Hey Time Travelers: Which Era Should You Visit?

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It would be one thing to live in a time period other than your own. Visiting, however, doesn't seem like a huge imposition. Given that you've got a few weeks of unused sick days, which period should you visit for your vacation?

Which of these movies would you watch?

"Gattaca"

"Jurassic Park"

"Oktober"

"The Seven Samurai"

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What's your favorite TV show?

"Star Trek"

"Dinosaurs"

"War and Peace"

"Takeshi's Castle"

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What weapon would you want for the zombie apocalypse?

A ray gun

A war-beast

A canon

A katana

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Are you an animal lover?

I like animals.

Absolutely.

I'm uninterested in animals.

I like dogs.

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Are you interested in politics?

I like to see what form things take over time.

I hate politics.

Very

I like avoiding politics.

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What's your favorite sport?

Quiddich

I don't like sports.

Hockey

Baseball

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Do you like a good mystery?

I like diving into the complete unknown.

I like discovering new facts.

That's the best!

Mystery? Not so much.

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Are you okay with violence?

Nope.

I'm okay with animal on animal violence.

I love a good gunfight.

I like duels.

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How important is safety to you?

Pretty important.

Not that important.

Very unimportant.

I'll watch my own back.

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What languages do you speak other than English?

I speak emoji.

None

Russian

Japanese

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Are you optimistic about the future?

Yes, I am!

I try to be.

No.

As long as history repeats, we're all in good shape.

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Do you do any martial arts?

Venusian Aikido

Sambo

Shindo Muso Ryu Jodo

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What kind of art do you know how to make?

Photoshop

Cave painting

Nesting dolls

Flower arranging

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What continent is the best continent?

The moon!

Pangea

Europe

Asia

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Do you want to bring back useful information from your trip?

You bet!

Define useful.

Interesting, yes. Useful? No.

Personally useful, yes.

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Who is the best time traveler?

Captain Kirk

Ray Palmer

Doc Brown

Doctor Who

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How disciplined are you?

Average.

I'm good in a tight spot.

I'm not very disciplined.

I'm all about discipline.

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Do you need the comforts of the 21st century to be happy?

At least that, yeah.

Nope.

As long as I can have a little something to keep me sane, I'm good.

As long as people bathe, I'm happy.

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How's your etiquette?

I'm adaptable.

Terrible.

It's fine.

It's very good.

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Do you mind roughing it?

Yes, very much.

Nope.

I'll rough it a bit.

I don't mind doing things differently, but I want a roof over my head.

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Which potential unfortunate end bothers you the least?

Being vaporized

Suffocating in a hostile atmosphere

Being shot

Being crucified

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Do you plan on making friends where you are going?

Yes! Loads of them.

No way.

I don't think so.

I want to find mentors.

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What do you hope to learn?

What the 21st century accomplishes.

What pre-human Earth was like.

I want to find lost treasures.

I want to meet historical figures whose work I've read.

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Which souvenir do you want to bring back?

A blaftron transmitter

A dinosaur egg

The last Romanov

A Muramasa sword

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Do you want to monetize this trip?

Yep!

I'd like to sell things I find on the trip.

No, money is the root of all evil!

No, it's just for personal growth.

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Who would you like to bring with you?

My best friend

My professor

My fellow history buffs

My sensei

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Who don't you want to run into on your trip?

Normal people

Any human beings

Bourgeois people

Americans

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What would be the perfect vacation selfie?

Looking down from space

Riding a dinosaur

With Lenin

The middle of the Battle of Sekigahara

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Would you want to visit the same place in the present?

Maybe

Hell, no

Yeah!

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Will you need a vacation after your vacation?

No, I'll need to sit down and write about it.

Probably

It depends on how close I get to the action.

I'll want a little time off to take it all in.

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