Make a McDonald’s Order, and We’ll Guess Your Secret Fetish

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Make a McDonald’s Order, and We’ll Guess Your Secret Fetish
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About This Quiz

French fries, spicy buffalo sauce and fresh, premium roasted coffee ... oh my! If you're wondering why it's starting to get so hot in here, it probably has to do with the spicy BBQ glazed tenders and hotcakes that we just ordered from McDonald's. Or, it could be you and your secret fetish that we're going to learn more about with this golden arches quiz!

But what does your favorite McDonald's order have to do with your overall sex life? Well, maybe you're the type of person who loves food play, which means that you may love meals with lots of sauces, veggies and bacon on them (like the bacon ranch grilled chicken salad). Or, perhaps you secretly have a balloon fetish, which could point to a love of big and bold flavors at McDonald's (like the Big Mac or the seasonal McRib sandwich). But not everyone has a secret sexual fetish, as some people enjoy simple and straightforward flavors and menu items (like the McChicken sandwich or the cheeseburger). So, with so many types of sexual fetishes out there, aren't you curious about which one you'll get matched to? It's time to find out if you're "lovin' it" with this tasty McDonald's quiz!

McDonald's All Day Breakfast
McDonald's Corporation
Are you a big fan of the all-day breakfast menu?
Absolutely!
Kind of
It's not that big of a deal.
Not really

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Egg McMuffin
Mashed
Which of these McDonald's breakfast sandwiches is calling your name?
Sausage McMuffin with egg
Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle
Sausage biscuit
Egg McMuffin

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McDonald's Fries
McDonald's Corporation
What's your go-to menu item for a quick snack?
Double cheeseburger
Fruit 'n yogurt parfait
French fries
McChicken

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McDonald's Minute Maid Slushies
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these Minute Maid slushie flavors do you prefer?
How about a soda instead?
Blue raspberry
Sweet peach
Fruit punch

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McDonald's Southwest Chicken Salad
Raiken Profit via YouTube
A McDonald's side salad calls for which of these dressings?
Ranch
Italian
French
Southwest

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McDonald's Fries
Mashed
French fries should only be dipped into ...
BBQ sauce
Honey mustard sauce
Ketchup
Spicy buffalo sauce

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McDonald's McCafe
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these McCafe drinks pairs well with a McDonald's meal?
Iced mocha
Caramel macchiato
French vanilla cappuccino
Premium roast coffee

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McDonald's Mango Pineapple Smoothie
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these smoothies is actually better: strawberry banana or mango pineapple?
I'm not a smoothie person.
Strawberry banana
Mango pineapple
I'll take both!

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Big Mac, Fries, and Coke
McDonald's Corporation
On a scale of 1-5, how much do you love the big mac sauce?
5
1-2
4
3

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McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Tenders
McDonald's Corporation
Would you rather only eat spicy BBQ glazed tenders or buttermilk crispy tenders for the rest of your life?
Both, please!
Can I pick something else?
Buttermilk crispy tenders
Spicy BBQ glazed tenders

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McDonald's Southwest Salad
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these McDonald's salads puts a smile on your face?
Bacon ranch salad with buttermilk crispy chicken
Southwest buttermilk crispy chicken salad
Bacon ranch grilled chicken salad
Southwest grilled chicken salad

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Chicken McNuggets
McDonald's Corporation
How many Chicken McNuggets can you eat in one sitting?
16
Four
Eight
12

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McDonald's Fries
Mashed
What's your preferred size for an order of french fries?
Bring back the supersize!
Small
Medium
Large

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McRib
Mashed
Have you ever tried the McRib sandwich?
Yes, and I love it.
Yes, but I didn't like it.
I've never had it.
It was just OK.

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McDonald's Combo
McDonald's Corporation
Do you prefer combo or a la carte meals?
Combo meals
A la carte meals
It depends on how hungry I am.
I don't have a preference.

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McDonald's Chicken Sandwich
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these chicken sandwiches would you like to have for lunch?
Buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich
How about a burger instead?
Artisan grilled chicken sandwich
Spicy BBQ chicken sandwich

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McDonald's Filet-O-Fish
McDonald's Corporation
What's the best part about the Filet-O-Fish sandwich?
The fish
Nothing!
The cheese
The tartar sauce

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McDonald's Happy Meal
oyby via YouTube
How often do you order a Happy Meal?
Never
All the time
Only when I want a toy
Only when I'm not that hungry

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McDonald's Big Mac
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these burgers is better: Big Mac or the quarter pounder with cheese?
Both are equally amazing
I don't like either of these.
The quarter pounder with cheese
Big Mac

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McDonalds Sundae
McDonald's Corporation
What type of sundae seems sweet to you?
None
Strawberry
Hot caramel
Hot fudge

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McDonald's Apple Pie
Jay Rule via YouTube
Which of these would you rather have for dessert: chocolate chip cookie or a baked apple pie?
I'd rather have something else.
Both
Chocolate chip cookie
Baked apple pie

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McDonald's Burger Closeup
McDonald's Corporation
Dinner time calls for which of these McDonald's burgers?
A double quarter pounder with cheese
Hamburger
A quarter pounder with cheese deluxe
McDouble

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Drive-Thru
CNBC Television
When is the best time to make a trip to McDonald's?
All day, every day!
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

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McDonald's Bacon Smokehouse Burger
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these ingredients would you like to add to your favorite sandwich?
Extra bacon
Extra cheese
Extra veggies
Extra sauce

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McDonald's International
McDonald's Corporation
How about trying one of these "worldwide favorites" menu items?
Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger
Cheesy bacon fries
Stroopwafel McFlurry
Tomato mozzarella chicken sandwich

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McDonald's Breakfast
McDonald's Corporation
Which of these menu items is perfect for a light breakfast meal?
Fruit and maple oatmeal
Sausage burrito
Fruit 'n yogurt parfait
Hash browns

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Three McDonald's Breakfast Sandwiches
McDonald's Corporation
Are you able to eat an entire Big Breakfast meal by yourself?
Yes, and with some hotcakes added to it!
Probably not
Maybe if I was really hungry
I think so.

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McDonald's Shamrock Shakes
YouAndMeThisMorning
What's the best type of McDonald's shake flavor?
None of them, I don't like shakes.
Strawberry
Vanilla
Chocolate

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McDonald's McFlurry
Uber Eats
The #1 best McFlurry flavor at McDonald's is clearly _________.
Oreo
M&M
Butterfinger
Twix

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McDonald's Taro Pie
KHON2 News
A trip around the world calls for which of these tasty menu items?
Filet-O Shrimp Burger
McCurry Pan
McNoodles
Taro pie

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