Can You Fill in These Quotes from "Jerry Maguire"?

By: J.P. Naomi
Image: Gracie Films Vinyl Films

About This Quiz

If you had me at hello and can show me the money, then this quiz is for you! Test your skills now to see how well you remember these famous lines from "Jerry Maguire!"

"Show me the ______!"

This is one of the most famous lines of all time. It is spoken, and shouted, by football player, Rod Tidwell, to his agent, Jerry Maguire.

"You had me at _________."

This is another one of the most famous movie lines of all time. Dorothy says this line to Jerry.

"Congratulations, you're still my _______."

Rod says this to Jerry after a shouting match of "Show me the money" over the phone. Then he hangs up.

"I love you. You... you ________ me."

Jerry says this to Dorothy. Dorothy is portrayed by actress Renee Zellweger.

"I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he ________ is."

Renee Zellweger was born on April 25, 1969 in Katy, Texas. She began her acting career in 1992.

"Did you know that the human ________ weighs 8 pounds?"

Ray says this to Jerry while they are driving in the car together. Jerry responds with some sports trivia.

"Do you know that bees and dogs can smell _______?"

This is another piece of trivia from Ray as he rides in the backseat of Jerry's car. Jerry responds, yet again, with more sports trivia.

"Help me, help _______."

Gerald "Jerry" Maguire is portrayed by actor Tom Cruise. Cruise was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV.

"Maybe you don't. Because it's not just the money I deserve. It's not just the "coin." It's the... "the ______."

"Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the dollars too. The package. The kwan." This line was spoken by Rod, who tries explaining 'the kwan' to Jerry.

"This is going to _______ everything."

Jerry speaks this line to Dorothy. She replies, "Promise?"

"But if anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the ground floor of something real and fun and inspiring and true in this godforsaken business, and we will do it together! Who's coming with me besides ________ here?"

As he packed up his belongings from his office, Jerry also packed up his goldfish. He believed his fish had more integrity than his boss, after firing him.

"I just want to be ______."

Dorothy speaks this line. Renee Zellweger's first major role was in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation."

"My word is stronger than _______."

Jerry wants a signed agreement, but Matt Cushman sells him on just his word which, he describes as stronger than oak.

"Jump in my _________, the water's warm!"

Jerry Maguire was made on a $50 million budget. It grossed more than $273 at the box office.

"Maybe _______ shouldn't be such hard work."

Jerry Maguire was written, produced and directed by Cameron Crowe. Crowe originally wrote the script for Tom Hanks.

"I've had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a ____________."

Dorothy speaks this line to her sister, Laurel. Laurel is portrayed by actress Bonnie Hunt.

"It's not 'show friends.' It's 'show ________'."

Bob Sugar says this line. He is portrayed by actor Jay Mohr.

"I was inspired, and I'm an ___________."

Dorothy was an accountant who walked out on her job to join forces with Jerry Maguire.

"You tell me to eat ________, I'll eat ______."

Rod Tidwell says this line to Jerry. Rod is portrayed by Cuba Gooding, Jr.

"We have some very good news. This has just been handed to me. It's a memo that's signed, it's a contract guaranteed to the ___________ for four years, $11.2 million."

Roy Firestone speaks this line to Rod while on his talk show. Rod cries and rejoices and thanks everybody, almost forgetting Jerry.

"Shut up, ______ shut up..."

This famous line is spoken by Dorothy right before she confesses to Jerry that, "You had me at hello." He keeps talking but she decides to interrupt him.

"He just lost his best _______. I invited the guy over."

Dorothy speaks this line during the film. She tries to defend her actions to her sister, Laurel, who is very skeptical of Jerry.

At lunch, Bob says to Jerry, "I came here to ________. It's real. You should say something."

Jerry is beyond livid that his boss brought him to a restaurant to fire him. He did this so that Jerry couldn't make a scene - which he makes up for back at the office.

"Do you know that my next door neighbor has three _______"?

Ray and Jerry keep trading fun facts while they ride in the car together. Jerry is stumped by this line, and says that he can't compete with this one.

"I'll tell you why you don't have your $10 million. Because right now, you are a ________ player, you play with your head and not your heart..."

Jerry's quote continues, "...your personal life is all heart, but when you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who under threw the pass, who's got the contracts you don't, who's not giving you your love. That's not what inspires people. Just shut up and play the game with your heart."

"That's more than a ________. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie."

Jerry says this to Dorothy before their date. He thinks she looks stunning.

"So this is the world, and there are almost six billion people on it. When I was a kid, there were ________. It's hard to keep up."

Jerry is overwhelmed by the world and what he must do to survive and make money. He still feels like a little kid inside.

"I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle! I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me, I tell myself 'Get killed. Catch the ball!' BOO YA! Touchdown! I make _______ happen!"

Rod is trying to show his worth to Jerry over the phone. Jerry is trying hard to keep Rod on as a client. These two work very well together.

"I'm from Arizona, Jerry. I broke Arizona records. I went to Arizona State. I'm a __________, man!"

Rod began his career in college as a Sun Devil. He tells Jerry that he wants to finish his career as a Cardinal.

"How about a little piece of ________ in this world that is so full of greed and a lack of honorability that I don't know what to tell my son!"

Jerry Maguire was released on December 13, 1996. It was distributed by TriStar Pictures.

"A positive anything is better than a negative _______."

This line comes from a sign that is hanging in the locker room at the Cardinals' stadium.

"Dorothy, this guy would go home with a ___________ if it showed interest."

Laurel is slightly disapproving of Dorothy seeing Jerry. She doesn't believe he is in it for real love.

"I won't let ______ get rid of me."

Jerry says this line to Dorothy. He fears she will leave for San Diego, but he wants her to stay with him.

"Don't _______ at the beginning of a date."

Laurel gives this advice to Dorothy, and tells her it's better to cry at the end of the date. "Cry at the end, like I do."

"I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the _______ from a single mom."

It means to take advantage of a vulnerable woman. Rod says this line to Jerry, who catches his drift.

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