Are you red or white wine?

What part of the country do you live?

Midwest

Deep South

East Coat

West Coast

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What is your favorite season?

Fall

Summer

Winter

Spring

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What is your favorite type of cuisine?

Tex-Mex

Italian

French

American

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What is your favorite, non-wine drink?

Kool-Aid

Soda

Beer

Hard liquor (Vodka, rum, tequila, etc)

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What is your favorite kind of vehicle?

Pickup truck

Sports car

SUV

Jeep

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Favorite vacation destination

Caribbean

Europe

Alaska

Australia

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How much do you tip your restaurant server?

25%

20%

15%

Depends on how many glasses of wine I've had

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How many kids do you want?

0

1

2

3+

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What book or series are you most likely to read?

Harry Potter

Chicken Soup for the Soul

Hunger Games

The next Patterson novel

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When do you usually get out of bed?

5:00 a.m.

6:00 a.m.

8:00 a.m.

Bed?

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What is your favorite sport?

Football

Baseball

Soccer

Tennis

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What kind of food do you prefer?

Spicy

Mild

Cold treats and desserts

sandwiches

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If you break up with someone, you...

Complain to friends about how much you didn't like the person

Cry for weeks and wonder if you made the wrong decision

Already have your next date planned

Don't plan on dating anyone. Your last experience was enough for awhile.

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When your kids do something bad, how do you respond?

Glass of wine

Yell until your throat is horse

Cry alone in your room

Call up a good friend and tell them about how ridicules your kids are. Then recall how ridicules you were as a kid.

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Would you rather...

Jump out of a plane

Swim with a shark

Bungee jump over the ocean

Climb Mount Everest

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What is your favorite pet?

Dog

Cat

Fish

No thanks

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What was your favorite subject in school?

Math

Science

History

Gym

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Why do you drink wine?

Loosen up to socialize

Clear your mind to be creative

To escape life

Partayyy!

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Who is your best friend?

One of your parents

A high school chum

A sibling

Some random person you met online

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How do you drive?

Slow and steady

Fast and crazy

Sensible, but am prone to road rage

I only take public transportation

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If you accidentally break something in a store, you...

Offer to pay for it

Hide the broken item where it won't be found until after you leave

Laugh and tell a friend as you walk out the door

Become terrified, but still let a store employee know

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What is your measure of success?

Money, money, money!

A large and grateful family

Awesome friends you can count on

Success? Impossible. I prefer to be a pessimist

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When is the best time to visit a winery?

Birthday

Anniversary

Any time

For tastings - to find a new favorite wine

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After a good workout, how do you hydrate?

Water

Gatorade

Beer

Workout?

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Favorite movie series

Rocky

Star Wars

Star Trek

Terminator

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What is your favorite action hero

Indiana Jones

James Bond

Jason Bourne

Han Solo

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What kind of crime are you likely to commit?

Murder

Speeding

Theft

Stalking

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How does your family eat dinner?

At a table like civilized people

In front of the TV

At a restaurant

Scrounging for snacks

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When is the best time to drink a glass of wine?

During a storm

At lunch with friends

When you are snowed in

Next to the pool

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How much wine do you typically drink in one sitting?

Whatever the tasting pourer will give me

1 glass

2-3 glasses

I don't have glasses. Only bottles.

FINISH QUIZ

Are you red or white wine?

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