Are You Smart Enough to Outwit a Sicilian When Death Is on the Line?

Jody Mabry

About This Quiz

Vizzini from the movie "The Princess Bride" may be one of the greatest minds for the ages, but the Dread Pirate Roberts was a bit wiser. Do you think you're smart enough to outwit a Sicilian when death is on the line? Take this quiz to choose your poison!

Where is the poison?

How long will you take to get the Sicilian to give away his weakness?

Are you someone who would put the poison in front of you?

What is your opinion of Sicilians?

Would you ever drink potentially poisoned wine that is sitting right in front of you?

Would you trust a criminal from Australia?

Who do you think has the best accent?

Which companion from "The Princess Bride" would you like at your side in battle?

Are you exceptionally strong?

How do you go about making decisions?

What is worth fighting for?

Do you have a poker tell?

Which of these philosophers would you consider a moron to your intellect?

How well do you think you'd hold up under torture?

Which subject would you score best in on a quiz?

In which industry would you want to have a job?

What is your biggest fear?

What is the best way to defeat a giant in battle?

What is your sense of humor like?

Do you enjoy word games such as "Scrabble" or "Words With Friends?"

Which food or drink would you use to hide the poison that you'll use on the Sicilian?

You have a chance to flee and save yourself or stay to help others. What do you do?

What do you think Vizzini's strongest character trait is?

Which of these board games would you play to the death?

Why is a Sicilian challenging you to the death?

Why would you accept a challenge to the death?

Which medieval job would you have?

Do you think it would be cool to be a pirate?

When would you storm a castle?

Why would you help a Sicilian start a war?

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