How Well Do You Remember Quotes From "Wedding Crashers"?

By: J.P. Naomi
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About This Quiz

Are you a stage-five clinger? Is your best friend a forty-six extra long baba ganoush? Take this quiz now to see how well you remember these famous and hilarious quotes from "Wedding Crashers!"

"I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage _______ clinger."

"Wedding Crashers" premiered on July 15, 2005. It starred Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn as the two wedding crashers.

"I made you a painting. I call it '___________.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."

Todd reveals to Jeremy that he felt a connection with him and was inspired to paint a work of art for him. Jeremy, however, did not feel the same connection.

"Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher ________."

"Wedding Crashers" was made on a $40 million budget. It brought in more than $285 million at the box office.

"We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's _______ season, kid!"

Jeremy and John are discussing their upcoming favorite time of the year. They are planning to crash more than 17 weddings during the season.

"We're brothers from _________. We're venture capitalists."

This was John's idea for their back story. Jeremy, however, was tired of that. He preferred to be from Vermont. "And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate."

"I'm not letting you out of this room until you _______ them."

Kathleen Cleary corners John into feeling her *chest*. She also insists that he call her "Kitty Kat" and growl at her.

"True love is the soul's recognition of its _________ in another."

This is the line that John encourages Claire to use during her maid of honor speech. She is skeptical at first, but resorts to using it as her original speech flops.

"I always knew my first time would be on a ________."

Jeremy is highly shocked to find out that he was Gloria's 'first'. She professes her love to him immediately, which makes him extremely uncomfortable.

"I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my ______. Through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls."

Craig and Christina are sailing enthusiasts. At the end of their ceremony, Father O'Neil says, "You may kiss the first mate."

John: "You better ______ it up."%0DJeremy: "No, you ____ it up!"%0DJohn: "You _____ it up!"%0DJeremy: "You _____ it up!"

Rachel McAdams portrays Claire Cleary in "Wedding Crashers." McAdams was born on November 17, 1978 in London, Ontario, Canada.

"Grab that net and catch that beautiful _______, pal!"

Jeremy speaks this line to John. Jeremy is portrayed by actor Vince Vaughn.

Todd excuses himself from dinner. "I'll be in my room, ________."

Todd speaks this line to his father. He is portrayed by actor Keir O'Donnell.

"Please don't take a turn to _________ town."

Jeremy speaks this line in the beginning of the film. He is advising his clients to come to an agreement with regards to their divorce settlement.

"_______ on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye."

"Wedding Crashers" was directed by David Dobkin. It was produced by Peter Abrams, Robert L. Levy and Andrew Panay.

"Ma! The ______!...What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing."

Chazz Reinhold was portrayed by actor Will Ferrell. Chazz was waiting for what seemed like an eternity for his Mom to bring the meatloaf out for John and him to eat.

"I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in _________."

John uses this line to catch the attention of Secretary Cleary at the wedding. The Secretary was pleasantly surprised to learn that John had taken an interest in it.

"No! No! We did not have a moment at the _______, Todd!"

Todd is convinced that he and Jeremy have a potential spark between each other. As it turns out, however, Jeremy is not interested in him.

"Guys, the real enemy here, is the institution of _________. It's unrealistic, it's crazy!"

"Wedding Crashers" was written by Steve Faber and Bob Fisher. Its running time was 119 minutes.

"________ tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!"

Keir O'Donnell was born on November 8, 1978 in Sydney, Australia. He has been acting since 2002.

"The painting was a _____, Todd. I'm taking it with me."

Todd accuses Jeremy of seducing him unfairly and demands his painting back. Jeremy retaliates with this infamous line.

"That's not how you cut cake. You gotta treat cake like a _______!"

Jeremy speaks this line in the film. Vince Vaughn won the MTV Movie Award for Best On-Screen Team with Owen Wilson in "Wedding Crashers."

"Make me a ______, clown!"

When Jeremy uses his balloon-making skills to lure Gloria at the Cleary's wedding, he runs into a bit of a snarl with one demanding kid who wants him to make a bicycle! He gives in and makes a bicycle.

"So damn beautiful! With every _______, there comes rebirth. It's the circle of life. We're gonna be alright."

This line is spoken by Chazz, who has found a new pastime of attending funerals in search of vulnerable and available women.

"I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of _______ Book Club."

John and Jeremy were discussing their individual plan of attack, on how they were going to 'get in' with their female interests at the Cleary wedding.

"________ is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."

This line was spoken by Chazz Reinhold. Will Ferrell was uncredited for his role as Chazz in "Wedding Crashers."

"Are you kidding me? I love _________! They're phenomenal!"

Jeremy Grey speaks this line in "Wedding Crashers." Vince Vaughn was born on March 28, 1970 in Minneapolis.

John: "He lived with his mom till he was 40! She tried to poison his oatmeal!"%0DJeremy: "________! ________! _________on both counts!"

John and Jeremy are discussing Chazz's background and have a slight disagreement, but Jeremy's objection became a famous "Wedding Crashers" quote.

"I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met ________?"

This is how Claire starts off her maid-of-honor speech. It is met with crickets, just as John had predicted, and she immediately switches course.

"Don't waste your time on girls with ______. They tend to be very proper."

At one of the wedding ceremonies, John advises Jeremy with this line. Jeremy, however, begs to differ.

"What is our ________, Dad?"

Secretary Cleary refers to Todd's homosexuality as a 'situation'. Todd retaliates with disgust as he speaks this line in a loud, sharp voice.

"John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my ______."

Owen Wilson was born in Dallas, Texas. He is the brother of Andrew Wilson and Luke Wilson.

"Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she wants it. We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her _______ birthday!"

Gloria Cleary was portrayed by actress Isla Fisher. She was born on February 2, 1976 in Muscat, Oman.

"Never walk away from a crasher in a _______ jacket! Rule #115!"

Jeremy's last name in this film is Grey. He speaks this line to his fellow crasher, John Beckwith.

"John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it _______ out here."

John and Jeremy are up against a fierce competitor in Sack Lodge. Lodge is portrayed by actor Bradley Cooper.

"Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm _______!"

Chazz is proud of his newest endeavor of crashing funerals. He recently hooked up with a girl whose boyfriend died in a hang-gliding accident and he shows off to John by imitating the dead boyfriend.

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