How Spicy Do You Like Your Food?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Spicy Do You Like Your Food?
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About This Quiz

Do you cringe or drool when you smell Indian food? Do you savor Mexican dishes steaming with roasted habanero peppers or is ketchup too spicy for you? Whether you spend your days daring yourself over spice or are happy with a pale pallet, everyone has their own tolerance level. How spicy do you like your food? Take this quiz to find out.
What is a sign you've eaten something too spicy?
I pass out.
My tears turn to blood.
I am sweating.
I spit the food out and won't touch it.

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Which is your favorite spicy food?
Anything with curry.
Hot wings.
Salsa.
Vanilla ice cream.

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Which of these countries have you visited?
India.
Thailand.
China.
England.

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Which country's cuisine do you avoid at all costs?
Swedish.
Irish.
Thai.
Cuban.

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How do you squash the heat when you've had something too spicy?
Milk.
Beer.
Soda.
Water.

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What body part do you avoid touching after eating something spicy?
Eyes.
Nostrils.
The nether region.
Why would I avoid touching a body part?

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How can you make the burn worse?
Eating more. Why do I always eat more?
Chase the hot wings with a glass of hot sauce.
Do nothing at all.
Drink soda pop.

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Which "normal" food is always spicier than you think it will be?
Hot wings.
Chili.
Thai food.
Hamburgers.

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How do you prefer your food?
Ghost pepper hot.
Tear jerking.
Sweet and spicy.
No spice.

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Which is your favorite hot sauce?
Ghost pepper sauce.
Sriracha Sauce.
Louisiana hot sauce.
Ketchup.

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How does your body respond to spicy foods?
I spend a few days on the toilet. Seriously, I don't get off.
All my pores are cleansed.
I cry a little.
I will likely die.

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You join a hot wing contest and accidentally touch your eyes while wiping away sweat. What is the first thing you do?
Grab my buddy's milk and douse my eyes, then go back to participating.
Find the closest eye wash station to rinse my eyes for 15 minutes.
Start screaming, laughing, and telling everyone how dumb I am.
Scream a loud shrill as I can and then run to the nearest exit looking for an escape. I'll likely die getting hit by the salsa delivery truck.

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What is one thing you always have near you when you eat?
A pocket of ghost peppers.
Cayenne powder.
Sriracha sauce.
Salt.

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When Taco Bell asks what sauce you'd like, what do you say?
Fire sauce.
Medium sauce.
Mild Sauce.
I drive away as fast as I can.

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Which type of pepper would you grow in a garden?
Ghost peppers.
Banana peppers.
Bell peppers.
I don't care for peppers.

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Which eating contest would you participate in?
Hot wing eating.
Chili eating.
Hot dog eating.
Blueberry pie eating.

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How would your friends describe your temperament?
Explosive.
Volatile.
Calm.
The peacekeeper.

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What is the worst type of fight you have ever been in?
I shot a few people and was shot a few times myself.
I was stabbed.
I was in a pretty brutal fist fight.
My wife and I couldn't figure out if Peter proposed to Gretchen or Gretchen proposed to Peter. Seriously, I almost slept in the couch.

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Which mild food would you eat with something spicy?
Basmati rice.
Risotto.
Couscous.
Pasta.

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How many days a week do you eat out?
All of them.
Three to five.
Two to three.
One or less.

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Have you ever had to sneak to a restaurant to eat something your family hates?
Yes, for the Indian buffet.
Once or twice, and I regret it.
Ha ha, no. Why would I do that?
I'm usually the one who hates the food.

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When someone goes on vacation, which souvenir gift are you likely to receive?
A local hot sauce.
A ship in a hot sauce bottle.
A T-shirt
A keychain.

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Which aisle in the grocery store is your favorite?
The condiment aisle.
The ethnic food aisle.
The snack aisle.
The frozen food aisle.

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Which question are you often asked when you go out to eat?
"Are your taste buds dead?"
"You don't mind going to the bathroom then?"
"Are you sure that salsa is hot enough?"
"Oh, ketchup! You're going hardcore aren't you?"

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What does 'mild' mean to you?
That I wasted my money.
That I won't like the taste.
Just about right.
Oh, that's way to hot for me.

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What is a serving of Sriracha?
A bottle.
A cup.
A few tablespoons.
1/4 of a teaspoon if anything.

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Which food and beverage goes best with hot sauce?
Hot wings and beer.
Steak and wine.
Scrambled eggs and milk.
None.

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If not flavor, what is it about eating the spiciest food you can find?
Bragging rights.
To look cool in front of my buds.
To add a little punch to lunch.
No clue. Keep that stuff away from me.

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Which is a useless condiment?
Mayonnaise.
Ketchup.
Miracle Whip.
Sriracha.

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When you order a new dish at a restaurant, how do you decide what you want?
The spicier the better.
I have a few go-to items if I've never been to a restaurant before.
I choose my favorite meat and go from there.
I usually order a simple salad or maybe some chicken broth.

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