How Well Do You Remember Quotes From "My Cousin Vinny"?

By: J.P. Naomi
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How Well Do You Remember Quotes From "My Cousin Vinny"?
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About This Quiz

"The two what? Did you say a yute?" The fun is just getting started! Take this quiz to see if you can name the character or finish the quote with the ultimate quiz featuring quotes from "My Cousin Vinny"!
"Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?"
Trotter
Lisa
Mona Lisa Vito was not too happy with Vinny when he casually told her about his upcoming hunting trip with Trotter.
Stan
Bill

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"No Stan, I'm being booked for ________, you're being booked for accessory to _______."
Shoplifting
Battery
Murder
Stan believes they are being charged with shoplifting a can of tuna, but Bill breaks the news to him very bluntly!
Theft

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"My biological clock is ticking like this!"
Vinny
Mrs. Riley
Lisa
On top of the stress of the trial, Vinny also has to worry about Lisa's biological clock. He always said he'd marry her after he won his first trial.
Stan

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"A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, _____________."
Doe-eyed little deer
One of the most famous scenes of "My Cousin Vinny," this is part of Lisa's rant about why she (and the deer) don't care what kind of pants Vinny wears on his hunting trip!
Precious boar
Darling bear
Little moose

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"Famous for your mud? How's your _______ food?"
Mexican
Cajun
Chinese
New to the South, Lisa keeps asking about Chinese food and it starts to irritate Vinny.
Southern

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"I fit in better than you, at least I'm wearing cowboy boots."
Stan
Bill
Lisa
Vinny
Vinny is portrayed by actor Joe Pesci. Pesci was born on February 9, 1943 in Newark, New Jersey.

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"It had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on _________ accurate!
Point
Smack
100%
Balls
Lisa was arguing with Vinny that he didn't turn the faucet off completely. He begged to differ until he heard her reasoning.

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According to Lisa, "A _______ is spontaneous, a _______ is not romantic."
Card
Fart
Burp
Lisa tries to explain the difference between spontaneous and romantic to Vinny and uses a burp as an example.
Flower

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"That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection."
Vinny Gambini
Jim Trotter III
Stan Rothenstein
Judge Chamberlain Haller
The judge commended Vinny on his objection, but then overruled it!

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"We're gonna fight now?"
Bill
J.T.
J.T. lost a bet of $200 to Lisa. Vinny went to fight and collect, but J.T. couldn't fight yet because he didn't have the $200 on him.
Stan
Vinny

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"It's a limited slip _____________ which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires."
Margin
Positraction
Transportation
Differential
When Lisa is on the stand, she explains to the jury what 'positraction' is.

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"The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.... some of them do."
Bill
Vinny
Stan
Stan is portrayed by actor Mitchell Whitfield. He was more worried about their fate than Bill.
Lisa

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So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world _______ minutes?
Fifteen
Twenty
Vinny questions Mr. Tipton about the time it took him to cook his grits in relation to when he saw the defendants enter and exit the convenience store. Tipton has no response other than, "I'm a fast cook, I guess!"
Thirty
Forty-five

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"Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet. Wait till you hear the whole thing, so you can understand this."
Lisa
Judge Chamberlain Haller
Vinny
While cross-examining​ Mr. Tipton, Vinny enthusiastically questions the witness, who doesn't seem to agree with him before he has even finished his question!
Bill

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"At my cousin Ruthie's wedding, the groom's brother was that guy Alakazam. You know who I'm talking about?"
Stan
Vinny
Sam
Bill
Bill was trying to convince Stan how smart Vinny was, saying that Vinny always knew how the magician had done his tricks.

