Do you have what it takes to survive the Litchfield Penitentiary?

By: Bri O.
Image: Lionsgate Television Tilted Productions

About This Quiz

If Piper Chapman can survive Litchfield Prison (thus far), chances are you can too. But then again, you might not make it out. Life in this lockup is totally unpredictable - do you have what it takes to survive? Play on to find out!

Do you believe anyone is capable of committing a felony?

Which jumpsuit color would look best on you?

Are you comfortable with nudity?

Do you have any dietary restrictions?

How do you feel about communal bathrooms and showers?

Are rules meant to be broken?

Do you have any "street smarts"?

If someone in a position of power over you offends you, what do you do?

How would your friends describe you?

What does "being resourceful" mean to you?

What's something you can't survive without?

Can you deal with having little to no privacy?

Are you a picky eater?

If someone were to urinate on your dorm floor for the purpose of revenge, what would you do?

How do you take the edge off?

Has anyone ever told you that you have anger issues?

How do you handle bad news?

Have you ever had to go an extended length of time without eating anything substantial?

Do you ever struggle to find motivation?

How are your social skills?

Do you have a support system that would help contribute to your commissary account?

Is sexuality fluid?

How many uses do tampons have?

Do you have a guilt complex?

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being most and 1 being least, how paranoid are you?

Have you ever been in a physical altercation?

Are you able to pick up on subtle nuances in a new group of people?

Do you enjoy reading and/or writing?

Would you rather stay busy or relax and enjoy your time?

Who's your favorite character?

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