Can We Guess What Secret Lies in Your Heart?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess What Secret Lies in Your Heart?
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About This Quiz

Secrets define us. Why do we keep secrets? People keep secrets for many reasons. One of them is that we worry that if our secrets get out, other people will judge us. If we do this, people will change how they see us, and this could include people who we know well and love, and care about what they think of us. The truth is that when it comes to people who love us, most of the time the things we think are terrifying secrets about us are just facts they didn't know. When they find out about our secrets, it doesn't change how they view us because it's a drop in the bucket of facts that they use to imagine us. Another reason one might keep a secret is because one has done something one feels is morally wrong, or that one's cohort might view as immoral. Finally, there are outright crimes.

All secrets have one thing in common: we lash ourselves with them. We spend a lot of time worrying, chastising ourselves, even when no one else cares about or remembers our secret shame. The act of unburdening oneself of secrets is powerful, but it needn't be done by confessing to another person. It can be done by forgiving oneself, something only you can do for yourself. As to the fear someone knows your secret, we suggest you address it by taking this quiz, so we can guess your hidden secret!

How do you like to spend your weekends?
Away from where I work, relaxing
With friends, partying
Someplace quiet, with a book
With my gaming platform

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Where do you feel you are in terms of your career progress?
I hit my stride.
I'me still in the beginning.
I'm just starting out.
I'm well into my career.

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How difficult do you find it is to go into a doughnut shop and buy coffee, but not a doughnut?
It's impossible.
I can't do it, but I only eat half of it.
It's difficult, but possible.
I don't find it hard at all.

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How compulsively do you complete puzzles once you've started them?
Pretty compulsively
Not compulsively at all
No more than the average person, I guess
I can't stop myself!

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How often do you wear accessories that don't match, like a black belt with brown shoes?
Never. Who do you take me for?
Sometimes, when the mood takes me
Frequently
More often than not

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How disciplined are you about tidiness at home?
More than most, less than some
I'm totally crazy about tidiness at home.
I'm very messy.
I guess I'm slightly above the mean when it comes to tidiness.

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How important to you is your anonymity?
It's fairly important to me.
It's not very important.
It's not important to me at all.
It's the most important thing to me.

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How good are you at DIY around the house?
I'm awful at DIY.
I'm only okay at it.
I'm pretty good at it.
I'm almost a pro.

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What kind of TV shows do you prefer to watch?
Trashy reality shows
Sketch comedy shows
Sitcoms
Ghost hunter shows

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Which of these personal details would you most want to change about yourself?
A facial feature
My physique
My impulse control
My effectiveness

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How involved are you in local politics?
Very. I'm fighting against the militarization of police in our town.
Not much. I volunteer on Earth Day.
Not at all. Do real people do that at all?
Extremely. I lobby for progressive legislation in front of city council weekly.

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How do you prefer to get around?
In my SUV
On public transport
By taxi
On my bicycle

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What sort of live entertainment would you pay money to see?
Aging rock stars
A club night of live hip hop
A Broadway show
A Las Vegas stage show

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How often do you travel outside of the US?
Never
Once every few years
Only once in my life
A couple of times a year

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How much of your day is spent sitting at a desk?
70%
20%
30%
10%

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Do you wish you could spend more time around other people?
Absolutely
Probably
Can I opt for less time?
No, I'm happy with how much face time I get.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your overall happiness with life?
7. I'm totally satisfied.
3. It could be much better.
5. We're good, bro.
1. There's so much to do.

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How often do you take stock of your progress toward your dreams?
Once a year
Once a decade
Once every 6 months
Once a month

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Do you ever suffer from impostor syndrome?
I used to, in my youth.
All the time.
Never!
When I fail, I do.

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What is your party trick?
Downing a hot dog in startling speed
Impressions
Crushing beer cans with my forehead
Rolling up soda bottles

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Which of these movie genres do you like the most?
Romcom
Fish out of water comedy
Action
Period drama

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What's the thing in your life that you should really take a day off to organize, but you never do?
My clothes
My garage
My bathroom
My desk

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Imagine your dream car. What detail stands out to you the most?
The leather
The badge
The dashboard
The leg room

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How long have you been doing your current job?
More than a decade
A decade
Only a couple months
A few years

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In which of these US cities would you most like to live?
Chicago
San Francisco
Dallas
New York

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How do you like your comedy?
Edgy
Musical
Clean
Deadpan

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How many (living) plants do you have in your home?
3, all with names
1, and I think it's still alive but I can't tell
0
2, but I don't get much light in there

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How close are you with your extended family?
I have a couple of cousins I speak to regularly.
I see my grandparents whenever I can.
I don't talk to them at all.
They're too far away for me to see at all in person, so I use the phone and internet to stay in touch.

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How well do you remember your high school history lessons?
Not well at all
I only remember a few facts.
I remember nothing.
I can still remember it all.

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What kind of vacations do you prefer?
All-inclusive resorts
Singles cruise
Party destinations like Ibiza or Burning Man
Foreign sightseeing

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You Got: