Can We Guess Which Drunk Stereotype You Are at Parties?

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Which Drunk Stereotype You Are at Parties?
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About This Quiz

BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL! Before you start listening to Jamie Foxx's song about blaming it on the booze or the patron, you should probably figure out what kind of drunk you are. 

As long as you're legal in your country, there's nothing wrong with enjoying a little drink. If you're into hard liquors, you might favor vodkas, rum, whiskeys, or gin. For those who can't drink them straight, you might mix them in with Coke, cranberry juice, or tonic water. For the cocktail lovers, you might be going for a margarita or a daiquiri. And if you're trying to get LIT, you might choose the combination of vodka, tequila, rum, triple sec, and gin in a Long Island Iced Tea. A few too many of these, and you're probably way past your threshold for being drunk. The question we really want to ask is what kind of drunk are you? 

Are you the sad drunk who can't help thinking about all their relationship troubles? You might call up an ex or hook up with someone new to get over them! You could be an aggressive drunk. When the alcohol hits your system, you can't help but get a little rowdy. Rather than a sad or aggressive drunk, you might be the happy drunk! After a few too many margaritas, you might become the life of the party!

Which drunk are you? Hopefully, you haven't had too many blackouts to answer these questions! 

Do you party a lot?
Too much
How much is a lot?
A moderate amount
No, I don't.

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Do you drink every time you go out?
Yes, it's a must.
Most times I do.
I try not to.
No

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Do you drink at home, when you're alone?
Sometimes
Rarely
Not really
Never

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How many times a week would you say you get drunk?
More than five times
Four times
Three times
Twice or less

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What's the earliest time of day you've ever indulged in some alcohol?
9 a.m.
Midday
3 p.m.
6 p.m.

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On a night out, which of these are you most likely to be involved in?
Pregaming
Beer pong
A game of kings
Shot drinking

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Where do you usually get drunk?
At a bar
In a club
At a friend's house
I never remember.

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What can you be found doing in the club?
Drinking, of course.
Flirting my butt off.
Playing some kind of game.
Laughing with someone.

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Who do you get drunk with?
Myself
A friend
A stranger
My partner

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What's your usual poison?
Whisky
Tequila
Wine
Beer

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How many drinks does it take to get you wasted?
12 or more
Eight to 12
Four to eight
Less than four

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Are you very flirty when you're drunk?
Not at all
I'm too flirty.
Sometimes
Not often

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Have you ever cheated when you were drunk?
A few times
More than a few times
Once
Never

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Would you say that you're very clingy?
Extremely
Kinda
Not really
Not at all

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How often do you puke when you get hammered?
Every time
Almost every time
Rarely
Never

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What are you eating when you get the drunchies (drunk munchies)?
Doritos
Pancakes
A banana
Ice cream

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Who takes care of you when you're drunk?
My partner or ex
My best friend
My sibling
I do.

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What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while intoxicated?
Fell on my face
Peed myself
Got into a fight and lost
Got arrested

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Has your drunk self ever been part of a physical altercation?
Once
A few times
All the time
More than a few times

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Have you ever been arrested while drunk?
Never
I came close.
The officers know me very well at this point.
Only a few times

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Have you ever called an ex when you were drunk?
Too many times to count
Once or twice
Never
A few times

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When you wake up the next morning, how do you normally feel?
Like a hot mess
Tired
Sick to my stomach
Fine

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What kind of drunk would you say you are?
An emotional one
An attention-seeking one
An aggressive one
A jokester

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Let's talk about the sober you. What word usually describes you?
Caring
Demanding
Passionate
Funny

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Are you very responsible?
Extremely responsible
Very responsible
Somewhat responsible
Not really

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Are you in a committed relationship?
Yes, I am.
I'm single.
It's complicated.
It's new.

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On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how argumentative are you?
3
2
4
1

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At events where you do not drink, what would you be found doing?
Standing in a corner
Getting someone's number
Having an intense conversation
Telling jokes

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Would you get drunk right now if you could?
No, thanks.
Maybe a little later
Just tipsy
Yes, I would.

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Do you regret any of the drunk decisions that you've made?
Everyone one of them
Most of them
A few of them
None of them

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