Can We Guess How Many People You’ve Snogged?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Can We Guess How Many People You’ve Snogged?
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About This Quiz

Few activities are as much fun as a good snogging. It is free, it only requires one other person, and it is connected to other emotional rewards like love and intimacy. Some people do not engage in this sort of intimacy with other people until they find that one person with whom they want to spend the rest of their lives, even if that desire does not become a reality. Others, knowing full well that the odds of such a bull's eye are such a long shot, prefer to go through life enjoying whomever they are with, compiling a vast catalog of past lovers with whom they've snogged, either casually at parties, or in longer-term dalliances.

The sheer number of snoggees is neither here nor there when it comes to assessing a person. They can be the result of the environment as much as personal character or goals. The number of people you have snogged says nothing about who you are, directly or indirectly. Only with other factors considered could such information be used to extrapolate anything about your character.

We can't speak to your emotional needs or your tastes in lovers. We can't say for sure what sort of person you are. None of these things can be fully understood through a personality test. However, certain details can be gleaned if one asks the right questions. Take the quiz, and we'll guess how many people you've snogged.

1 BBQ The year is punctuated with traditional dinners. What is your favourite meal?
I like breaking the fast actually.
Christmas turkey!
I love a hearty shepherd's pie in the winter.
There is nothing like a summer barbecue.

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2 Coworkers How many actual relationships have you had with workplace colleagues?
None
One
Three
A half dozen or so

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3 Shopping When you hear that there is a major sale at your favourite shop, how do you react?
I don't, unless I actually need something.
I immediately find out what they've put on sale.
I make plans to buy the things I want from them!
I camp out for the sale to start!

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4 Club You are invited to a very cool private party at a very cool club, where you will only know a few people. What do you think about this?
I'm nervous about meeting new people.
I hope I'm lucky and meet interesting people and not bores.
I can meet some new interesting people! This is wonderful!
I can really cut loose here without anything affecting my reputation!

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5 Sisters Who have you identified as the person you know who requires a good deal of emotional labour on your part, every time you see them?
I don't know what that means.
There are people in my family who are that way. They always make it about them.
I have one or two "friends" like that, with whom I spend little time.
I have left all of those people behind.

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6 dinner party You are at a dinner party. What is your go-to conversation subject?
Chinese politics
Relevant history
Theater
Dance music

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7 relationship How have you met most of the people with whom you've been in relationships?
Pure luck, really
Through my closest friends
Through my vast social connections
Via a dating app

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8 Grocery Shopping Cooking requires planning. How do you shop for your food for the week?
I buy a few staples and then pick up things as needed.
I usually end up purchasing more than I need and have to invite friends over just to make use of it all.
I plan most of my meals and go out a couple of times a week.
I plan every meal in detail, buying exactly what I need and nothing more.

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9 Watching TV The stories we love say a lot about us. What sort of films do you like best?
Documentaries
Comedies
Romcoms
Period films

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10 Shower Our daily routines are a product of our priorities. When do you bathe?
Once, after I visit the gym, in the morning
Once, right before bed
Once, after I return home from work, and the second time in the morning, if the weather is warm
Once in the morning, and again when I return home

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11 building furniture Confronted with a piece of flat-pack furniture, what is the first step you would take in building it?
I'd lay out every piece on the floor so I can see it all.
I'd read the instructions thoroughly.
I'd read the inventory of the box.
I'd check that it was the piece of furniture I'd ordered.

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12 holding hands How old were you the first time you held hands with someone, romantically?
I was an adult.
I was 18.
I was 15.
I was 12.

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13 Hot Air Balloon What word best describes the romantic relationship you are currently a part of?
Nonexistent
Perfection
Relaxing
Exciting

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14 Making Friends Conversation is a skill. How do you feel when you have to meet new people, knowing you have to make up for those with no conversation?
Isn't that just how life always is?
I have zero patience for that and would just leave.
If I have to deal with it, I'll just try to make it quick.
Oh, no! I hate that! It's like pulling teeth!

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15 social What sort of person do you avoid?
People who are conventionally "cool"
Busybodies
Emotional vampires. They exist, metaphorically speaking.
I don't avoid anyone! All people have something interesting about them.

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16 Brave True beauty comes from the inside. What is your highest virtue?
I'm honest!
I keep my word!
I'm brave!
I'm kind!

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17 coin collection Not everyone collects things, but everyone has at some time. What have you collected, or currently collect?
Insects
Newspaper clippings
Coins
Little boxes

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18 Date Dating is like going on a job interview. How would you describe your dating style of dress?
I dress as though I'm going for a job interview.
I wear something that's not too conservative, but not too bohemian either.
I try to wear something cool, but if it isn't comfortable, I don't bother with it.
I try to express myself through the choice of a bold color in a fashion-forward design.

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19 Romantic Feelings about oneself can drive us to change or to double down. How do you feel about your romantic history?
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
I've kissed plenty of frogs.
I've faced a lot of disappointment, but I'm not going to let that stop me.
I've not hurt anyone, but I've been hurt.

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20 Bullied Which of the following is the biggest challenge you confronted and overcame?
I had a major family-related problem that dominated my life for years.
I fell out with my best friend.
I had some major professional troubles.
I was bullied as a teenager.

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21 going out with friends Do your friends know how many people you have snogged?
We never talk about it.
Yes, they know exactly how many.
I think they have some idea of the number.
No, and I'm keeping it that way.

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22 Best Friends How long have you been friends with your closest confidant?
Since we were 13
Since we were 10
Since we were 3
Since we were 17

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23 Snogging Where do you prefer to go to snog?
I have no preferences.
I like to do it in private, like in a car or at home.
I like to do it outside, in a park or on a beach.
I like to do it on the dance floor.

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24 looking in mirror Look in the mirror. Which of these is your best physical characteristic?
My nose
My eyes
My hair
My smile

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25 Interior Decor What have you done to make your home more conducive to romance?
I keep things very tidy.
I have very comfortable furniture.
I have laid things out so everything can be easily found, even in the dark.
I've made sure the windows can be totally covered.

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26 Dating What do you look for in a partner?
Sentience
Honesty
Kindness
A good sport

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27 long relationship Are you looking for a long term relationship right now?
Yes, more than anything!
If it comes, I'd be very happy about it!
I am, but I'm in no rush.
No! I'm looking for fun, not a ball and chain!

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28 Event What drives you to go out where you might meet someone new?
Nothing
My friends, usually
An interest in the event in question, not so much the people there
I do. I make myself go out and meet new people every day.

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29 dancing to music What makes you feel sexy?
Mood lighting
The right clothes do it every time.
Being able to show off my dance moves
Being told I am sexy

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30 Teens Did you have a curfew as a teen?
Of course I did!
No, not at all
Only until I was 14!
Yes, until I was 19! Thank heavens that's over!

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