How Dead Are You on the Inside?

By: Isadora Teich
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Dead Are You on the Inside?
Image: Dmitriy Bilous/Blend Images/Getty Images

About This Quiz

Some people say they are dead inside as a joke and don't really mean it, but for some people, it's not really a joke at all. It's not just a cute and quirky thing to say. It's a cold and dark way of being. Some people are huggers who pretend to be nice to everyone and love nothing more than getting a thoughtful card. You hate those people. When summer rolls around every year and everyone gets excited to work on their tans or work on their "beach body," you are already ready for Halloween. 

Being truly dead inside is more than just a lifestyle. It is an entire way of being. And not everyone can truly relate to it and understand it. It describes someone who is into the darker and deader side of life and doesn't have time to pretend to be anything they aren't. They have no interest in things that are cute, frilly, or pretty, and you won't catch them keeping up with trends anytime soon. Some people live for those warm and fuzzy feelings, but some people don't feel anything at all. 

Find out how dead inside you really are with this quiz. 

Which type of baby animal do you prefer?
Puppies
Kittens
Bats
None

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Have you ever worked a retail job?
No
Just once
I used to
I currently do

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What type of music do you like best?
Pop
Rock
Metal
None

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When is the last time you cried during a movie?
Within the past week
Within the past month
Within the past year or two
Never

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How much of your wardrobe is black?
A few staples items
About half of it
Most of it
It's all I wear.

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How much do you care about what other people think?
A lot
A healthy amount
Not very much
Not at all

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What genre of movie do you prefer?
Comedy
Romance
Documentary
Horror

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Are there different shades of black clothing?
What?
No
I'm not sure.
Definitely

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How do you take your coffee?
Cream and sugar
Sugar
Cream
Black

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How do you feel about the unicorn and mermaid trends?
Love them!
Used to like them
Hate them
I don't care.

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Do you make small talk with strangers to be polite?
Always!
When it matters
Not usually
No

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What would you rather do on a Friday night?
Party
Dinner with friends
A relaxing night in
Go to bed

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Do you often have dreams?
A few a week
A few a month
A few a year
No

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Which future event for yourself do you have planned out the most in your head?
Wedding
Retirement party
Divorce party
Funeral

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Do you like receiving flowers?
Love it!
Like it!
Not really
Hate it

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What do you hope your look says about you?
I'm fun and approachable.
I've got a little edge.
Leave me alone.
I don't care.

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Which drink do you prefer?
Fruity cocktail
Beer
Wine
Moonshine

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Why did you get in trouble most in school?
I never did
My grades
Being rowdy
Cutting class

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Do you like to travel?
Love it
Depends on where
It's not for me.
I don't see the point.

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Are you a hugger?
Yes!
With certain people
Rarely
No

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How much of a loner are you?
Not at all
I need some alone time here and there.
I need a lot of alone time.
My goals include becoming a hermit.

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Do you use emojis when you send texts?
Yes!
Occasionally
Not really
Never

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Which of these scares you most?
Letting people down
Societal decay
Dying alone
Making small talk

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How do you feel when people plaster their engagements all over Facebook?
I love celebrations of love.
I'm happy for them, as long as it's not too tacky.
Grossed out
Bored

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How do you feel about kids?
They are so cute!
Some of them are OK.
I don't want any.
I feel bad for them because they have no idea what's coming.

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Your Instagram is full of pictures of:
Your workouts
Your pets
Your food
Memes

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Have you ever sent back food at a restaurant?
Never
Once or twice
If it's a major mistake
All the time

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Which makeup look do you prefer?
Natural and glowy
Total full glam
Alternative
I don't care.

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How do you feel about intensely cute internet content?
Love it!
It's a love-hate relationship
It's not for me.
I can't stand it.

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How many philosophy books have you read?
None
Just one
A few
Many

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