Build an Order From Taco Bell and We'll Guess If You'll Marry a Rich Person

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Build an Order From Taco Bell and We'll Guess If You'll Marry a Rich Person
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About This Quiz

When you're single, you often find yourself picturing a potential future in which you're happy and married and living your best life. We all let our minds wander now and then to consider the kind of person we might end up with; what they might look like and what kind of person they'll be. And while it may not be the most important thing to look for in a partner, whether or not they have money could be part of the fantasy, too. It's a fantasy after all, and if you're just pretending, why not imagine that they're rich?

The problem with just imagining these things is that they're all in the realm of pretend. You need some harder science to determine what your future holds. The kind of hard, crunchy science that can be provided by tacos. Not sure how those relate? Don't worry, it's a little hard to figure out, but it involves things like the way soft tacos and investment portfolios match up. The economics of Taco Bell and relationships is a curious field of study, but trust us when we say that if you build a Taco Bell order, we'll do our best to guess just how rich you're going to marry!

You're on a deserted island, and you can only bring one single Taco Bell item with you. It's the last one you'll ever eat. Make it count!
Crunchwrap Supreme
A Mexican pizza
One crunchy taco
One perfect soft taco

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If you can't be rich in money, you can be rich in soft tacos. How many could you eat at once?
I will stockpile tacos until the cows come home.
6 or 7
4 or 5
Probably 3 at most

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Taco Bell's big seller is the soft taco. They're great and all, but what other kind of taco would you like to order?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Rolled Chicken Taco
Double Decker Taco
Crunchy Taco Supreme

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A quesadilla is pretty delicious no matter who you are. What's the most delicious kind of quesadilla?
Steak Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Cheese Quesadilla

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If it's first thing in the morning and you're having breakfast, what beverage is helping you kickstart your day?
Mountain Dew Kickstart Orange Citrus
Maybe a Pepsi
Orange Juice
Coffee

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Eggs aren't the most traditional filling for a taco, but Taco Bell still serves them. What eggy item do you want most?
Steak and Egg Cheesy Breakfast Burrito
Naked Egg Taco
Sausage, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit Taco
Breakfast Soft Taco

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Breakfast isn't always about eggs. If you're looking for a filling, meaty breakfast meal, what are you ordering?
Grande Scrambler
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Steak Breakfast Crunchwrap
Cheesy Bacon Breakfast Burrito

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Potatoes are the best kind of vegetable money can buy, and that's a fact. What's the best potato dish?
Loaded Potato Griller
Spicy Potato Soft Tacos
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Hash Browns

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Taco Bell has a vast array of vegetables you can add to a taco. If you could just have one, which would you pick?
Tomato
Jalapeno
Onion
Lettuce

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Maybe Taco Bell doesn't have enough veggies for you. What would you add to your taco if it was an option?
Lime. Yeah, it's a fruit. Sue me.
Cilantro
Peppers
Corn

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You have four basic options when it comes to filling your Taco Bell taco. Which one is hands down the best of the best?
Steak
Beans
Chicken
Seasoned beef

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There are dozens of different styles of tacos that Taco Bell is missing out on. What kind should they add to the menu?
Barbacoa Steak Taco
Al Pastor Pork Taco
Fish Taco
Vegetal Taco

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If we're being honest, Taco Bell could add a whole bunch of other tasty dishes to the menu that they haven't yet. What else should they be selling?
Tamales
Flautas
Huevos Rancheros
Chilaquiles

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Whatever you're eating at Taco Bell needs sauce because the sauce is where it's at. What is the best sauce?
Creamy Jalapeno Sauce
Guacamole
Mexican Pizza Sauce
Sour cream

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You know another name for money? Cheddar. What cheesy menu item do you like the most?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheesy Roll Up
Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce

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Rice is one of the most widely consumed foods in the world, so how can you not order it at Taco Bell? Which of these rice dishes would you order?
Quesarito
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Black Bean Burrito

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Taco Bell has a fine selection of specialty items if you're not down for regular tacos or burritos. What's the best one?
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
Fiesta Taco Salad
Double Chalupa

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When you're traveling abroad, you could hit up some international Taco Bells and order some more exotic fare. What sounds best?
Beefy Cheddar Cheetos Crunchwrap Slider
BBQ Pork Quesadilla
Banana and Chocolate Banurrito
Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito

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If you're a chicken fan, you have a plethora of options. Which of these is the best one?
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Naked Chicken Chips
Chicken Burrito Supreme
Chicken Soft Taco

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You're going to want a nice, frosty beverage when you're enjoying your tacos. What kind of Freeze would you like?
Rockstar Punch Freeze
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Green Apple Freeze
Strawberry Skittles Freeze

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How many tortillas is too many tortillas? Probably three. So which item that's made with two tortillas would you choose?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Double Decker Taco
Quesarito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito

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Mild food is fine sometimes, but you need the spice in your life! Which of these is your spicy favorite?
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Spicy Double Chalupa
Spicy Potato Soft Taco

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Are you a steak fan? Then you should pick your steak-filled favorite. Which of these would it be?
XXL Grilled Stuft Steak Burrito
Steak Burrito Supreme
Steak and Egg Cheesy Breakfast Burrito
Grilled Steak Soft Taco

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Pour out a drink for the Taco Bell items we've lost over the years. Which one of them do you wish you could bring back?
The Bell Beefer Sandwich
Black Jack Taco
BLT Taco
Seafood Salad

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You deserve a sweet treat for dessert. Which of these would it be?
Cinnamon Twists
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Caramel Apple Empanada
Cinnabon Delights

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A taco usually comes with just meat, lettuce, and cheese. What extras would you add to yours?
Red Strips
Fritos
Jalapenos
Rice

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Just because you're hoping to marry rich doesn't mean you can't eat cheap. What would you pick from the Dollar Cravings menu.
Triple Layer Nachos
Beefy Mini Quesadilla
Cheesy Roll Up
Cinnamon Twists

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Chips and dip are always a good snack. What's your dip of choice?
Pico de Gallo
Guacamole
Nacho Cheese
Salsa

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You could just eat some tacos, but don't you want some sides? Which one would you pick?
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Pintos N Cheese
Cheesy Roll Up

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Sometimes the only thing that will hit the spot is a burrito. What's the best kind of burrito?
7-Layer Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Burrito Supreme
Bean Burrito

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You Got: