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About This Quiz
Every family has their rednecks, but the question is how close to that family are you? Answer these questions to find out how redneck your family actually is!
Where do you live?
In the country.
We're in the 'burbs, but I want to live closer to the city.
We are in a small town surrounded by agriculture.
We live in the city, but I've always wanted to live in the country.
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How do you make a sauna?
Buy one at the store?
Load the back of my pickup with a tarp and water, then sit on hot pads.
Light a fire under a bath tub on our porch.
We just use the neighbors'.
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How big was the big one that got away?
Are you talking about fishing?
Well, it flipped our boat over.
At least as big as my leg.
It was bigger than yours.
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How does your family dress for a nice dinner?
In casual sweaters and nice shirts.
Jeans and a T-shirt.
Camo.
We dress up, but I wear a ballcap.
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What is your favorite weekend activity?
Going to the theater.
Muddin'.
Hunting or fishing.
Sitting around the table telling jokes.
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What do you use duct tape for?
Duct work.
Everything.
Holding on the bumper to my car.
Making a shield and sword for my kid.
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How important is WD-40?
Well, partner freaks if they hear a squeaky door. So, it plays a role in keeping us together.
I have my own holster for it.
We keep it in a kitchen drawer for emergencies.
What is it?
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Would you consider NASCAR a sport?
No.
Are you kidding? There is no better sport!
Yeah, it takes as much focus as any other sport out there.
I'd like to say yes...but, no.
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Do other peoples' opinios of you matter?
Yes, their opinions are important to me.
I don't give a... You know what.
Yeah, I think a bad opinion bugs me.
I say I don't care. but I do.
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Which pet can we see around your house?
A goldfish - maybe.
A mangy dog...or seven mangy dogs.
A bunch of feral cats.
A cute little kitten. Her name is Lollipop.
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What is a T-shirt to you?
3/4 quarter cotton-blend shirt from Eddie Bauer.
Anything without arms.
A short sleeve shirt with oil stains.
Something with a design on the front.
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What radio station is on your car when you turn it on?
Hip-hop.
Trucker's.
Redneck Special.
Satellite comedy channel. Love me some Foxworthy.
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What is a nice place to eat?
The Italian place around the corner.
Gas Station.
The Waffle House.
Cracker Barrel.
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What is on your ballcap?
The St. Louis Cardinals logo.
A John Deere Logo.
A NASCAR logo.
A Budweiser logo.
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How do you decorate your office?
Photos of my family.
There is a boar head on my wall.
Fish trophies and photos.
I have old maps up.
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Where do you hang out with your friends?
The bar.
Dad's brew house in back.
A local diner.
A charity event.
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What do you do to get away?
I find a comfy place to read.
I find a comfy place to read "Auto-Trader Magazine."
I go fishing.
I take a nap.
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Where did you meet your significant other?
Online dating.
The family reunion.
Under a table during a bar fight.
Through a mutual friend.
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Do you believe in UFOs?
Sure, it just means i can't identify the plane.
You mean, was I abducted? Yep!
Of course I do. I've seen "The X-Files."
Depends who I am talking to.
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Do you trust the government?
Yes.
Are you kidding me? Wait, is this a government test?
Ummm.... I don't know if I want this quiz online.
I do, but my daddy says I shouldn't.
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