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Make Some Drunken Decisions and We'll Reveal Your Ultimate Destiny!
by Mark Lichtenstein
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Are you ready to take this quiz? No, really. Really? Okay. Okay. Right. Hold my beer a second while I get this set up for you. Right. So we're gonna make some decisions, okay? Alright? And you're going to choose the outcomes. And then we're going to reveal your ulti-hick!-ultimate destiny.

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Our goal at Zoo.com is to keep you entertained in this crazy life we all live.

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