Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Rank in the Military

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Rank in the Military
Image: Mark Edward Atkinson/Tracey Lee/Getty Images

About This Quiz

At first glance, it may be hard to see the connection between Taco Bell and the military, but you's better believe it's there. Sure, anyone can technically walk into a Taco Bell and place an order for a chalupa and a burrito and it won't necessarily mean anything, but there's something to be said about the kinds of orders people make when they're there. Every little thing you do in life sheds some light on who you are and how you think. And when it comes to ordering a meal from Taco Bell, when there are literally dozens of choices and combinations you could make, there's a lot more psychology on display than most people realize. In fact, there's so much going on there that we can use that information to map out the sort of military career you might have. After all, how you proceed through the ranks is also based on the kind of person you are, the choices you make and how you handle different situations. 

If you're curious about where you'd rank in the military, help us construct the perfect Taco Bell order for yourself and we'll take all those answers and figure out your military destiny. Take the quiz and see!

You don't "just" order a taco at Taco Bell. What kind of taco are you getting?
Crunchy tacos
Chicken soft tacos
Soft taco supreme
Steak soft taco supreme

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You don't need to order a taco at Taco Bell. You could have a burrito! Pick the best one.
Quesarito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Bean Burrito
7-Layer Burrito

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You can add everything but the kitchen sink to a taco. What one topping is your must-have?
Sout Cream
Jalapenos
Cheese
Guacamole

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Are you ordering dessert?
Cinnabon Delights
They still sell that Kit Kat quesadilla?
I'll have some cinnamon twists.
No time for dessert, I'll take more meat and cheese.

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You like cheese, right? What's the ultimate cheesy item?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Quesarito
Cheesy Roll-Up
Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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What's the bets time of day to hit up a Taco Bell?
Dinner
Breakfast
Lunch
Whenever the mood strikes

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You're an adult and no one can stop you from mixing your fast food. What other restaurant's cuisine pairs perfectly with Taco Bell?
KFC
Pizza Hut
McDonald's
Chipotle

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Sometimes you're so hungry it seems like you can never eat enough. How many tacos could you pack away before you couldn't have another bite?
I'm taking down 8 at least.
5 or 6
Maybe 3 or 4
Why can I only eat tacos in this scenario?

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Let's take a moment to remember the Taco Bell menu items of yesterday. Which discontinued item do you want back?
Bell Beefer Sandwich
Volcano Taco
BLT Taco
Enchirito

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Let's face it, Taco Bell does some weird stuff sometimes. What was the weirdest of the weird?
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Black Jack Taco
Seafood Salad
Naked Egg Taco

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How do you sauce your taco anyway?
I don't need any sauce packets
Fire sauce
One pack of mild sauce
Hot sauce applied liberally

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When you have that big hunger, what bulky menu item are you trying?
Crunchwrap Supreme
Nachos BellGrande
Taco Salad
Mexican Pizza

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If you like potatoes, Taco Bell has your back. Pick a potato!
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheesy Potato Griller
Hash Brown
Spicy Potato Soft Taco

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Not all sauce comes in packets. What's the best sauce you can get them to add to your meal?
Guacamole
Mexican Pizza Sauce
Spicy Ranch
Pico de Gallo

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Bulk up that taco! Pick some add ons that will give you more bang for your buck!
Jalapenos
Potatoes
Three-Cheese Blend
Black Beans

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Not all quesadillas are created equal. Which kind is the one for you?
Quesarito
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Cheese
Steak

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What style of taco is the most appealing to you?
Supreme
Fresco
Meatless
I think they're fine the normal way

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Sometimes you need something spicy, like right now! Pick one.
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Spicy Tostada

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Start your day with a bang. Pick your Taco Bell breakfast!
Grande Scrambler
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Breakfast Quesadilla
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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All those tacos have to be making you thirsty. What are you drinking?
A Freeze
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Any fountain drink is fine
All I need is water

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No one is going to eat just plain chips. What are you dipping yours in?
Salsa
Guacamole
Cheese
Pico de Gallo

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Save time and money by ordering a combo!
3 Crunchy Taco Supreme Combo
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito Combo
3 Soft Taco Combo
Cheesy Gordita Crunch Combo

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When you only have the change in your car on you, you have to order off the value menu. Pick the tastiest, low-cost option.
Beefy Mini Quesadilla
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos

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If one tortilla is good, then two must be better. Pick the best doubled-up treat.
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Quesarito
Cheese Quesadilla
Double Decker Taco

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If you don't feel like holding your food in your hand, there are some bowls available. Which one do you want?
Mini Skillet Bowl
Pintos N Cheese
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Power Menu Bowl

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A proper meal has a side dish. What's yours going to be?
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Pintos N Cheese
Chips and Salsa
Black Beans and Rice

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Taco Bell has teamed up with some junk-food giants. What junk food menu item is the best?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesdailla
Cheetos Burrito
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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Not everything on the Taco Bell menu makes sense when you just hear the name. Which of these vaguely-named items is best?
Meximelt
Crunchwrap Supreme
Power Bowl
Chickstar

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Taco Bell around the world has some incredible options you won't find in America. What sounds the most tempting?
BBQ Pork Quesadilla
Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito
Chocodilla
Shrimp and Avocado Burrito

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It's time to make a decision, soldier. You can only eat one thing from Taco Bell ever again - what's it going to be?
Crunchwrap Supreme
7-Layer Burrito
Soft Taco
Mexican Pizza

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You Got: