Build a Diner And We'll Tell You Which "Grease" Character You Are

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About This Quiz

The diner is the classic American restaurant, and "Grease" is the classic American movie musical (and stage show). What do your diner preferences tell us about your role in "Grease?"

What's the most exciting food on the menu?

Spicy shrimp

Nothing is exciting, that's the point

A secret Australian recipe

My mother's marinara sauce

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What's the music like?

Jazz

Rock

Pop

Metal

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What's on the wall behind the bar?

Mirrors

More booze

Cute animals

Pink slips of cars I won

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Do you serve hard liquor?

Of course

Yes, but we card

No!

Only after 6 p.m.

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What color are the walls?

Red

Blue

White and pink

Brown

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How's the parking?

Decent

Very good

I don't know

It's the most important feature, so great

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Who comes to the diner?

Local kids

Working men

Families

Bikers

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Do you open on Sundays?

Of course, it's so lucrative

Yes, but only after church

No, that's blasphemy

Yes, but only if I wake up early

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Who would never come to your diner?

The mayor

Rich people

Street toughs

A single woman on her own

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Where is your diner?

Edge of town

Near the factories

Main street

Rough part of town

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What's your price point?

Middling

Low

High

Depends on the item

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Are you the face of your diner?

Naturally: love me, love my diner

No, it's just for ordinary guys

No, I'm too shy

Yes, people come to see me

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Does your diner ever have live music?

Of course!

No, it annoys people

Yes, if it is wholesome

No, but that sounds cool

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If your diner were closed down, why would that be?

Failure to bribe the health department

Health code violation

I don't know!

Fights

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Does your diner have AC?

No, that's for wusses

No, that's pricey

Of course

Yes, we keep it chilly

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Is your diner a tolerant sort of place for all sorts of people?

Yes, if you are gay or Muslim or foreign or whatever, you are welcome

It's mostly blue collar, so white collar might feel uncomfortable

Yes, we are all about love

Yes, unless they are boring

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Does your diner change its decor often?

No, it's how I like it

No, that is a waste of money

Yes, I have arty ideas sometimes

Yes, I collect new engines etc to display

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Are there any car parts decorating your diner?

One or two from guys whose hearts I broke

Of course we have a few

No, cars are dumb

All over the place

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What day of the week is it busiest?

Fridays

Weekdays after 6 p.m.

Weekdays after school is out

Saturdays and Sundays

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What business is near your diner?

Movie theater

Supermarket

Church

Auto shop

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What house of worship do people visit before they come to your diner?

None

Presbyterian

Episcopalian

Catholic

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Who have you had to kick out of your diner?

My exes

Drunks

Rowdy kids

One gang or another

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Who do you hope will come and eat there?

Families with money to spend

Honest working men

Good wholesome people

My ex

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What's your diner's unique selling point?

It's quintessentially me

It's good honest food

It's a safe and comforting place

It's super cool

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What menu item is most popular?

Wings

Fries

Mozzarella sticks

Burgers

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How are the seats arranged?

A mix of booths and tables

Booths, tables, and bar seats

Booths and a few along the bar

Bar seats and high tops

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Who might you name a sandwich for?

The Pope

In honor of Greaser culture

My mother

My true love

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What is the best milkshake you do?

Malted shake

Chocolate

Vanilla

Strawberry

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How large are the portions?

As small as I can get away with, to save money

Large enough to be hearty

Modest and healthy

Huge

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How do you want people to feel when they leave?

Like they just had a great time

Sated

Happy and peaceful

Excited and cool

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