How Much of a Wild West Outlaw Are You?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Much of a Wild West Outlaw Are You?
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About This Quiz

You think you're bad? You think you can top off a shot of whiskey in time for a showdown at noon? Being a wild west outlaw means you have guts, confidence, and a hawk-like focus when crunch time comes down. Take this quiz to find out how much of a wild west outlaw you are!
What is your modern-day weapon?
My brains.
My focus.
My determination.
My influence.

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How do you settle disputes?
With a verbal lashing.
I shoot first and ask questions later.
I enjoy fist-a-cuffs.
I talk my way out of it.

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How would you describe your demeanor?
Reckless.
Calm.
Rowdy.
Polite.

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Do strangers appear to be afraid of you?
Sometimes.
All of the time.
If I'm in a bad mood.
I doubt it.

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What is the best part of your job?
I enjoy working hard.
My boss is cool.
I handle money.
I'm not a fan of my job.

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What is one thing that would make your job better?
More money.
More recognition.
Better benefits.
More flexibility.

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Have you ever been in a fight?
I took a punch once.
Too many to even recall.
Yeah, a couple small scuffles.
Nada.

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Have you ever stolen anything?
A pack of gum.
Someone's dignity.
A shirt.
I borrowed something from a friend and never returned it.

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Who are you at the office?
Everyone's friend.
The annoyed one.
The person who steals lunches from the fridge.
The boss.

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What is your favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving.
Halloween.
Memorial Day.
New Year's Eve.

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When you have an important deadline, how do you tackle it?
Slow and steady.
With laser focus.
Every situation is different.
I quit.

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How well do you handle change?
I take it in stride.
I'm always ready.
I try, but don't always feel comfortable with change.
I don't.

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Where do you want to have dinner?
The Olive Garden.
A Mexican joint.
The bar.
At home.

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What would be your go-to outlaw weapon?
A lasso.
A Navy Colt.
Rifle.
I'm kind of a pacifist.

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Which is your favorite western movie?
"Django"
"Unforgiven"
"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"
"A Fistful of Dollars"

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Which is your favorite western TV show?
"Bonanza"
"Maverick"
"The Wagon Train"
"Little House on the Prairie"

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Who is your favorite wild west outlaw?
Jesse James.
Bill the Kid.
John Hardin.
I guess I don't know any.

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Which state would you like to live in?
South Dakota.
New Mexico.
Texas.
California.

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What would you rob first?
Some dandy walking down the street.
A stagecoach.
A train.
A bank.

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Why would you be an outlaw?
It sounds cool.
Life left me no choice.
My buddies are doing it.
No clue.

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What kind of an outlaw would you be?
A bank robber.
A cattle rustler.
I'd do it all.
A petty thief.

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Do you like people?
Usually
Not particularly.
Some of them.
I love everyone.

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How many years do you think you could survive as a wild west outlaw?
Five years at least.
Hopefully a long time. Even if most of it is from a prison cell.
About two years.
Oh, I think it is more months than years.

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How do you take your coffee?
With a ton of creamer.
Black as tar.
With whole milk and sugar.
With a tablespoon of butter.

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How do you wake up in the morning?
Tired.
Alert.
I have no idea.
Happy.

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What do you think about beans and franks?
They make me toot.
Delicious.
I'll eat them if I have to.
Not my thing.

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What profession would you have been in before becoming a wild west outlaw?
Clergy.
I was a sheriff. Oh wait, I mean I still am a sheriff.
I was a carny.
A farmer.

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What's the worst thing you've done in your life?
I stole my parents' car.
I killed a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.
I punched someone for lookin' at me weird.
I haven't really done anything bad.

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What is your favorite time of the day?
Morning.
The middle of the night.
Sunset.
High-noon.

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Which wild west confrontation would you have liked to participate?
Johnson County War.
Lincoln County Wars.
Shootout at the O.K. Corral.
Tough one. How about none?

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