Navigate a Disastrous First Date and We'll Reveal Everything About Your Future Spouse!

By: Jody Mabry

About This Quiz

How you deal with your problems say a lot about you. Do you keep a cool head or do you lose your mind at the slightest problem? Well,  today, we want you to navigate a date that can be described as no other word except 'disastrous.' We want you to tell us how bad your date smells, how your jokes fall flat, how your date reacts when the bill arrives and what's gone in the morning after your date spends the night. We want you to keep going through with this disaster date no matter how bad it gets. In return, we'll tell you what your future spouse will be like. 

You see, if you've gone through something that harrowing, you should at least get to know what your soon-to-be fiance is like. Will they be giving? Will they be the mirror version of yourself? Or will they be as much of a hot mess as your date was? Our quiz will let you know just what lies ahead for you.

So, if you want to find out what kind of person you'll be walking down the aisle with, take our quiz. As bad as the date is, you will be laughing out loud! 

You're going on a blind date and agree to meet at a local bar. Your date shows up...

Your date smells like...

You're greeted with...

It's time to order appetizers and your date...

Conversation over appetizers begins with...

The drinks arrive and you notice that...

By the time the server takes our order, your date is...

You can't help but notice...

The people surrounding your table...

The first thing your date brags about is...

When you order dinner...

The conversation between ordering and receiving dinner is suddenly improved when my date mentions...

The one thing you hoped your date wouldn't notice, but did, is...

When the food arrives...

Your date doesn't receive what they ordered, so they...

What is the first thing your date throws in frustration?

You are able to soothe your date by...

You tell a hilarious joke and your date responds by...

Your correct dinner finally arrives and it is...

You both decide dinner isn't working out and ask the server for the bill. Your date then...

You look at the bill and realize...

We finally leave the restaurant to find...

You would think the date ended there, but you decide to do a nightcap at your place. How did this happen?

The first thing your date says when they walk in is...

You offer your date a...

By now you are so drunk, you...

Which rule are you about to break?

When you wake up the next morning...

You respond by...

You deliberate, but call the person...

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