Can We Guess Which State You Grew Up In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess Which State You Grew Up In?
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About This Quiz

Growing up in a place shapes a person the way a sculptor shapes clay. Some states are unforgiving and wild, encouraging rugged individualism. Some states sport huge urban areas where men and women of all stripes rub elbows, encouraging pluralism and tolerance. Still, other states are defined by their coasts, vast expanses of the sea that instill a sense of wonder and respect.

Each state has a unique combination of characteristics, like food, popular music, and how people get from place to place. A state is a lifestyle, from where and how you shop, to what sport you follow and what team you favor. A home state is a state of mind more than anything else; a lens through which we see the world and judge what happens in it. People who grew up in the countryside feel the value of wide open spaces and people who grow up in dense urban environments know that it is possible to be surrounded and anonymous all at the same time.

Answer a few questions for us, and we will triangulate the location of your home state from your vernacular, your tastes, your loyalties, and your lifestyle. We will predict the identity of your home state!

Why would an elderly person visit your state?
To see the theater
To sightsee
To visit friends
To retire

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What sport is your favorite?
Baseball
Skiing
Football
Basketball

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What season is your favorite?
Spring
Autumn
Winter
Summer

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What's the sort of weird news that comes out of your home state?
Celebrity news
Politics
Strange local laws
Disastrously drunk locals

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What's the most popular kind of car where you come from?
Toyota Camry
Subaru Outback
Ford F-150
Toyota Prius

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What do people typically wear on their feet in your home state?
Stylish dress shoes
Bean boots
Sneakers
Crocs

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What's the most common theme to colleges in your home state?
Highly intellectual
Very libertarian
Football crazy
Party schools

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When do tourists typically visit your home state?
The holidays
Winter break
Spring break
Summer break

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Does your home state's geography vary much?
We have coastal islands and inland mountains.
We're pretty much all lakes and mountains.
It's almost completely flat here.
It's flat, swampy, and pleasant.

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What is the most major city in your state known for?
Show business
Ski slopes
Big hats
Bikinis

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When is the nicest time to visit your home state?
Early spring
Late autumn
Winter
Summer

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What's the nightlife in your home state like?
The best in the world
Pretty subdued, unless you're on a college campus
Idiosyncratic
We party harder than anyone on Earth

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What is the most common preconception about your state by people who move there?
We're unfriendly.
We're liberal.
We're uneducated.
We're superficial.

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What's the most common reason people move out of your state?
They can't keep up with the pace.
They need more excitement.
Their jobs take them elsewhere.
They don't like the weather.

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What sort of TV show might be made about your home state?
A police drama
A sitcom
A soap opera
A serialized spy drama

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How would you describe the most notable stylish touch your state is known for?
Black clothes
Tie dyed shirts
Big hair
Wearing sweatpants everywhere

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Who conforms closest to the public perception of your home state?
Michael Bloomberg (who is actually from Massachusetts)
Ben Cohen (who is actually from New York)
George W. Bush (who is actually from Connecticut)
Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr. (who is actually from North Carolina)

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What's your favorite fast food joint?
Gray's Papaya
Brentford Square Fish and Chips
McDonald's
Chick-Fil-A

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What's your idea of Italian food?
A restaurant run by locals for generations
A pizzeria
Olive Garden
Pizza Hut

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Is there dim sum where you come from?
Of course, tons.
There's one place.
What's dim sum?
We have a few, but none are purely dim sum restaurants.

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Why would a young person visit your state on spring break?
To stay with friends in the most exciting place in the world!
To hit the slopes!
To drink on the beach
To party the night away!

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How spread out is your state?
It's not too big, but not small.
It's fairly compact.
It's really spread out.
It's very compact, horizontally.

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What sport can someone not take part in where you come from?
Water skiing
Beach volleyball
Rugby
Snowboarding

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Why would you leave your home state?
Tired of the grind
Need to warm up
If I wanted to see something different for a change
Tired of perfect weather all the time

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Who is a famous current resident of your state?
Bill Clinton
Bernie Sanders
George W. Bush
Pat Boone

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How healthy is the native cuisine in your home state?
It's usually somewhere in the middle.
Very healthy
Not healthy at all
Fairly healthy, if you don't drink.

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How would you describe the native accent of your home state?
A mix of the Irish and Dutch accents
We drop the T from a lot of words, with a glottal stop.
Warm
Honestly, it depends on which part you are from.

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What sort of drivetrain do most people have in your home state?
All wheel drive
Four wheel drive
Rear wheel drive
Front wheel drive

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If you moved away from your home state, and so did all the people you know and love, would you bother going back there?
Of course I would!
Probably
Not likely
Maybe a few times

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What industry is your home state known for?
Investment banking
Dairy
Petrochemical
Tourism

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