How Much Like Roseanne Barr Are You?

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About This Quiz

Roseann Barr has been breaking down doors since the '80s! Her stand-up act and her hit television series both make audiences howl with laughter. Let's find out how much like Roseanne you really are!

Which character from "Roseanne" do you like most?

Roseanne Conner.

Dan Conner.

Jackie Harris.

Darlene Conner.

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Do you prefer Johnny Galecki in "Roseanne" or in "The Big Bang Theory?"

I enjoyed him in "Roseanne" more than "The Big Bang Theory."

I enjoyed him in "The Big Bang Theory" more than "Roseanne."

Who?

I like him in both roles.

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How would your friends describe your sense of humor?

They'd say I'm witty.

They'd say I'm charming.

They'd say I'm crazy.

They'd say I'm dry.

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Which stand up comedian do you prefer?

Roseanne Barr.

Margaret Cho.

Louis C.K.

Jeff Foxworthy.

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How much is your mom like Roseanne?

100%

50%

75%

10%

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What do you like most about Dan Conner?

He's funny.

He is a good dad.

He works hard.

He's a true family man.

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Would you like to see a "Roseanne" reunion?

I heard that it's in the works!

No, some things are better left alone.

I would watch every episode.

I need to watch all the original episodes to decide.

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Would you ever try doing stand-up comedy?

I have done stand-up comedy.

I do have a routine I practice in the shower.

I would be too afraid.

I would try acting, but not stand-up comedy.

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Which John Goodman movie do you like most?

"The Big Lebowski."

"Barton Fink."

"Argo."

"The Artist."

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Which '90s sitcom do you like most?

"Friends."

"Step by Step"

"Home Improvement."

"Family Matters."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

How should I know?

To get to the other side.

The grass is always greener.

To go to KFC.

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Which current sitcom do you think Roseanne should make a guest appearance on?

"Modern Family."

"Two Broke Girls."

"The Big Bang Theory."

"Black-ish."

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If you were a farmer, what would you farm?

Macadamia nuts.

Corn.

Marijuana.

Oranges.

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Where would you most like to retire?

Hawaii.

California.

Illinois.

Florida.

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What dinner are you most likely to make for your family?

Meatloaf.

Hot dogs.

I wouldn't make anything, I'd buy something.

Pot roast.

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What is the worst job you've ever had?

Entertainer.

Waitress.

Factory Worker.

Secretary.

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Which of Roseanne Conner's children are you most like?

Jerry.

Darlene.

DJ.

Becky.

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What do you like most about Jackie from "Roseanne?"

She loves her family.

She's hilarious.

Laurie Metcalf is an accomplished actress.

I like her dorkiness.

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What makes you laugh the most?

People.

Television.

My dog.

Children.

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Which word do you think of when you hear the name Roseanne Barr?

Television.

Funny.

Goddess.

Mom.

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Who would you like to see Roseanne Barr perform a duet with?

Adam Sandler.

I really don't want to hear Roseanne sing again.

Beyonce.

Hank Williams Jr.

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Would you watch a documentary about Roseanne's life?

I would love to watch that film.

If it was on Netflix, I would watch it.

I don't like documentaries.

Maybe.

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Which Tom Arnold movie do you like most?

I don't like any of them.

"Nine Months."

"Hit and Run."

"The Stupids."

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Which midwestern state would you like to live in?

Illinois.

Indiana.

Ohio.

Iowa.

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Who should play Roseanne in the movie of her life?

Amy Schumer.

Melissa McCarthy.

She should play herself.

Dawn French.

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Do you keep your opinions to yourself?

Rarely.

Sometimes.

Never.

Always.

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Which Sara Gilbert movie do you like most?

"Poison Ivy."

"High Fidelity."

"The Big Tease."

"Light It Up."

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Do you think Roseanne would be a good boss?

Yes!

Not my boss.

I'm sure she would.

I don't think so.

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If you had lunch with Roseanne, what would you talk about?

Politics.

Children.

Anything she wants.

Food.

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Do you think you are as funny as Roseanne?

I'm funnier.

No one is as funny as Roseanne.

I have my moments.

No.

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