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Build a Drunken Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign

By: Steven Miller

5 min

Build a Drunken Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign

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About This Quiz

The way you approach your late-night order at Taco Bell is going to tell us an awful lot about you. Whether you're sticking entirely to the "Dollar Cravings Menu," or you're going "Supreme" on everything, the amount and type of food are sure to point us in a specific zodiac direction.

For example, if you already know your order before you arrive and your only goal is to soak up as much alcohol from your system as possible on the smallest budget, you're starting to sound a lot like a practical Capricorn to us. If you'd much rather wait until you got home to eat your food and you're going for the mild sauce, we're even more sure of our guess.

Perhaps you worked up quite an appetite while you brought your A-game to yet another epic night out. If you're also likely to pass out half-way through eating your order, you sure seem like you could be a Leo.

Maybe you're the designated driver on this adventure. If you always seem to be the responsible one who is looking out for and taking care of your friends, Pisces might just be the sign that's on the menu.

Thank you for coming to Taco Bell. Can I take your order?

How late are you likely making your drunk run to Taco Bell?

It will all depend on the people I'm with.

I'm guessing it would be about 1 a.m. or so.

We'll roll in around midnight.

It'll be about 10 or 11 p.m. at the latest.

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How many items are you likely to order?

Just one or two.

I'm not sure, everything sounds good right now.

I worked up quite an appetite tonight. I'm ordering a bunch of stuff.

I'll order a couple items for myself, but I'm likely going to have to get something for my broke friends too.

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Will you get dessert?

Those Cinnabon Delights look yummy.

I always have to have an Apple Empanada.

I might get some Cinnamon Twists.

No, I don't think so.

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Will your eyes likely be bigger than your stomach?

It's possible, but I doubt it.

I do tend to get full pretty quick. I'll likely eat about half of what I order.

No, I almost always eat everything I order.

Yeah, it's highly likely that I'll order too much.

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Are you the designated driver?

Yikes, I hope not.

No way, I'm having a blast.

I'll take on that role once in a while.

Yeah, that's a given.

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How many other people are likely to be in the car with you?

I'm likely by myself.

There will be two or three people in the car.

It depends on the night.

My crew rolls deep.

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Will you add sour cream to your items?

I will on a few things.

Yes, I always go supreme.

I'm not sure yet.

No, I'm not a fan of sour cream.

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Which sauce packet are you most likely to use?

Mild.

Hot.

Diablo.

Fire.

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How much of your order will be from the "Dollar Cravings" menu?

None of it.

I can't decide.

Some of it.

All of it.

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Which beverage are you most likely to order?

Iced Tea.

Lemonade.

Pepsi.

Mountain Dew.

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Will your order include any nachos?

It's possible. I haven't decided yet.

Absolutely.

I don't think so.

I might add some nachos in there.

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How long will it take you to decide on your order?

I know what I want before we get there.

It will only take me a few seconds to figure it out, but the rest of the crew is a different story.

It's going to take me a while.

I'm ordering a lot of stuff, but it won't take long.

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Are you the one placing the order or will someone else likely do it?

I'm definitely the one in charge of that with this disorganized group.

I'll yell from the back seat.

Someone else will be doing the ordering.

Everyone can be responsible for their own order.

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Are you likely to order a combo meal?

No, I don't think so.

It's possible. There's so many to choose from.

I'll probably order at least one combo.

I usually don't, but I might this time.

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Is there a good chance that your order will include at least one item with Doritos in it?

Of course, that's the best stuff at Taco Bell.

I'm not sure.

It might happen, but I wouldn't bet on it.

There is no chance. I don't like Doritos.

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Will you order a Mexican Pizza?

I could see that happening, but I'd have to be in the right mood.

That does sound good, but I'm not sure.

I don't think so.

Sure, why not.

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Are you more likely to do crunchy or soft tacos?

I can never decide.

I'd like a little variety. Give me a few of each.

I only do soft-shell tacos.

Sometimes I'm in a crunchy mood, but I usually get soft.

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Of the following, which combo are you most likely to order?

3 Crunchy or Soft Tacos Combo.

Crunchwrap Supreme Combo.

3 Doritos Locos Tacos Combo.

Triple Melt Burrito Box.

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Are you a fast eater or do you take your time?

It depends on how big of a hurry I'm in.

I tend to shove it down my throat.

It depends on my mood.

I always take my time.

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How likely are you to pass out in the car after you eat?

That's not going to happen.

I suppose it's possible, but I highly doubt it.

That's pretty much inevitable.

I'm driving, so that better not happen.

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Based on your usual night out, how epic was the evening for you?

My nights are always epic.

Some nights are crazy, but I have to be in the mood for it.

It was likely a lot more epic for others in my group, but someone has to be responsible here.

I try to keep things more moderate and stable.

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How likely are you to be chipping in funds to cover someone else's order?

That always happens to me.

I'd rather not, but I might make an exception.

Heck, no. What do I look like, a bank?

I'm more likely to be the one who other people chip in to cover.

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Which description best matches your role in your group of friends?

Along for the ride.

The party animal.

The grounded one.

The caretaker.

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Which side sounds most appealing to you?

Black beans and rice.

Chips and guacamole.

Cheesy fiesta potatoes.

Doritos chips.

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Are you eating in the car or waiting until you get home?

I might try to eat one item in the car, but most of it will have to wait until I get home.

I'm starving. I'm definitely eating in the car.

I haven't decided yet.

I'll likely wait until I get home.

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Which description best matches your usual diet?

Lots of local and organic produce.

Vegetarian.

Carnivore.

Vegan.

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Which of Taco Bell's breakfast menu items is most appealing to you?

Breakfast Crunchwrap.

Grande Scrambler.

Breakfast Quesadilla.

Grilled Breakfast Burrito.

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Which burrito are you most likely to order?

7-Layer Burrito.

Triple Melt Burrito.

Black Bean Burrito.

XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito.

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How much of a mess are you going to make as you eat?

I'm usually pretty clean, but I can be a bit messy with certain items.

It's going to be ugly.

I'll be very neat and tidy.

I'll be neat, but I can't speak for my friends.

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What is your usual reaction to having eaten Taco Bell on a drunken night?

That hit the spot.

There's no better way to end the night.

I'm not sure that this was the best decision I could have made.

That was a huge mistake.

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