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About This Quiz
One of the things about driving that can be kind of irritating at times is that we have to share the road with other people. Are you chill about it or are you a road hog?
How often do you get mad when you are driving your car?
Never.
I don't get mad, but I get freaked out sometimes.
Every once in a while.
All the time.
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Do you ever "mess with" people while driving?
Why would I do that?
No, that would freak me out.
No, but sometimes I try to teach people a lesson.
Sure, if they have it coming.
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How often do you yell at someone or give them the finger?
Never.
I yell sometimes, but only because I am freaked out.
Sometimes, but only if they are doing something wrong.
All the time.
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What do you do if someone yells at you and cuts you off?
Nothing, Just because they are all worked up doesn't mean I have to be.
Slow down and let them get way ahead of me.
Write down their license number.
Follow them and mess with them.
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How often do you go more than 20 miles over the speed limit?
Every once in a while if I am all alone on the road.
Never, that would make me too nervous.
Never, that is against the law.
Quite often.
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How loud do you play your music while driving in a city?
I play it loud, but am respectful.
I don't play music at all.
Very quietly.
Totally loud.
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Did you ever parked in a handicap spot?
No way, that isn't cool.
No, I would be afraid someone would yell at me.
No, that is against the law.
I hate to admit it but I have.
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How often do you stop for people in crosswalks?
Pretty often.
It depends on the neighborhood.
Always.
Hardly ever.
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When do you pass on the right?
Only when the guy in the left is going super slow.
Never, I would afraid I would get hit.
Never, that is against the law.
Whenever I have an opening.
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Do you ever text while driving?
Sometimes.
No, that would freak me out.
No, that is illegal.
Sure, all the time.
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When you go through the drive through and get a burger, where do you eat it?
At a picnic table.
At home.
In the parking lot.
In the car while I am driving.
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How many times have you been in accidents?
Once
Once but it wasn't my fault.
More than once but they weren't my fault.
More than once.
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Do you take pride in passing people on the highway?
No, I don't notice things like that.
No, I try not to pass.
No. I just drive the speed limit.
Of course I do.
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Ever done a doughnut in a parking lot?
Sure when I was a kid.
I don't know what that is.
No, I am not stupid.
Of course, that is so fun!
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Do your friends say you are a good driver?
I have no idea.
I don't usually let my friends in the car when I drive, it makes me nervous.
Of course.
No way.
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Does doing a demolition derby sound fun?
No, that would harsh my mellow.
No way.
Maybe, if everything was safe.
Yeah, it does.
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Would you be a good race car driver?
No, who would want to do that?
No, that would be scary.
Probably.
Oh yeah, I would.
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Do you ever have revenge fantasies while behind the wheel?
About what?
Maybe a little.
No, that is silly.
Sure, all the time.
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A blizzard just started and you are 10 miles from home, what do you do?
Just keep driving super slow.
Panic.
Pull over and wait for it to get better.
Floor it. Driving in the snow is fun.
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When do you tailgate?
Only by accident.
I never do, I don't want someone to get mad at me.
I never do, that is unsafe.
When I want to have fun.
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Are you a better driver than most people you know?
How would I know?
I doubt it.
I think so.
For sure.
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Do you criticize other people's driving when you are a passenger?
No, why would I do that?
No, I am just happy they are driving.
Only in my mind.
Sure, someone needs to tell them how bad they are.
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When was the last time you got into a bar fight?
Never, I don't fight.
Never, I don't go to bars.
A long time ago, but I didn't start it.
Not long ago.
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Ever think you would be a good stunt man?
That isn't high on my list of aspirations.
No, I would be awful.
Maybe.
For sure I would.
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What are you like playing bumper cars?
I just chill and laugh a lot.
I always get stuck in the corner and I can't get out.
Oh you know, I give and I take.
I always stick people in the corner and don't let them out.
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