Can We Guess How Many People You've Dated?

By: Pierre Roustan
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Can We Guess How Many People You've Dated?
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About This Quiz

The number of people you've dated in the past is a pretty good indicator of how good you are with relationships. Accept it. There are, of course, exceptions. Dating is a two-way street, and you can't help it if the person you dated for maybe a week suddenly wanted to move on, and now you're back in the whole bar-eharmony-Match.com mating game. However, something's not right! Either you're doing something wrong within yourself, or you're doing something wrong with somebody else.

It is what it is, of course! That's life. Relationships are a labyrinth, and there's no telling what will come your way. One thing's for sure - you can get a good indication of a person's willingness to change or a person's likability by how many people they've dated in the past. Maybe you're just generally picky? You might have anger issues, perhaps? Who knows. The important thing to accept is that you are who you are, and eventually someone in the big ocean of fish will be your catch of the day that hopefully will last longer than a week - perhaps a lifetime! 

Until then, we're willing to bet we can guess how many people you've dated in the past, simply based on your experiences. Give it a shot! Let's see how accurate we are.

Your date's a nightmare. What's your method of getting out of it?
I just bear with it until the very last minute when we're about to part ways. It's the polite thing to do.
I excuse myself for the bathroom and just quietly escape into the shadows, never to be seen again.
I text my sibling to give me a call, so I can pick it up and act like there's a natural disaster of some kind at home, so I have to cut the date short and skid out.
I fake an emergency in the middle of the restaurant.

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You just found your significant other cheating on you. What do you do?
Quietly sob. I then escort the other person out the door. I go back to my significant other and have a talk with him/her about the future.
I take notes for my next endeavor, not saying anything to my "insignificant other."
My jaw drops as I notice the other person is someone I dated a week ago.
I'll just join in on the "cheating"!

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What is your ideal date night?
A long walk on the beach after dinner at one of the finest restaurants
We both meet at the movie theater to discuss movie options. Then we proceed to watch the film. We then eat McDonald's and discuss our culinary tastes along with opinions of the movie.
Highly energetic. Go-Karts. Get your minds out of the gutter, please.
A speed dating session

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What did you not like about your last few dates?
They were mute. Like, literally.
Honestly, they just talked way too much.
They smelled like soup.
They wouldn't let me even touch them anywhere. There was a protective bubble over them.

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What's the most important thing to you about a person on a first date?
Honesty
Communication
Goals
Netflix and chill

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What's your favorite romantic comedy?
"Sleepless in Seattle"
"Bridget Jones's Diary"
"50 First Dates"
"Trainwreck"

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How long did your last relationship last?
All throughout high school
I think it was about four months?
A couple days
I left the next morning. Didn't come back.

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Do you believe in kissing on the first date?
It just depends on how the date goes.
I'd discuss it first and then consider moving to that next step either halfway through the date or at the very end.
Time for a tonsil massage.
Several tonsil massages are great.

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What pet name do you often use for your significant other?
Honey
Dear
Baby
Sugar

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What Valentine's Day present do you often send or receive?
Flowers
Candy
Cards
Naughty pictures

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What's your favorite food to eat with your significant other?
Strawberries and chocolate
Salad and breadsticks
Burger King
Shrimp-fried rice

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What is your ideal restaurant for a date?
Applebee's
Arby's
Old Country Buffet
Checkers

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Do you believe in double dates?
Only with good friends of ours
Double dating with strangers might be interesting.
The other couple has to have their own vehicle.
As long as we can "mix and match"

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What flavor ice cream do you like the most with your significant other?
Vanilla
Chocolate
Rocky road
Moose tracks

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Which book reminds you of your significant other?
"The Notebook" by Nicholas Sparks
"Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley
"The Time Traveler's Wife" by Audrey Niffenegger
"Fifty Shades of Grey" by E.L. James

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If you had to pick a particular Shakespeare play to watch, which play would that be?
"Romeo and Juliet"
"Twelfth Night"
"Much Ado About Nothing"
"A Midsummer Night's Dream"

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Which character from "The Princess Bride" do you identify with the most?
Wesley
Inigo Montoya
Princess Buttercup
Vizzini

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Which horror villain reminds you of you with your significant other?
Dracula
Frankenstein's Monster
The Invisible Man
The Wolfman

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If you were to ask a specific person to marry you, how would you do it?
I'd set up a flash mob with fireworks.
I'd set up a digital display at a ballgame, along with the camera on me to do the deed.
Quickly
I have no flippin' idea. Never thought about it.

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When did you start actually dating?
I was 16 years old.
I think I was ten.
My parents wouldn't let me date until I was out of college.
Preschool

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What is your kissing methodology?
Stare longingly into the other person's eyes, holding hands, then reach behind the person's head and caress their hair, drawing closer and breathing shallow as we press lips together and moan softly. Good, right?
I'd play just a little tonsil hockey to see how it goes.
It's about volume, not quality. Lots of hot pecks all over the face.
Start from the bottom and work my way up.

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What does "monogamy" mean?
Dating and being with only one person
Dating and being with only one person AT A TIME
Dating and being with several people SEVERAL TIMES SEPARATELY
A venereal disease

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What kind of person were you in high school?
I was the quiet, shy nerd.
I was a drama freak.
I was part of the student council.
I was a jock or cheerleader.

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Do you believe in divorce?
It's the bane of my existence.
Sometimes it's necessary.
I've been divorced once.
I'm Elizabeth Taylor.

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How many Meg Ryan movies can you name?
Oh, God - too many
She was in a few with Tom Hanks, right? "You've Got Mail" was one of them.
Quite a few
Wasn't she in that movie "The Doors," with Val Kilmer?

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Which Julia Roberts character do you identify with the most?
Anna Scott from "Notting Hill"
Erin Brockovich from "Erin Brockovich"
Laura Burney from "Sleeping With the Enemy"
Vivian from "Pretty Woman"

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Who's your favorite U.S. president?
Ronald Reagan
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Clinton
Donald Trump

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What is your most attractive physical attribute?
My eyes
My lips
My butt
My groin

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If you had to be a Ninja Turtle, which one would you be and why?
I'd be Leonardo, because he's such a loyal leader with good morals.
I'd be Donatello, given that he's analytical and smart.
I'd be Rafael for his quick wit.
I'd be Michelangelo, because I love to parteeeeeeeeh!

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If you were a vampire, which character would you be?
Edward Cullen from "Twilight"
David from "The Lost Boys"
Blade from "Blade"
Selene from "Underworld"

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