How many kids should you have?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How many kids should you have?
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About This Quiz

Should you have only one kid? Or can you handle five??
What kind of car are you most likely to buy/drive?
Sports car.
Herse.
Mini Van.
Station Wagon.
Rainy Sunday inside with the kids what film do you watch?
Frozen Sing-a-long.
The Princess Bride.
Erin Brockovich.
Movie? Those kids are doing chores!
Finally some alone time, what do you do to relax?
Settle in with a good book and hot tea.
Hit up the gym for a yoga or Kickboxing class.
Shopping at the mall with your girlfriends.
Get in some gardening, those rose bushes need some attention.

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When someone is being overly dramatic about a situation, you...
Tend to stay out of it.
Get angry and annoyed.
Try to figure out the meaning behind it.
Give advice, and hopefully lead them to a better path of understanding.
How do you respond when insulted?
Fire back a response immediately!
Stand up for yourself calmly but firmly.
Back down, then plot revenge.
Shrug or laugh it off.
Choose a social media network.
Facebook.
Twitter.
Instagram.
Pinterest.

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When is it acceptable to lie?
Anytime, so long no one finds out.
Only white lies are okay.
For the most part never, unless it might save someone's life.
It's never okay to lie.
What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas.
Halloween.
Thanksgiving.
Easter.
Thoughts on peanuts and peanut butter?
Gotta have them!
I'll take peanuts but not the butter.
I'll take peanut butter but not the peanuts.
I don't like either.

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What was your favorite type of sandwich as a kid?
PB&J
Ham / turkey and cheese.
Tuna Salad.
Grilled Cheese.
How do you life your coffee?
Black.
None for me please.
Lots of cream and sugar.
I'll take a cinnamon white soy latte please.
How do you feel about sharing food?
Of course! Sharing is caring.
Resentful, but I'll do it.
I don't share food!!!

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How big are you on tradition?
Very big.
I'm somewhat big on it.
Eh depends what suites me.
I could take it or leave it.
How does the world end?
With a bang.
With a fly buzzing.
With bliss.
With love.
How often do you drink?
I usually have a glass of wine with dinner.
Once in a blue moon.
Never.
I would say I drink an average amount.

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When I am pissed...
Everyone knows it.
My friends get an earful.
I sulk.
I keep things to myself.
Where would you rather live?
Downtown.
In a faraway exotic place.
In the suburbs.
In a quiet house in the country.
Siblings?
Only child.
1-2.
3-4.
5+

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Choose a catch phrase:
"Oh my..."
"As if"
"Just no"
"Shake it off"
What did you do last Saturday night?
Date night with my man!
Had an early dinner with the kids and then a family movie.
Dropped the kids at Grandmas house and spent a quiet evening alone!
Oh you know just taxied the kids from one activity to another
What's your ideal family vacation
Disney Land.
Cabin by a lake.
Anywhere in Europe.
Who would want to take the kids on vacation?

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Your daughter runs to you crying that her boyfriend just dumped her. You...
Let her work out the issue on her own, that's how kids learn.
Take her out on a girls day to forget about it, a little shopping does wonders!
Let me just collect my gun and we'll be on our way...
Comfort her with some homemade cookies and reassure her that there are other fish in the sea.
Pick a celebrity dad
Brad Pitt.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Will Smith.
Barack Obama.
Pick a punishment
Extra Chores.
No Electronics.
I don't believe in punishments.
Make them play outside in the sunshine.

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You're kids have friends over, what kind of snacks do you provide?
Carrots and celery.
Sushi.
Homemade cake.
Nachos.
Kids should be ...
Seen and not heard.
Encouraged to creatively express themselves.
Loved but given limits.
Allowed to make their own choices, good or bad.
Choose a pet for your kids.
Cat
Dog
Tarantula
No pets allowed

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Where do you keep all the artwork and projects your kids bring home?
Framed and on the walls.
I cycle the recent ones on the fridge.
They end up in a carefully labeled box that I can give to them when they're older.
Do you know how many they bring home, I can't empty the trash fast enough.
If money weren't an option would you rather work or stay home with the kiddos?
Work.
Stay home.
I don't want to work, but I also don't want to stay home with my kids...
Pick the parenting Quote that resonates with you most...
All love begins and ends with Motherhood.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel, but that would only make more laundry for me.
Mommy needs wine.

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