Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Reveal Your Ultimate Destiny!

Mark Lichtenstein

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About This Quiz

Are you ready to take this quiz? No, really. Really? Okay. Okay. Right. Hold my beer a second while I get this set up for you. Right. So we're gonna make some decisions, okay? Alright? And you're going to choose the outcomes. And then we're going to reveal your ulti-hick!-ultimate destiny.

Where do you want to go tonight?

Did she just look at you?

What are you gonna say?

Then what?

No, but seriously, which one is the best?

What game are we playing?

What do you want to get for the second round?

Where are we?

Where do we put the body?

How did we wind up in Reno?

Is that a police car behind us?

Where did you get this baggie, sir?

A guy in a roadhouse offers you a ride. Do you take it?

We're out of money! How are we going to get back home?

Where did all this cash come from?

You're broke at a casino and some sketchy dude offers you credit. Do you take it?

Someone offers you a job as ambassador to Monaco. Want it?

You are drunk and some stranger offers you a job. You have to make a resume but you don't have your computer. What do you do?

You're stuck without a bathroom in London, in the middle of the night. What do you do?

Dude! You lost your passport! What now?

You've just awakened in the back of an interstate bus. You don't know where it's going. You're alone. The bus driver does not speak English. What do you do?

Some guy in uniform offers you a bunch of money to participate in government medical research. Do you take it?

You come out of your haze standing in front of Elvis in a wedding chapel, a stripper (male or female) by your side. Everyone turns to you as though they expect you to say something. What do you say?

Where did that roll of $10K come from?

Want to do some shots now?

You are offered a flaming Doctor Pepper. Do you take it?

It's 3 a.m. Do you want to go home and catch an hour of sleep before work or power through?

It's 8 a.m. Are you going to stop drinking and go to work?

It's 11 a.m. Are you going to finally stop drinking and go to work?

You wanna fight, bro?

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