How Metal Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Metal Are You?
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About This Quiz

When it comes to being metal, there are only two options: you either are or you aren't. So do you spend your day headbanging or at the library? How metal are you anyway?
Which metal band would you listen to?
AC/DC
Pantera
Slayer
Lamb of God

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What do "rules" mean to you?
They're there to help me direct myself appropriately.
They're meant to keep everyone in a relatively controlled state.
They're something to break and control.
I am "the rule".

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What's your favorite type of movie?
Dramas
Dark comedies
Twisterd satires
Slashers

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How many black band tee shirts do you own?
None.
1- 5
6 - 10
Not enough

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Why do people like metal music?
Because they're crazy!
Because the music is aggressive.
Because it's heavier than rock music.
Because it's metal.

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Which song is your go to metal song when you're angry?
"Freak On A Leash" by Korn
"Testify" by Rage Against The Machine
"I'm Broken" by Pantera
"Boot Scraper" by Lamb Of God

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Have your parents ever worried about you because you were so into metal?
No, not ever.
Maybe a little.
No, but only because they like it too.
Oh yeah, it happens all the time.

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Do you like Death Metal?
It's too hardcore.
Sometimes, when I'm really wound up.
Rock on!
CRANK IT!

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Do you ever throw up devil horns?
Never.
Just to be funny.
Sometimes.
When stuff rocks.

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Someone seems kind of scared of you because of your look, how does that make you feel?
Awful.
Psyched! I must look intimidating.
Badass.
Indifferent. The'yre running from themselves.

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Do you own the mosh pit?
Nowhere to be seen!
On the boarder wall.
Jumping in and out.
In the center raising hell!

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People that go to the Warped Tour are...
Weird.
Cool.
Lame.
Posers.

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Are you listening to metal right now?
Nope. Just show tunes for me.
No, but I did a few days ago.
No, but I was earlier.
What else would be playing?

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Is David Lee Roth metal?
I don't know.
Yeah, he is.
Well, he used to be.
No way.

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Do you have a black leather jacket?
No.
No, but I did once.
Of course.
I have more than one.

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What about a t-shirt with a devil on it?
What? No, so lame.
Not my style.
I used to.
Of course I do.

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Are fans of metal music mean people?
Yes.
I'm not sure.
Some are, some aren't.
Have you met me?

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Has metal gone down hill?
How would I know?
It is about the same.
It's changed some, but not in a worse way.
METAL WILL NEVER DIE!

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Do you like Metallica?
I hate them.
They're ok.
I love them.
Well, they used to be cool.

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What about Pantera?
I don't know them.
They are way too hard.
They rock!
They are not hard enough.

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Are you aggressive?
No.
Sometimes.
Only when Top 40 music is playing.
If you touch my metal records or t-shirts!

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Have you ever played in a metal band?
No way.
No, but I have played in other types of bands.
No, but I want to.
Of course I have.

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Which drink would you have right now?
Water
Coffee
Heineken
Jack Daniels

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Why does your neck hurt?
My bad posture at the computer.
My time at the gym.
The mosh pit last night.
Bowing to Lucifer.

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Are hair bands metal?
What are hair bands?
I don't think so…
Some of them.
I should give you a roundhouse kick for saying that.

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Are you into rap metal?
No, I don't like rap or metal.
It is pretty cool.
Yeah, it is totally cool.
It is for posers.

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Which metal singer do you like best?
Axl Rose
Ozzy Osbourne
Tom Araya
Phil Anselmo

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Which metal guitarist would you pick?
Slash
Tom Morello
Jeff Hanneman
Dimebag Darrell

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Have you ever been dumped for being too metal?
No, that would be silly.
I don't think so….
Of course. Good riddance!
Ha. Nope. Why would I date someone who isn't metal?

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Is there such a thing as being too metal?
Well, yeah.
Sure, there can be too much of anything.
Maybe?
No way!

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