Build An All-Black Outfit And We'll Give You A Goth Name

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build An All-Black Outfit And We'll Give You A Goth Name
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About This Quiz

The term "Goth" comes from the gothic tradition, which has its roots in old words that refer to Germanic or Teutonic peoples (that is, Visigoths). It also refers to a type of novel - gothic - that is usually a tome of horror set in a realm full of demons, or at the very least a scary mansion or some such. In architecture, it means pointed and arched windows, flying buttresses and small panes of glass that slightly distort whatever is on the other side. 

However, when it comes to people, Goth used to mean being barbarous and outside of civilization. It meant someone who has forsaken the niceties of things like laws and not enslaving everyone they come across just for fun - someone who might raid a village or pillage a town. 

While it has now lost the more extreme connotations, the term has maintained the sense of a person who walks outside the conventions of society. They don't care what so-called "normies" think and they're not interested in amassing meaningless consumerist markers of supposed "success" like being conventionally pretty, having a monogamous marriage, owning a home or putting money into a 401(k). They dwell on dark subjects that make the mainstream uncomfortable, like death and torture, and they read Edgar Allan Poe like he's going out of style. Most of all, they dress for the role of truth-telling, conformity-busting party-pooper, in all black. So tell us what your Goth costume involves and we'll help you select the most Goth name you can possibly imagine!

Let's start with the basics. Underwear. What have you got on?
Silky Black Panties.
Black boxer briefs.
Nothing. ;)
Just regular underwear.

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What socks have you got on?
Black army socks.
Black socks with little circuit patterns printed on them.
Knee high stockings
Gold toe black socks.

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What are your every day shoes?
Black army boots.
Black platform army boots with chrome trim.
Black Kitten Heels.
Flats

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What is your go-to fancy clothes?
Slick Black Suit.
Long flowing black dress.
I don't care so long as there is black and lace involved.
I try to avoid them at all cost.

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What coat do you wear in the winter?
A black leather trenchcoat.
A black raincoat.
A black peacoat.
A black winter coat.

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What coat do you wear the rest of the time?
A black duster.
A black sleeveless raincoat.
A black cloak.
A plain black blazer.

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What shirt do you wear in the winter?
A black long sleeve flannel shirt.
A black t-shirt with nothing on it.
A black dress shirt with a nehru collar.
A black blouse with tons of frills!

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What shirt do you wear in the summer?
Black t-shirts with images on them.
Black t-shirts with ironic geek stuff on them.
A black dress shirt with a black cravat.
I never wear t-shirts I am all for the dresses and skirt!

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Do you wear a layer between your coat and your shirt, in the winter? If so, what is it?
A black flannel shirt
A black hoodie
A black vest
A black blazer

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What piece of facial jewelry do you want?
An eyebrow ring.
A nose ring.
A tongue ring.
An earring.
I have all of these.

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What jewelry do you wear on your hands?
Several full finger rings.
A nail ring that doubles as a stylus.
A black wedding band.
Just my class ring.

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What is your piece of statement jewelry?
A full finger ring in the shape of a dragon with black eyes.
A bracelet that is a black charging cable for my phone.
A silver chain with a black skull hanging from it.
My class ring.

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What words or images are on your favorite shirt?
"F the world"
"Resist"
An image of a Austrian castle.
A|X

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Pick a piece of technology to add to your outfit. What is it?
A compass.
A tablet computer.
A pendulum.
An iPhone.

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What symbol will you have either tattooed or as a patch on your clothes?
A flaming dragon.
A yin yang.
An ouroboros.
Some Fairy Creatures.

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What kind of glasses will you wear?
Black Lennon Style sunglasses.
Black framed eye-ease glasses.
Steam punk glasses with flip on shades.
Black framed Warby Parkers.

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What gloves do you want?
Black biker gloves.
Black finger-less gloves in leather.
Black lace.
Black dress gloves in leather.

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What is your jacket made of?
Leather.
Lace.
Velvet.
Polyester.

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What are your trousers made of?
Leather.
Polyester.
Crushed linen.
Cotton.

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What kind of trousers do you want?
Black leather.
Black hakama.
Black brocade.
Black suit pants.

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What kind of jacket do you want?
Black leather biker jacket. Old school. With a little plastic skeleton hanging from one shoulder.
A snug black leather jacket with a pocket for my bluetooth headphones.
A black cutaway.
A black shrug

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What kind of bag do you carry?
A black leather backpack with lots of silver zips and buckles.
A black clutch with an embellished bow.
A black weekender bag, in soft leather.
A big black purse with tons of lace detailing!

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What do you wear on your head/in your hair?
A hair tie with a silver button on it, and a feather.
A simple black hair tie for my man bun.
A fancy black hat!
Other.

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What arm bracer do you want?
Just plain black leather.
Black leather with a bluetooth keyboard mounted on it, so I can control my PS4 from afar.
Soft leather with a silver skull on it.
I'd rather not wear one.

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What kind of wallet do you carry?
A black hip wallet.
A trifold wallet with RFID blocking, in black.
A clutch
A black cellphone wallet.

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What timepiece do you want?
A black sun dial.
A smart watch, in black.
A pocket watch in all black.
A pilot watch with a black face.

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What are your dress shoes?
Black army boots.
Silver strapped "fetishy" boots.
Black, lace-up dress shoes.
Black peak toed shoes.

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What temporary tattoo do you have on your arm?
A tribal design.
A digital interpretation of a skull, in ones and zeroes.
An ankh.
Other.

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Do you wear a layer between your coat and your shirt, in the summer? If so, what is it?
Yeah, it's a black flannel shirt.
It's a black nylon rig for holding my devices.
A black leather holster for my wooden stake.
No.

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What optional outfit item do you want to wear?
Black greaves.
Black military knee pads.
Black and silver chains with the symbol of The Camarilla, around my neck.
A black hip wallet with a chain.

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