Can We Guess if You're an Army Veteran?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess if You're an Army Veteran?
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About This Quiz

There are numerous branches of the United States military. There is the Navy for those who like to travel and enjoy the sea, the Air Force for those who are into technology and like to fly, or at least like the thought of flying. And of course who could forget the Marines, who are undoubtedly the ultimate tough guys in the sandbox. But you look like an Army type of person to us. 

When it comes to the Army, you actually can be all that you can be. The Army is truly the ultimate fighting force of all of our military branches, and possibly in the entire world. It is the largest branch of the military and also has two reserve components, the Army Reserves, and the Army National Guard.

Were you in the Army? We all knew that you could have been a great soldier if you chose to be, but did you serve? We have devised a list of questions that all but ensure we can tell if you were a proud and loyal veteran of the Army, or if you're one of them peace-loving hippie types.  Take this quiz, and we can tell if you're an Army veteran, but first drop to the floor and give us ten.

Do you make a big deal about what you're having for dinner?
Yes, I love to cook.
I usually eat out.
I usually grab something on my way home.
No, I will eat anything.

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Have you ever slept in your car?
No, I can only sleep in my bed.
I have for a moment.
Yeah, I did it for an hour or two.
Yeah, I can sleep anywhere.

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Do you mind taking orders?
I hate it.
Not if they are given nicely.
I can handle it.
It doesn't bother me at all.

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How disciplined are you?
I am not disciplined at all.
Not very.
I do my best.
I pride myself in it.

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Are you a leader?
Of what?
No, that isn't my scene.
I can be.
Of course.

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Do you pride yourself on staying in shape?
No, I pride myself in how much pizza I can eat.
Not particularly.
I try.
Yes, I always stay in shape.

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Do you tend to stay out late and party a lot?
Well. Yeah!
Define "a lot."
No, those days are gone.
I never do that.

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Are you a hipster?
I would say so.
Not totally.
I don't even know what that means.
How about I punch you in the mouth?

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What do you use to get around in?
My bike or I walk.
My car.
My truck.
My Jeep.

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How patriotic are you?
I wouldn't say I was much at all.
An average amount, I guess.
I am pretty patriotic.
I am very patriotic.

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What is most important to you?
Good times.
Money.
A hot significant other.
Freedom.

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I am in the Army. Do you have my back?
I don't even know you.
If you're cool to me.
Within reason.
I sure do.

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What is your best quality?
Nothing bothers me.
I am kind.
I am charming.
I am driven.

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What would be a good job for you?
Landscaper
Salesman
Artist
Police officer

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What do friends say your worst quality is?
I am kind of lazy.
I am insensitive.
I party too much.
I don't know how to have fun.

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Do you like war movies?
I can't stand them.
Not really.
Yeah, they are cool.
No, they are fake.

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What type of predator would you be?
A snake.
A spider.
A bear.
A lion.

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How would you handle an altercation?
With my wits.
With my sense of humor.
With my fists.
By intimidation.

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Do you like working on a team?
No, I hate that stuff.
I can do it but it makes me uncomfortable.
I like it fine.
I love it.

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Did you go right to college after high school?
No, I took a lot of time off.
I never went to college.
Yes.
No, I had another way to get training.

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Do you look good in short hair?
Yes, but I hate it that way.
No, I look dumb.
I look great.
I guess so, I have never worn it any other way.

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What position would you play in football?
Kicker.
Quarterback.
Defensive line.
Offensive line.

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When was the last time you cried?
Last week.
Last month.
Last year.
I never cried.

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How tough is Chuck Norris?
I don't really know who that is.
Pretty tough.
Amazingly tough.
Ehh, I could take him.

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Have you traveled a lot for work?
No, I never have traveled for work.
I have a little bit.
I used to.
I have traveled tons for work.

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How do you chill out?
I sleep.
I play a game.
I work out.
I never relax.

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What makes you mad?
When my Internet goes out.
When my date blows me off.
When someone lets me down.
When I fail.

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How often do you smile?
All the time!
Often.
I think I smile a fair amount.
Not often.

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How many close friends do you have?
1
2-3
4-5
More than 5

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How neat do you keep your place?
It is a total mess.
Not very neat.
It is pretty neat.
It is spotless.

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