Buy Some Things at Spencer's and We'll Tell You How Classy You Are

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Buy Some Things at Spencer's and We'll Tell You How Classy You Are
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About This Quiz

It used to be that someone would have to set a dining table, put together a formal outfit, or choose a Halloween costume from The Johnson Smith Catalog to sort out how classy they were. Now we have Spencer's.
It's your kid's first day of school, in kindergarten. What backpack do you get them?
NASA Backpack
Slime Ghostbusters Backpack
Military Rollup Call of Duty Backpack
Black and White Boombox Audio Backpack

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It's your kid's first day of high school. What backpack do you get them?
Drawstring Harley Quinn Backpack
Convertible Batman Backpack
Boba Fett Backpack - Star Wars
Minion Despicable Me Backpack

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You've gotten drunk and wake up with body jewelry. Which one did you have put in?
Suicide Squad Harley Quinn Plugs
Gengar Plugs - Pokemon
NFL Denver Broncos Barbells 3 Pack - 14 Gauge
MLB New York Mets Dangle Belly Ring - 14 Gauge

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After your first escapade, you went out with the same friends and ended up agreeing to chest jewelry. Which one did you have put in?
Antique Effect Nipple Shields, 14 Gauge
CZ Gem Captive and Barbell Nipple Ring 4 Pack, 14 Gauge
Rainbow CA Nipple Rings, 14 Gauge
Screw Nipple Rings, 14 Gauge

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Your best friend is having a baby! What do you buy as a gift?
Character Heads Marvel Toddler T-Shirt
Whose [Edit: Breast] Do I Have To Suck Bib
Born To Shop 3 Piece With Faux Fur, on clearance!
Baby Feet Pregnancy Dangle Belly Ring - 14 Gauge

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Your college room mate is getting married to the person they've been dating since high school. What do you buy them as a wedding gift?
Batman Watch Bracelet - DC Comics
Deadpool Splatter Umbrella - Marvel Comics
Savage AF Visor
Erotic Mr. Pipik Ring Holder - Dark and Handsome

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You're going to visit Rome, which means having to go into a lot of churches. What do you need to bring with you?
Marvel Retro Trolley Case
Glow in the Dark Gargoyle Incense Burner
*itty Bar Snapback Hat
Extreme Spider Gag - Fetish Fantasy, because I want to pour that yummy Italian food into my mouth!

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Your incurably single colleague is having a housewarming. What do you buy them?
Gun Handle Boss Coffee Mug
Glowing Beer Pong Table - 6.5 ft
His and Her Formal Stemless Wine Glass 2 Pack - 16 oz.
Be My Bridesmaid Coffee Mug - 20 oz.

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Your sibling just lost a lot of weight and is holding a party to celebrate. You decided to buy a gift. What did you buy?
Attack on Titan Monopoly Game
Black Satin Chemise and Robe Set
Let That Sh*t Go Poster
Plus Size Seamless Halter Net Dress - Red

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Your boss's wife just passed away, and you can't make the funeral, so you buy him a present. What was it?
Blue Bubble Ball
Field Challenge Stationary Set
Laugh Face Emoji Beach Ball - 56 inch
Professional AF Desk Plate

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You're starting at a new office, and you want to get something to personalize your cubicle. What is it?
Newton's Cradle 7.25"
Desktop Plasma Ball
Illuminated Inflatable Chair
Day of the Dead Bookends

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Your mother and father are celebrating a milestone anniversary. What do you buy as a gift for them?
Natural Agate Clock - 4 lbs.
Harry Potter Twin/Full Comforter & Sham Set
Live by the Creed Assassin's Creed Fleece Blanket
Pot Leaf Bluetooth Speaker

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Your best friend has lost their job, moved house, and is starting over in a new town. What do you buy as a housewarming gift?
Blacklight Fixture - 48 inch
Oregano Storage Jar - 6 oz.
Blacklight Wonderland Poster
No Smoking Without Me Storage Jar - 3 oz.

