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How DTF Are You?

By: Ian Fortey

5 min

How DTF Are You?

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About This Quiz

Desire can be a funny and fickle thing. Your whims can change on a dime and what you wanted an hour ago is the last thing you're thinking about. On the other hand, some desires stick with you like a ghost, haunting your mind as you obsess over them for days or even weeks until you get what you want. It all depends on your personality and the desire in question. It also depends on whether or not you get to satisfy that desire. If you want tacos and you go get tacos, maybe that craving is gone. Or maybe you just subdue it until tomorrow when it comes back. The same can be said for your more primal and physical cravings and desire. Maybe you really, really want to engage in some steamy, sexy fun at the drop of a hat. Or maybe you barely register such a craving and certainly don't need to pay attention to it until later in the month when you have some free time. Again, it all depends on your personality and the craving.

So are you the kind of person who can resist, who needs time to prepare and get in the mood, or are you always 110% down any time anywhere? Take the quiz and let's find out!

Do you ever schedule a date night or something like that to have sex with a partner?

I pencil it in when I can.

Well, a date night, sure.

That doesn't seem very spontaneous.

I have in the past.

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How do you feel about a one night stand?

Not for me

I've had a few.

Heck yeah! They're the best.

I enjoy them when I can.

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So, ballpark figure here, how many partners would you say you've had in your life?

Under 10

Under 20

Dozens!

It's a good number. It's up there.

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Have you ever insulted someone based on their sexual proclivities? As in, have you ever called someone a skank or anything like that?

Many times

In the heat of the moment, sure.

I try not to shame people for that.

Not since I was younger and dumber

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Is there anything wrong with having a friend with benefits?

I don't think it's a good idea.

Seems like an OK idea for certain people.

Best kind of friendship

If you have the time for it, sure.

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Would you ever cancel dinner with your family to hook up with someone?

Of course not

Maybe?

You better believe I would.

I'd have the dinner and hook up after.

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How many different dating apps or websites have you tried in your life?

None

Less than 5

Around 10 or so

There have been more than a few.

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Would you be willing to sleep with someone even if you didn't know their name?

Of course not!

I'd rather know someone's name.

I don't need to know their name, do I?

I'm happy to learn their name after if it was good.

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If you're in the middle of some action and then realize someone is watching you, how are you going to react?

I'd be mortified!

Guess it depends on who's watching.

Well, I have to finish, right?

Honestly? Probably going to finish. But then I'll do something about it. Maybe.

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Have you ever asked someone online to send you dirty pictures of themselves?

I have not.

I may have, once or twice.

Oh yeah. I have a nice collection.

I don't ask. I just hint.

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Are you the kind of person who enjoys a partner who can talk dirty?

I'm not into that.

If they're good at it.

It's the best!

Sometimes it's nice.

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Have you ever had a package shipped to your home that contained some sex toys?

I have not.

Yes

More than one!

I tend to go out to get that sort of thing.

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Have you ever paid to rent an adult movie?

Never.

Wait, people pay for porn still?

Of course! It's only polite to pay to support people's hard work.

I subscribed to a website once, is that the same?

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If you were in a park at night and absolutely no one was around besides you and your partner, would you risk it?

Never!

A park? I dunno about that.

I have before.

Stranger things have happened.

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Would you ever bring a can of whipped cream into the bedroom?

That sounds a bit too messy for me.

I could be talked into that.

I'm bringing a whole sundae in.

As long as I have some wipes to clean up later.

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How do you feel about using something like restraints in the bedroom?

I'm not interested.

I can see an upside to that.

Sooooo much fun.

I might use them on someone else.

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Have you ever been with two or more people on the same day but not at the same time?

Of course not!

In one day? Close, but no.

I sure have.

I don't work quite that fast.

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Have you ever been with more than one other person at the same time?

No, I'm not into that sort of thing.

I wish!

Yes, I have.

Maybe once or twice

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Some people argue that humans aren't meant to be monogamous. What's your stance on it?

We're definitely supposed to be monogamous.

I think it depends on the person.

If you're honest and open, then I don't think monogamy matters.

I like the idea of monogamy, but I can see an upside to playing the field, too.

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What do you think of the idea of a swinger's party at which everyone is swapping partners?

No, thank you.

That could be a little intimidating.

That sounds fantastic!

I'd definitely need a few drinks to handle that scenario.

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Would you ever sleep with someone who was physically beautiful but was just a terrible person on the inside?

No

Not intentionally

Well, yeah.

If they were super hot, maybe.

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Have you been in love with every person you've been intimate with?

Yes, I have.

Most of 'em!

No, I don't think love is necessary.

Some yes and some no

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If you go to another country on vacation without your significant other, is it still cheating if you have sex with someone else?

What? Of course, it is!

I'm pretty sure it is.

Nope. Once you leave the ZIP code you're free.

Not if you agreed to it first.

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Is talking dirty to a stranger on the internet cheating?

Of course!

It's shady, but not cheating.

Not really

Well, how dirty are we talking here?

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Would you ever be willing to perform a strip tease for your partner?

I'd feel kind of embarrassed.

I could do that, sure.

I already do that kind of thing.

Give me some time to prepare a good act.

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Do you ever discuss your sex life with friends or family?

Not in any detail.

Yeah, I talk to my best friend a lot.

Sure! I'm pretty open.

I'll talk about some things to some people.

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Would you rather have good sex or a good night's sleep?

The sleep, probably

I can get sleep any time, so ...

Sex!

I feel like I need the sleep more these days.

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Do you think there's too much sex on TV and in movies?

Definitely.

Well, it depends on the show or the movie.

No, I think there's just better quality and more realistic sex in TV and movies.

I think there's a lot, but I don't think it's too much.

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If you knew you'd never be caught, where would you most like to have sex?

On a cruise ship

The roof of a tall building

In the middle of a stadium

On an airplane

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Could you be in a romantic relationship with someone who had no interest in sex?

I could try.

It'd be super hard.

Not a chance

I don't think I could.

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