Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Ideal Haircut

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Ideal Haircut
Image: Fernando Fernández Baliña/Moment/Getty Images

About This Quiz

Life is too short to not do things that make you feel good about yourself.  Two of the best things you can do for yourself include getting a snazzy new haircut and getting some snazzy new Taco Bell.  And you may already be doubting how these two things are connected, but that's just because you haven't really gotten deep into the beans and cheese of haircut psychology.  

Are you a traditionalist with soft tacos and bangs?  Are you living life on the edge with a Fiery Doritos Locos Taco and a Mohawk?   Do you take no prisoners with a Kit Kat Chocodilla and an old school perm?  There's a lot to unpack here, and all of it could use a little hot sauce.  Or hot oil treatment.

If you're a master of the Taco Bell menu but aren't 100% sure just what haircut suits you best, then step up to the gordita place and take this quiz.  Share with us your opinions on queso, chipotle sauce and hard shells vs soft shells and we'll share with you the one haircut that will absolutely make you look stunning the next time you need to go out for a Double Chalupa with a side of Cinnamon Twists. 

What's the one thing you order more than anything else from Taco Bell?
Soft Taco
Crunchy Taco
Bean Burrito
There is no "one" thing.

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What sauce do you need on a taco?
Mild Sauce
Hot Sauce
Guacamole
Do they still do Diablo sauce?

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What toppings do you like on a taco?
Cheese and lettuce
Sour cream and tomato
Refried beans and guac
How much stuff can I get?

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What's the ultimate side to go with a taco?
Cinnamon Twists
Another taco
Nachos
All of the above

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What's the best kind of burrito?
Bean and Cheese
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Burrito Supreme
7-Layer Burrito

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What do you like most inside your quesadilla?
Just cheese
Steak
Shredded chicken
Kit Kat

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What veggie needs to be on a taco?
Lettuce
Onion
Tomato
Potato

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What's the best kind of cheese you can get at Taco Bell?
Just regular cheese
Nacho cheese sauce
Three-cheese blend
Lava sauce

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What's the tastiest sweet treat you can get at Taco Bell?
Cinnamon Twists
Cinnabon Delights
Caramel Apple Empanada
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze

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You've only got one dollar to spare. What do you buy off the dollar menu?
Cheesy Roll Up
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Spicy Tostada
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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What would you want most from the Taco Bell breakfast menu?
Cinnabon Delights
Grilled Breakfast Burrito
Breakfast Soft Taco
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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If you're looking for a vegetarian option, what do you order?
Pintos 'N Cheese
Black Bean Burrito
Spicy Tostada
7-Layer Burrito

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Sometimes you need something bigger than a taco. What massive menu item do you choose?
Power Menu Bowl
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Fiesta Taco Salad
Crunchwrap Supreme

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Taco Bell is infamous for crazy food items. Which one sounds best to you?
Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch
Cheetos Burrito
Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito
Naked Chicken Chalupa

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What kind of shell makes for the best taco?
Soft
Crunchy
Gordita
Naked Chicken

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What's the most underrated sauce you can get on a taco?
Avocado Ranch Sauce
Red Sauce
Pico de Gallo
Mexican Pizza Sauce

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Sometimes Taco Bell tweaks the recipe for a crunchy shell. Which shell was the best?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
BlackJack Black Shelled Taco

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What's the go-to protein to get in your taco?
Beans
Beef
Chicken
Steak

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What kind of meat does Taco Bell not have on the menu that you wish they did?
The menu's good the way it is.
Fish
Pork
Chorizo

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What menu item do you just not understand?
Hash browns
Cinnabon Delights
Mexican Pizza
Everything makes perfect sense to me.

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They say location is everything, so what location is the best for eating a taco?
At home
In the car
In the restaurant
Hey, anyplace is good.

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When do you crave Taco Bell the most?
Dinner
Breakfast
Any time is good.
Midnight snack

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What do you dip your nachos in?
Salsa
Nacho Cheese
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo

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You're going to get parched eating those tacos, so what will you order to drink?
Just water
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Some kind of fountain drink
I have beer at home.

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Not every Taco Bell item is a folded tortilla. What oddly shaped item makes you hungry?
Fiesta Taco Salad
Mexican Pizza
Spicy Tostada
Crunchwrap Supreme

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What level of spice do you like?
Mild Sauce
Hot Sauce
Fire Sauce
Diablo Sauce

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If you were having a junk food extravaganza, what other fast food would you have with your tacos?
Pizza
Burgers
Chinese
Fried Chicken

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What item does Taco Bell need to add to its menu?
Chilaquiles
Chimichangas
Chiles Rellenos
Tamales

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How many soft tacos can you handle in one sitting?
One or two
If I had to? Maybe 5?
Three or four
How many do you got?

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You can add a lot of extras to a taco. Which one speaks to you the most?
Red Strips
Potatoes
Rice
Fritos

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You Got: