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When it comes to being metal, there are only two options: you either are or you aren't. So do you spend your day headbanging or at the library? How metal are you anyway?Advertisement
What do "rules" mean to you?
They're there to help me direct myself appropriately.
They're meant to keep everyone in a relatively controlled state.
They're something to break and control.
I am "the rule".
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Why do people like metal music?
Because they're crazy!
Because the music is aggressive.
Because it's heavier than rock music.
Because it's metal.
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Which song is your go to metal song when you're angry?
"Freak On A Leash" by Korn
"Testify" by Rage Against The Machine
"I'm Broken" by Pantera
"Boot Scraper" by Lamb Of God
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Have your parents ever worried about you because you were so into metal?
No, not ever.
Maybe a little.
No, but only because they like it too.
Oh yeah, it happens all the time.
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Someone seems kind of scared of you because of your look, how does that make you feel?
Awful.
Psyched! I must look intimidating.
Badass.
Indifferent. The'yre running from themselves.
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Do you own the mosh pit?
Nowhere to be seen!
On the boarder wall.
Jumping in and out.
In the center raising hell!
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Are you listening to metal right now?
Nope. Just show tunes for me.
No, but I did a few days ago.
No, but I was earlier.
What else would be playing?
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What about a t-shirt with a devil on it?
What? No, so lame.
Not my style.
I used to.
Of course I do.
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Has metal gone down hill?
How would I know?
It is about the same.
It's changed some, but not in a worse way.
METAL WILL NEVER DIE!
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Are you aggressive?
No.
Sometimes.
Only when Top 40 music is playing.
If you touch my metal records or t-shirts!
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Have you ever played in a metal band?
No way.
No, but I have played in other types of bands.
No, but I want to.
Of course I have.
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Why does your neck hurt?
My bad posture at the computer.
My time at the gym.
The mosh pit last night.
Bowing to Lucifer.
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Are hair bands metal?
What are hair bands?
I don't think so…
Some of them.
I should give you a roundhouse kick for saying that.
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Are you into rap metal?
No, I don't like rap or metal.
It is pretty cool.
Yeah, it is totally cool.
It is for posers.
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Have you ever been dumped for being too metal?
No, that would be silly.
I don't think so….
Of course. Good riddance!
Ha. Nope. Why would I date someone who isn't metal?
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Is there such a thing as being too metal?
Well, yeah.
Sure, there can be too much of anything.
Maybe?
No way!
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