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"You did good out there today, Yankee. I like the competition."
Sheriff Farley
Jim Trotter
Jim Trotter was portrayed by actor Lane Smith. Smith also appeared in "The Mighty Ducks" and "The Distinguished Gentleman" in the same year, 1992.
Judge Chamberlain Haller
George Wilbur

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"I'm finished with this guy!"
Sheriff Farley
Trotter
Vinny
As Vinny gains momentum in the court room, he works through the witness list one by one, debunking all of their testimony.
George Wilbur

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"The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty.""
Judge Haller
Vinny is unfamiliar with the protocol of the courtroom. The judge asks him, "How do your clients plead?" and he has a bit of difficulty answering.
Bill
Stan
Trotter

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"You were fifty feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification and-and-and-and-and-and-and YET, you were not wearing your necessary, prescription eye glasses."
Vinny Gambini
Jim Trotter
John Gibbons
Mr. Tipton proceeded to tell Mr. Gibbons that his glasses are actually reading glasses - thereby debunking his accusation.
Judge Haller

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"I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00."
Vinny
Lisa
Hotel Clerk
The hotel clerk was telling Vinny that the freight train doesn't always come through at 5:00 a.m. It's supposed to be even earlier!
Courtroom Clerk

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"There is no way that these tire marks were made by a 1964 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest."
Mona Lisa Vito
Mona Lisa Vito was portrayed by actress Marisa Tomei. She went simply by Lisa in the film.
George Wilbur
Ernie Crane
John Wilbur

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"My house and stuff... dirt...screen...trees...leaves...bushes...seven bushes..."
Mr. Crane
Ernie Crane was portrayed by actor Raynor Scheine. He is also remembered for his role in "Fried Green Tomatoes."
Mr. Tipton
Mrs. Riley
Mr. Wilbur

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How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, ________ or al dente?
Choppy
Cold
Creamy
After learning about how real Southern grits are prepared, Vinny used this knowledge to ask Mr. Tipton a question during his cross-examination.
Hot

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"Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of "__________"... will be stricken from the record."
Good morning
Hi
Thank you
Vinny gives his opening statement and it isn't very well received by the court - particularly Judge Haller.
Please

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"They've gotten thicker over the years."
Mrs. Riley
Mrs. Riley was being questioned by Vinny on the stand about the thickness of her glasses. He then tests out her prescription.
Judge Haller
Lisa
Breakfast Cook

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"The laws are medieval down here. Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in ________?"
Louisianna
Missouri
Florida
Alabama
Stan is concerned for his life while sitting in jail with Bill. Their trial is taking place is Alabama, which is a bit foreign to their norm.

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"I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing..."
Lisa
Vinny
When Stan starts questioning Vinny's experience and credentials, Vinny strikes back with this quote. It doesn't end there though, he adds in some vulgarity to top it off!
Mr. Gibbons
J.T.

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"I'm watching you go down in flames, and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it!"
Lisa
Vinny is stressed about the trial, having never done this before. He is reading law books trying to learn how to do his job!
Bill
Stan
Vinny

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"No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits."
Mr. Tipton
Mr. Tipton doesn't realize it yet, but he is about to dig himself into a hole by admitting that he made real grits in a seemingly short amount of time! Vinny catches him on this.
Mrs. Riley
Mr. Crane
Sheriff Farley

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"Vinny! Vinny bag'o donuts!"
Stan
Lisa
Bill
Bill is so relieved and excited to see Vinny when he comes to visit him and Stan at the prison. He greets him with this line and also multiple hugs and kisses.
Judge Haller

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"Let me ask you a question...how do you get mud in the tires?"
Vinny
Vinny's car gets stuck in the mud. The locals tell him he's got mud in his tires and he wants an explanation about this!
Lisa
Bill
Stan

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"I'm an out-of-work __________."
Mechanic
Hairdresser
Upon being called to the stand as an expert witness in auto mechanics, Lisa reveals to the court that she is an out of work hairdresser. Trotter wonders how this qualifies her as an expert witness.
Secretary
Esthetician

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"Don't think that being from New York, you're getting a special treatment."
Lisa
Stan
Judge Chamberlain Haller
Judge Haller meets with Vinny in his chambers. He is none too impressed with Vinny, just yet.
Bill

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"Fan it out, show it to me."
Mr. Wilbur
Vinny
Vinny heads back to the bar where J.T. claims he has the $200. It's actually just a bunch of 1s with a 20 wrapped around it!
J.T.
Jim Trotter

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"What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?"
Bill
Vinny
Vinny is trying to decide what he should wear on his hunting trip with Trotter, and Lisa is about to go on a tirade over this question!
Stan
Lisa

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