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A local charity invites you to a "business casual" party. What do you wear?
Humping Reindeer Suit Jacket
Aloha Darth Vader Button Down Shirt
Aloha Darth Vader Button Down Shirt
Adult Blue Tuxedo Costume - Dumb and Dumber

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Your neighbors complain that the flag you fly in your lawn is too offensive. What do you replace it with?
Batman Logo Wall Banner 30 x 50 - DC Comics
Game of Thrones 30 X 50 Bolton Banner
I'm Speeding Cuz I Have To Poop Flag
@u$$y Wagon Flag

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You are holding a Fourth of July barbecue, in England. What do you wear?
Distressed Texas Flag Tank Top
The Rolling Stones American Flag Tongue T shirt
American Justice Natural Flag Cowboy Hat
Woman American Flag T Shirt

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It's your birthday. You serve drinks in what?
Daenerys Targaryen Game of Thrones Pint Glass - 16 oz.
Done Adulting Coffee Mug
Just One Overthink Overdrink Steel Flask - 8 oz.
Blow Me Shot Glass - 2 oz

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It's your birthday, you wear what shirt?
I Love Sarcasm T-Shirt
DPCTED Need More Tattoos T-Shirt
Middle Finger Hold This For Me T-Shirt
I'm Not a Dick Just Kidding T-Shirt

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What game is the game you plan on bringing out at a party at your home?
Collector's Edition Fallout Monopoly Board Game
'Did You Ever vs. Would You Ever' Bride-to-Be Game
Shot Roulette Drinking Game
Drunk Stoned or Stupid Game

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What game do you hope your hosts will pull out when you are a guest at their party?
Game of Thrones Risk Game
Telestrations After Dark Board Game
Lords of Cannabis Game
Pin the Junk on the Hunk Poster Game

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You take a date home for the first time. What home-item do you hope will really impress them?
Holy Water Beverage Dispenser
Murr Ferret Boy Impractical Jokers Action Figure
Light Up Boobie Beer Glass
Double Header Beer Bong - 36" White Blue

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What do you buy to wear to the gym?
Landscape Polaroid T-Shirt
Cheers to Beers and Bad Decisions T-Shirt
USA Drinking Team Tank Top
Nude Beach Life Guard Tank Top

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What would you bring on vacation to a party beach?
I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
Dirty Blanche Golden Girls T-Shirt
Lick Me 'til Ice Cream T-Shirt
Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian T-Shirt

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One of your parents is getting remarried. What do you wear to the ceremony?
Plaid School Girl Dress
Yoda Dress - Star Wars
Pokeball Dress - Pokemon
Flocked Mesh Open Cup Teddy with Pasties

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Your old pal has found religion. What do you buy them as a gift?
Jesus Juice Flask - 6 oz.
Cross Weed Storage Jar
Adult Priest Costume
Adult Plus Size Golden Bad Habit Nun Costume

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Your spouse wants something special for your anniversary. What do you buy?
Orange Summer Party Suit
Adult El Muerto Party Suit
Stormtrooper Suit - Star Wars
Cannaboss Party Suit

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What's your travel jacket?
Haikyu!! Karasuno Jacket
Deadpool Varsity Jacket - Marvel Comics
Diablo Varsity Jacket - Suicide Squad
Adult Bomber Jacket - Top Gun

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What swimsuit would you wear?
American Flag Monokini Swimsuit
Floral Corona Bikini Swimsuit
Pikachu Cami Bikini Swimsuit - Pokemon
Harley Quinn DC Triangle Cutout Bikini Swimsuit

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What do you buy your kid for their college dorm?
Lava Lamp - 27 Inch Blue Liquid Yellow Wax
Alchemy Dragon Poster
Marijuana Strain Periodic Table Poster
She Lifts Poster

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What mask do you wear to a costume party?
Head Cheeseburger Mask
Giant Schnoz Mask
Big Head Crying Baby Mask
Smirking Trump Mask

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You Got: