Build a Taco Bell Order and We’ll Guess What Move Is Most Likely to Seduce You

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We’ll Guess What Move Is Most Likely to Seduce You
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About This Quiz

When it comes to seduction, is any restaurant more on its game than Taco Bell?  All that seasoned beef.  That gooey cheese.  Those saucy little packets of sauce!  Come on now.  Taco Bell knows exactly what it's doing and that's half the reason it's so popular.  Burger joints wish they had the game that Taco Bell has.

There's an inherent sexiness to Taco Bell, for sure. But Taco Bell alone probably can't seduce you.  You need a little more effort than that. You need some kind of moves.  Moves always work.  So what if we told you that if you run down your perfect Taco Bell order for us, we can actually tell you the way to your heart?  All we need to know is a little bit about your preferences when it comes to cheesy, bean-filled burritos.  Tell us your quesadilla dreams.  Regale us with the story of your first crunchy taco.  We'll use our patented seduction-science techniques to cross-reference your choices with tried and true seduction methods and come up with the one, true method of seducing you that's guaranteed to work every single time.  We're that good.  Take the quiz and see for yourself!

Your date takes you to Taco Bell. What do you order?
Soft Taco
Crunchy Taco
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Mexican Pizza

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Sometimes you need to make it a little hot and spicy. What's bringing the heat for you?
Hot sauce packets
Chipotle Sauce
Spicy Double Chalupa
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

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Seduction is all about making the perfect pairing. Which pair of Taco Bell items is best?
Two soft tacos
Soft taco and a crunchy taco
Crunchwrap Supreme and nachos
Mexican Pizza and a bean burrito

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Two straws in one drink is kind of romantic, isn't it? What drink are you sharing?
Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Iced Coffee
Can we both have a beer?

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The best way to show how sweet you are is with something sweet. What's your dessert choice?
Cinnamon Twists
Cinnabon Delights
Caramel Apple Empanada
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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Cheese is your friend, and don't ever forget it. What kind of cheese will make it a night to remember?
Good old fashioned grated cheese
Nacho cheese sauce
Three-cheese blend
Lava sauce

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It's hard to look sexy eating tacos, but it can probably be done. Unless you eat too many tacos. How many are too many?
More than two
More than four
More than six
Seems like eating as much as you can would be impressive

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You and your special someone go together like Taco Bell and junk food. What Taco Bell/junk food pairing was best?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheetos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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If things get too hot, you need to cool it right down with a Freeze. Pick the best one.
Snapple Lemonade Freeze
Skittles Freeze
Skittles Freeze
Airheads White Mystery Freeze

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Chicken is always a safe bet for deliciousness. What chicken item is the tastiest?
Chicken Soft Taco
Chicken Chalupa Supreme
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Naked Chicken Chips

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You need to get your veggie fix in any good taco. Pair some up for the perfect match.
Lettuce and tomato
Tomato and onion
Lettuce and guacamole
Guacamole and jalapeno

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Is there any word sexier than "beefy?" What beefy treat is best?
Beefy Mini Quesadilla
Beefy Nacho Griller
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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Steak has a degree of sophistication to it. What steak-filled item is the one for you?
Steak soft taco
Steak quesadilla
Steak Gordita Supreme
Fiesta Taco Salad with steak

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Some Taco Bell items pair a tortilla with a second tortilla. Which one does it best?
Double Decker Tacos
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Quesarito

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When you add cheese to anything, it becomes about five times better. What cheesy choice is best?
Cheesy Roll Up
Cheese Quesadilla
Nacho Cheese Dip
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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There's something enticing about a little mystery, isn't there? Which of these mysteriously named items sounds best?
Crunchwrap Supreme
Power Menu Bowl
Meximelt
Naked Chicken Chips

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If you have no chemistry, there can be no seduction. Which Taco Bell item has no game at all and is not something you'd want to try?
Naked Egg Taco
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Cheesy Roll Up
Caramel Apple Empanada

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The tortilla is the key to a good taco or burrito. Which tortilla choice is the one for you?
Soft Tortilla
Crunchy Tortilla
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco Shell
Gordita Wrap

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Look at all the things Taco Bell lets you add to a taco! Pick the perfect pair of add-ons!
Three-Cheese Blend and Rice
Beans and Red Strips
Onions and Potato
Nacho Cheese and Fritos

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Beans are probably a risky proposition when it comes to seduction, but oh well. Pick the best bean option.
Bean Burrito
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Pintos N Cheese

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If you want to go for the ultimate pairing, you can mix Taco Bell and another fast food. Which fast food goes best with tacos?
McDonald's
Burger King
KFC
Five Guys

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There's nothing wrong with saving some cash now and then. What Dollar Craving is calling your name?
Triple Layer Nachos
Cinnamon Twists
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Spicy Tostada

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You know what you can share with a special someone? Nachos! What kind of dip do you need for your chips?
Nacho Cheese
Pico de Gallo
Salsa
Guacamole

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A taco is fine and dandy all on its own, but the right sauce can make it a thing of beauty. Pick the best sauce!
Nacho Cheese Sauce
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo
Creamy Jalapeno

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Sometimes a thing seems like a good idea and then it turns out to be terrible. Which of these failed Taco Bell menu items was the most awful?
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Bell Beefer Burger
Naked Egg Taco
Seafood Salad

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If some friends come and crash your date, you'll need a Party Pack. What one would you order?
12 Taco Pack
Taco Variety Pack
Grande Meal
Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack

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What if your would-be seducer is a vegetarian? You better pick something on the vegetarian menu.
Cheese Quesadilla
Spicy Tostada
Black Bean Burrito
7-Layer Burrito

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If the seduction works really well, you two might be getting breakfast together the next day. What breakfast option is best?
Breakfast Soft Taco
Grilled Breakfast Burrito
Grande Scrambler
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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A burrito is all fine and good, but you can add a bit of style to it if you want. What style is best?
Just normal
Meatless
Fresco
Grilled

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Potatoes go with everything. Pick the best potato dish!
Hash browns
Cheesy Breakfast Burrito Fiesta Potato
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Loaded Potato Griller

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