Which State Matches Your Personality?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which State Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

You're a multi-faceted person, we know. You are truly an onion of layers that can be peeled back to reveal more and more of the beauties of your hidden depths. You may come across at a first meeting as very different from the person you truly are; indeed, you may simply suffer from crippling shyness or be really bad at social situations. You may also be someone who is very bad at expressing what you actually want, and thus your boundaries get crossed all the time even by decent people but without them knowing, meaning that your true personality is largely hidden.

Fortunately, America's states include many places that are enormously varied, and thus able to cater to your needs no matter what they are. Like people, America's states are multi-faceted. They can contain a very large cosmopolitan city only a few miles away from a great, empty wilderness. They could be home to some of the warmest people you'll ever meet, but still not be the easiest place to arrive as a newbie. They can be challenging in their topography, but very comfortable once you get to know them. That's why, whatever your personality, there is a state out there that is right for you!

How ambitious are you?
100%
Not very.
Fairly.
Not at all.

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Do you trust outsiders?
It depends.
No.
Probably not.
Yeah, I love outsiders!

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Do you like being around rich people?
I like it.
I do not like it.
I love it!
I hate it.

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How traditional are you?
Not much.
Extremely.
I am the very model of it.
About average.

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Do you love big sky country?
No, I hate the sky.
It's fine.
It's just too big.
I love it!

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Can you sleep in a noisy neighborhood?
Of course!
Maybe.
Probably.
No, I would eventually just die.

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Do you go mad if you don't have access to noodles at midnight?
How do people live like that?
Why would I need that?
I have servants to make me noodles, so it never comes up.
I would not need that.

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Do you adapt well to new situations?
Yes
Not really
Kinda
No

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Can you be out of touch without feeling antsy?
No
Usually
Occasionally
Yes

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Is a house a home without a dog?
Yes, sadly.
Not really.
Yes, a cleaner one.
No, that's a miserable hole of a house.

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How much time do you spend on the internet daily?
All day.
A few hours.
Most of the working day.
An hour.

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How important is money?
It's the second most important thing.
It's middling.
It's the most important.
It's not.

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How important is having your choice of at least two dozen churches?
It's nice, but not huge for me.
It's necessary.
It's neither here nor there.
That's too many.

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Are you a vegan?
Yes, of course.
Not really.
I dabble.
LOL, no.

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Do you have at least five snappy comebacks ready at any one time in case a creep bothers you in the street?
I have 100.
No, that sounds scary.
I have a couple.
I just shoot people like that.

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How house-proud are you?
Not very.
Maximally.
Fairly.
Not very, I've got dogs.

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Do you mind if your state government is woefully underfunded?
I prefer not, but I can deal.
I love that!
I hate that!
I don't know enough about it.

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Which holiday do you love most?
St. Paddy's Day
Christmas
Memorial Day
Fourth of July

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Do you think the Great Gatsby is actually quite aspirational?
A bit, yes.
Ew, no.
Yes, totally.
What is that?

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What drink calms you down?
Cosmopolitan
Wine
Cointreau
Beer

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What sort of person can you absolutely not bear to be around?
Bores
Heretics
Poors
Townies

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What sort of clothing is your idea of dressed up?
Pinstripes.
Nice dress.
Gown with diamonds.
Jeans without holes in.

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What sort of party do you like to attend?
Games night.
Bible study.
Cocktail soiree.
Barbecue.

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How important is fine dining?
It's very important.
Eh, it's OK.
It's the most important.
I hate it.

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Do you like to go out to a club often?
Yes, twice a week.
Once a year, sure.
Only if it's exclusive.
I hate clubs.

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Do you like to travel overseas?
Yes, monthly.
Maybe once a year.
Yes, three times a year.
Maybe once in a lifetime.

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How hot a summer is too hot?
Over 90F.
Over 105F.
Over 85F.
Over 77F.

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How big a car is too big?
Any car.
Large SUV.
A truck is too big.
The bigger the better.

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Do you like knowing everyone in town?
I hate it.
I like it.
I don't want to know the poor people, they're just so dirty.
Yes, but not too many of them, please.

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How important is being in touch with nature?
It's very important for visiting regularly, but that's all.
It's somewhat important.
It's not important.
Essential.

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