How Punk are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Punk are You?
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About This Quiz

Being a punk is not just about liking a type of music, it is about a way of life, so can you roll with the punk lifestyle? How punk are you? Take this quiz to find out.
Have you ever cheated on your partner?
No, never.
Once or twice.
Sure, all the time.
Yes, sometimes right in front of them.

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What do you do, or want to do for work?
I am in business.
Social work.
The arts.
Work is for losers.

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What kind of college did you go to?
Ivy League or other top school.
Private university.
Public college.
College is for clowns.

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What is your opinion on drugs?
I think they are bad.
Something I did a few times, but stopped.
A part of my life, but I know I need to quit.
I think that they are the best.

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You are in a mosh pit, what do you do?
What is a mosh pit?
Jump around with my friends.
Slam dance and get a little aggressive.
Push people hard in the back.

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What do you think of Nirvana?
I don't know much about them.
A good band, it was tragic that Kurt Cobain died.
One of the best bands ever.
They are a bunch of poseurs.

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How many tattoos do you have?
None.
1
2
3 or more.

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What do you think of cigarettes?
So totally gross.
I don't like them, but I don't care if other people do.
I used to smoke, but I quit.
They are the best.

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Do you have a retirement plan?
Yes, I have a 401K and an IRA.
I just have savings.
No, but I will figure it out.
I will be dead before I have to worry about that.

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How many people have you slept with in your life?
less than 5.
5-10
10-20
Over 20.

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How angry are you?
Not at all.
A little I suppose.
I am pretty angry, but not as much as I used to be.
I am angry all the time.

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Are your parents proud of you?
Of course!
I think so.
Umm, I don't know about that.
Not even a little bit.

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What is your favorite color?
Pink.
Red.
Blue
Black

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What is your favorite beer?
Locally crafted beer.
Guiness.
Rolling Rock.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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What band is your favorite?
Weezer.
Sum 41.
The Melvins.
Bad Brains.

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Have you ever ran away from home?
No way!
Once, but I came right back.
I did it for a day or two.
Yes, and I never came back.

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Have you ever bought food with change?
No, why would I do that?
No, but I brought change to the bank.
Yes, with quarters.
Yes, with pennies.

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Have you ever been arrested?
No way!
No, but I have been warned.
Once, for dumb stuff.
Yes, more than once.

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What do you think of cops?
I love them, we need them to protect us.
They are just people doing a job.
I can't stand cops, but we need them.
I hate them with a passion.

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Have you ever been fired from a job?
Never.
Yes, once.
Yes, twice.
More than twice.

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Have you ever shaved your head?
Umm, no.
No, but I have thought of it.
No, but I have done a buzz cut.
Of course I have.

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Ever dyed your hair a weird color?
No, why would I do that?
Yeah, once in high school.
Yeah, more than once.
My hair is always a weird color.

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When do you wake up in the morning?
6
8
10
Noon.

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Have you ever been in a fight?
No way.
Once, but it wasn't my fault.
A few times.
Of course, do you mean this week?

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What do you do at parties?
Just hang out and talk to people.
Party hard and have fun.
Hit on people and try and cause trouble.
Start fights and steal things for fun.

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What are your political views?
Conservative.
Liberal.
Green.
Anarchist.

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What does being successful mean to you?
That I worked hard and achieved my goals.
That I did what I was supposed to do.
That I bought into the system.
That I sold out.

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When you make people mad, how does it make you feel?
Horrible.
Not good.
It depends on the situation.
Great!

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What type of book is your favorite?
Romance.
Memoir.
Classic literature.
True Crime.

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How do you feel about taking this quiz?
It was fun!
It was okay, I am just wasting time.
I thought it would be more interesting.
This is the worst quiz ever.

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