tomato, cheese, Chick-Fil-A sauce
I want every single thing I can get on it
Maybe some bacon and garlic herb ranch sauce
Everything is better with cheese, right? Pick the cheese for you
Actually nah, I don't need cheese
Colby Jack
Pepper Jack
American
What kind of sauce stands above all the other sauces as the best sauce?
No sauce for me
Chick-Fil-A Sauce
Sweet and Spicy Sriracha Sauce
Honey Roasted BBQ Sauce

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Don't let anyone ever tell you there's only one option out there. What kind of chicken is the kind for you?
Regular
Grilled
Spicy
Spicy Deluxe
Are you down for nuggets, strips or that whole sandwich?
Nugs!
I kind of dig the wraps
Strips, please
A sandwich is all I need
No one just eats a single nugget because that's super weird. How many could you handle?
6
8
12
Gimme that box of 30

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It's salad time! Order your favorite!
Cobb Salad
Market Salad
Spicy Southwest Salad
I'm not ordering a salad at Chick-Fil-A
You know how everyone tells you it's important to eat your veggies? Yeah, so what veggies go on your sandwich?
Just pickles
Lettuce and tomato
Everything
Lettuce
You can't eat all this food without a drink, that would be ridiculous. What do you need?
Just a water is cool
Iced tea, please
Lemonade
Maybe a Coke

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OK, so say you're at Chick-Fil-A and a tiger walks in. What are you throwing to distract it?
Grilled nuggets
A couple of chicken sandwiches
My chair. Wait, can you pick up the chairs in a Chick-Fil-A?
The napkin holder
Hey, we forgot to get some dressing for that salad you ordered. What would you like to try?
Zesty Apple Cider Vinaigrette
Avocado Lime Ranch
Creamy Salsa
Light Italian
You can hit up Chick-Fil-A first thing in the morning. What chickeny item do you want for breakfast?
Chicken Biscuit
Chicken, egg, and cheese bagel
Chick-n-Minis
Hash Brown Scramble Burrito

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Not everyone wants chicken for breakfast. What else is on your plate?
Hash Browns
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit
Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Muffin
Greek Yogurt Parfait
So how do you like your buns?
Buttered!
Multigrain makes it a little healthier, right?
It's all good
I prefer breakfast English muffins
You should totally treat yourself after you eat. Icedream cone?
Heck yeah!
Just a small one
Gimme a large one
Eh, no thanks

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Maybe you need a milkshake with your food. OK, you definitely need a milkshake. Pick one!
Vanilla
Chocolate
Cookies and Cream
Strawberry
A millionaire is going to pay you $1,000 for every single Chocolate Chunk Cookie you can eat in a row. How much cash are you banking?
$6,000 easy
At least $10,000
I'm aiming for $20,000
I'll tap out at $12,000
You can't just eat a sandwich on its own, you need those waffle fries, right? How do you like 'em?
Just a small fry is cool
I want a large fry with some ketchup
I like dipping mine in Chick-Fil-A sauce
Ever try them with ranch sauce? So good

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If waffle fries aren't your cup of tea, then you need another side. What'll you have?
A nice side salad
Chicken noodle soup
Fruit cup!
That superfood side looks good
If you have to choose between regular and spicy, what are you taking?
I'm down for just plain chicken
I like it spicy
Why not both?
I can't handle spice
The hash brown scramble bowl is a pretty intense breakfast. How would you have yours?
With nuggets
With sausage
Grilled fillet with hash browns
I don't think I need meat with mine

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Are you a sandwich saucer or not?
Nah, keep it plain
I need sauce!
There are so many different sauces, why wouldn't you use some?
I guess it depends on what I'm eating
Are you going all in on a combo or just picking a random item or two?
I probably want a combo
May as well get a combo, right?
Depends on how hungry I am
Sometimes I just want a sandwich
Chick-n-Minis are little nuggets in rolls! They come in packs of 4 or 10. How many can you handle?
Four sounds great
I might get two four packs
You know I can handle 10
I'll start with four and see what happens

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Sometimes location is everything with a meal. Are you dining in or taking your food to go?
I don't care
I'd rather take it to go
Am I out with friends? Maybe we'll stay at the restaurant
I'd like to stay and eat
Would you ever hit up Chick-Fil-A on a date?
Nah
Sure, why not?
It's not my first choice
I will take a date anywhere
Suppose your local Chick-Fil-A gets sucked into space by aliens one day. Now you need to go somewhere else for chicken. Where are you headed?
KFC
Popeye's
Jollibee
Church's

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Chick-Fil-A only gives you that chicken filet, hence the clever name. What's your favorite part of the chicken, though?
I like that breast filet, actually
The best flavor is in the thigh
Gimme those wings!
I like a tasty drumstick
You know Chick-Fil-A caters, right? What snacks does your party need?
Just a big ol' nugget tray
Chilled Grilled Chicken Sub Sandwich Tray
Grilled Chicken Bundle
Fruit Tray
Things were easier when you were a kid, weren't they? Let's order something from the kid's menu.
Grilled Nugget Meal
Chick-n-Strips Meal
I mean... I want an adult meal
Nugget Meal

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