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Sex, drugs, and rock and roll can get you in a lot of trouble. But, how much depends on how hard of a ride you take. Are you an arm-chair sinner or are you bound to get in a fight riding through Sturgis?Advertisement
What is the last item you’ve shoplifted?
A pack of candy
Panties
A pair of jeans
I don’t steal, I’m an angel
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If someone starts a fight with you, the first thing you do is?
Punch first
Begin to cry and beg
Take them low
Run away as fast as you can
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What is your favorite vacation destination?
Hidden away in the mountains
A tropical island
A foreign European country
A Harley ride to Sturgis
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How often do you eat until your body aches?
At least once a week
Once a month
Only on holidays
I only eat small salads
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Have you ever killed anyone?
Once, but I got away with it
In the field of battle
Nobodies caught me yet
I’m not really the killing type
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How many times a day do you swear
Oh jeez, I don’t know if I can count that high
Just a handful
Only when I stub my toe
Swearing is for sinners, not me
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Who is your favorite villain?
Johnny from Karate Kid
Skeletor from He-man
The Governor on the Walking Dead
Hannibal Lector
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Do you give money at church?
When I can afford it
Every time, whether I can afford it or not
Church?
I steal from the collection plate to buy cigs
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What’s your favorite ride?
A low-rider with massive hydraulics
A Harley
An old ‘vette
My comfortable and safe Volvo
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What kind of animal do you have at home?
A snake
A pit bull
A cuddly little cute kitten
I hate animals
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What organization would you donate money to?
Habitat for Humanity
Alcoholics Anonymous
Boys and Girls Club
National Rifle Association
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Would you consider yourself intimidating?
Very. I’m big, strong, and bald
Maybe. I look big, but am a teddy bear
Not really, unless I pull out my gun
Nope. I might as well be a gummy bear
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How does road rage affect you?
I keep a gun in the glove box
My knife is attached to my thigh
My middle finger is like a jack-in-the-box ready to pop
I keep it cool
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What is your favorite kind of day?
Sunny and hot
Raining all day long
Partly cloudy
Terrifyingly mighty storms
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What yard work are you best at?
Mowing the lawn
Weed whacking
Hiring someone to do the work
Digging the hole, for...you know.
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What kind of a leader are you?
Mentor
Stick to the rules
I do what I can to get to the top
Hope you’re strong because I’m going to step on you
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When you see a hot person from the opposite sex, you...
Follow them home
Stalk them online
Call them dozens of times and hang up
Nothing. I’m not a nut
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What did you do after high school?
Got a job
Joined the military
Went to college
Bummed a cig and left town
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If I insulted you, how would you respond?
I’d punch you in the face
I’d laugh
I’d insult you back
I’d show you where you can stick your comment
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