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Can We Guess Your Taste in Men by Your Taste in Taco Bell?

By: Ian Fortey

4 min

Can We Guess Your Taste in Men by Your Taste in Taco Bell?

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About This Quiz

What do Taco Bell and romance have in common? More like what don't they have in common? Is any fast food place more romantic than Taco Bell? Could any menu be more in touch with your innermost desires? Think about it - you have levels of spice from Mild to Hot to Fire. You can have it cheesy if you're into that sort of thing. You can go al fresco to keep it fresh. You can stick around for breakfast the next morning. Come on! It's like Taco Bell is built on a pile of nachos and innuendo.

Since it's so obvious Taco Bell is basically a gateway to your romantic soul and all things you find attractive, you may as well harness that knowledge and do something fun with it. For instance, did you know that if you were to give us a brief but detailed rundown on your Taco Bell likes and dislikes, we could accurately discern what kind of guy you're attracted to? It may sound like it stands in defiance of all that's right in the world, but it's true! Your taste in men and your taste in tacos are eerily similar. Take the quiz and see!

What's the single greatest thing Taco Bell ever put on their menu?

The Naked Chicken Chalupa

The soft taco

The Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

The Crunchwrap Supreme

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Are you a serious Taco Bell eater? How many soft tacos can you handle in one sitting?

There's one way to find out.

Let's keep it reasonable. Maybe three?

As long as there's hot sauce, I'll have a few.

I'll try five or six.

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Is there a particular meal during the day that you would most like to have at Taco Bell?

I love Taco Bell breakfast.

Lunch is always good.

Dinner is good.

You eat when you're hungry!

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When you're eating at Taco Bell, are you looking for a big meal or just a quick bite to eat?

I guess that depends on the day.

Just a reasonable meal is good.

A quick bite is great.

I expect to be satisfied.

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A taco comes with just lettuce, cheese and meat. How do you improve yours?

I want red strips, potatoes, jalapenos, everything.

That's just how I like it.

Lots of Fire sauce and jalapenos

Extra meat

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You like nachos, right? Everyone likes nachos! How do you like yours?

Nachos BellGrande

With nacho cheese

With salsa

With guacamole

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Taco Bell can give KFC a run for its money when it comes to preparing chicken. What's the best chicken dish?

Naked Chicken Chips

Chicken Soft Taco

Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller

Chicken Burrito Supreme

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When you have that early morning taco craving, you need Taco Bell breakfast. What will you order?

Breakfast Crunchwrap

Breakfast Soft Taco

Grilled Breakfast Burrito

Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla

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Sometimes you need something a little different when you're having dinner. What are you ordering?

Kit Kat Quesadilla

7-Layer Burrito

Quesarito

Mexican Pizza

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No doubt that your tacos are going to make you a little thirsty. Which drink would you pick?

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Pepsi

Brisk Mango Fiesta

Iced Coffee

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Is there even a point to having a taco with no cheese? Of course not! But which cheese is best?

Nacho cheese

Shredded cheese

Lava sauce

Three cheese blend

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You can go to any burger place in the world for plain condiments like ketchup. Taco Bell has hot sauce! What kind do you want?

Fire sauce

Mild sauce

Diablo sauce

Hot sauce

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Are you a burrito fan? Then which of these would you choose?

Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks

Burrito Supreme

Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

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Is there a specialty item on the Taco Bell menu that really makes you hungry?

Mexican Pizza

Fiesta Taco Salad

Chalupa Supreme

Crunchwrap Supreme

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No one wants to eat a taco all by itself, you need a combo. Which is the best one?

Breakfast Crunchwrap Combo

3 Soft Tacos Combo

Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Combo

The Grande Burrito Box

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A quesadilla is a pretty delicious snack or a meal, depending on how you're feeling. What's the best kind of quesadilla?

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Cheese Quesadilla

Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla

Steak Quesadilla

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You may not be down for a cheap man, but you can appreciate cheap tacos at Taco Bell. What would you pick from the Value Menu?

Three Cheese Nacho Grande Burrito

Cinnamon Twists

Spicy Tostada

Chicken Enchilada Grande Burrito

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Sometimes you need a dessert to finish up your meal. Which sweet treat works best for you?

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Cinnamon Twists

Caramel Apple Empanadas

Cinnabon Delights

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You need to fill that taco with something. What's the tastiest filling?

Refried Beans

Seasoned Beef

Shredded Chicken

Steak

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Steak is good when that seasoned beef just isn't cutting it. What's the best steak item?

Cheesy Steak and Egg Breakfast Burrito

Steak Soft Taco

Steak Chalupa Supreme

Steak Burrito Supreme

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You need a side dish with your tacos because that's just sensible. What's your favorite side?

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Chips and Nacho Cheese

Seasoned Rice

Pintos N Cheese

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When a normal drink won't do, maybe you need a frosty cold Freeze. Which one would it be?

Strawberry Skittles Freeze

Snapple Lemonade Freeze

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze

OrangeCream Pop Freeze

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Do you have a group of friends with you? You need a Party Pack!

Variety Taco Party Pack

Taco Party Pack

Supreme Variety Taco Party Pack

Grande Meal

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If you're looking to eat by the numbers, which of these numerical foods would you choose?

Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

Triple Layer Nachos

Nacho Cheese Doritos Double Decker Taco

7-Layer Burrito

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What's the cheesiest item you might find yourself craving?

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Cheesy Roll Up

Quesarito

Cheesy Potato Griller

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Taco Bell and junk food go so well together they actually make Taco Bell out of junk food! Which is the best one?

Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks

Cheetos Burrito

Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

Beefy Fritos Burrito

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You need to sauce up a taco if you're going to have a proper meal. Which is the best sauce?

Mexican Pizza Sauce

Salsa

Creamy Jalapeno Sauce

Guacamole

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Let's take a moment to remember all the items Taco Bell has had to retire. Which discontinued menu item do you wish you could try?

The Bell Beefer Sandwich

BLT Taco

Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme

Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito

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Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. What's the worst sounding thing they ever made?

Seafood Salad

Naked Egg Taco

Cinnamon Crispas

Naked Chicken Chips

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If you couldn't go to Taco Bell, where would you go?

KFC

McDonald's

Chipotle

Five Guys

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